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Little tips for receiving blowjobs in your car - by Hipster Doofus
After driving in circles for what seems like hours - you finally take the plunge and pick up that dirty nasty blonde on the corner. She hops in your car and you negotiate for a blowjob. What happens next?
- Street blowjobs go for about $40. Try not to pay much more. But great blowjobs are to be rewarded with a small tip. I never used to tip but I tried one time and the results the next time were amazing!
-Union chicks start at $100 expect the upsell.
-if you want it sans condom, just ask. You'd be surprised at how many times you'll hear yes
-parking is MISSION CRITICAL. The wrong place could be a predetermined jackspot or regularly patrolled by LE. Choose your own parking spot and park you car so that you can see traffic coming.
- DO NOT LEAVE YOUR WALLET IN YOUR BACK POCKET.
-if anything goes wrong, Be calm and let her leave with the money. Street girls can be unpredictable.
-expect her to complain after 10 mins that her jaw is locking up. Girls that dont complain are really customer service oriented. Get her number.
-its considered bad ettiquette to cum in her mouth when she asks you not too.
-its always nice to stock some tissues or Wet Ones in your car for the clean-up. She will appreciate the gesture. If you are really courteous you'll carry some mouthwash. Do not throw used condoms out the window shithead!
-A ride back to the pickup is common courtesy. If she asks to be taken elsewhere, that is up to you but 9 times outta 10 , shes going to score. Do not wait around like a stoopid chump.
-Once she's outta your car, do a quick visual check to see if she's left behind any incriminating paraphenilia. Dispose of at the nearest refuge box.
yer welcome and have a great day!
Little tips for receiving blowjobs in your car - by Hipster Doofus
After driving in circles for what seems like hours - you finally take the plunge and pick up that dirty nasty blonde on the corner. She hops in your car and you negotiate for a blowjob. What happens next?
- Street blowjobs go for about $40. Try not to pay much more. But great blowjobs are to be rewarded with a small tip. I never used to tip but I tried one time and the results the next time were amazing!
-Union chicks start at $100 expect the upsell.
-if you want it sans condom, just ask. You'd be surprised at how many times you'll hear yes
-parking is MISSION CRITICAL. The wrong place could be a predetermined jackspot or regularly patrolled by LE. Choose your own parking spot and park you car so that you can see traffic coming.
- DO NOT LEAVE YOUR WALLET IN YOUR BACK POCKET.
-if anything goes wrong, Be calm and let her leave with the money. Street girls can be unpredictable.
-expect her to complain after 10 mins that her jaw is locking up. Girls that dont complain are really customer service oriented. Get her number.
-its considered bad ettiquette to cum in her mouth when she asks you not too.
-its always nice to stock some tissues or Wet Ones in your car for the clean-up. She will appreciate the gesture. If you are really courteous you'll carry some mouthwash. Do not throw used condoms out the window shithead!
-A ride back to the pickup is common courtesy. If she asks to be taken elsewhere, that is up to you but 9 times outta 10 , shes going to score. Do not wait around like a stoopid chump.
-Once she's outta your car, do a quick visual check to see if she's left behind any incriminating paraphenilia. Dispose of at the nearest refuge box.
yer welcome and have a great day!