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    TOE/BUNGHOLE INSPECTOR
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    Career Change

    The Hamster is looking for a new job these days, so if any fellow pooners could offer him a job, it would be greatly appreciated!

    Feel free to post your job offers.

    God Bless

    (Pooners must stick together)
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    CFO

    My last position was CFO for a high tech company.

    Base pay - 250 k
    Stock options and Bonuses
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    Hamster

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    own MP?

    Given your vast experience in this hobby, how about setting up a MP (and give a discount to PERB members)?

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    My Macro is flawless

    The Hamster wasn't aware of any Macro blunders...

    As for opening up a MP, the Hamster doesn't want to be hunted down by the Triads or the Russians. If the Hamster did venture that way, it would be called "Tight Tiny TOE's"! Only petite cuties would work there, and unlimited releases would be allowed for $150 HR.

    Little Asian Guy will pack the heat in case any shit happens and the Hamster will use the backdoor to escape!
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    jus call me MR. President
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    get into porn

    get into selling porn on the internet. It seems to be where the big money is. But watch out for the new rules the US Fed has put into place. Gotta obey the rules, but probably still huge money to be made.

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    Also...

    from reports in the papers & on the 'net...you can set up gambling websites in the Caribbean...& it's at the very least tolerated to run there...possibly you could do the same thing with porn sites?
    Older Bolder Wiser But Colder

    Keeping it real...ly civil.

    For F*** sakes, think before you post.

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    I'LL KILL YA ALL!! hitrack's Avatar
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    I am personally kinda bummed that I'm about 10 years to late to get in to the "hi-tech" industry. I talked to some people in the know and they said the market for programmers and computer type jobs are oer loaded.

    I'm thinking about going back to school too, I'm pissed, while me and my generation were goofing off, or so I thought the rest of my generation were out getting hi tech jobs during the 90's. No sweat there is plent of other things to do at BCIT.

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    Tax Cuts!

    George W. Bush is taking the Hamster's advice by implementing tax cuts in the states to get the economy going. Why can't Canada do the same...simple ...too many ppl milking the system here...
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    Keep the rich rich

    Why gave all the tax cuts to the average joe, and none to the rich? You have to make sure that the rich are protected. If not, they can move their businesses elsewhere, thus leaving the average joe with nothing...
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    Lots

    I'm well aware of dividend tax...

    Jazz, what business education do you have?

    President Bush unveiled a $726 billion economic stimulus package to help boost the ailing U.S. economy. The package includes proposals to eliminate taxes on stock dividends, reduce income tax rates over 10 years and extend unemployment benefits. White House officials say that millions of Americans would benefit from the plan. For example, the White House estimates that under the Bush plan, a married couple with two children and an income of $40,000 would see their taxes reduced by $1,133 in 2003. The White House says the tax cuts would create 1.4 million new jobs by the end of 2004.
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    None...

    Lots of company's pay this kinda of dough. You gotta get your head out of the mud baby...and look overground.

    There's no particular place babe
    There's no particular sound
    I've been hiding
    What am I hiding from?


    At my previous job, the President made over 100 million US in one year. Yeah, those days are gone...but his happened locally...
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    Clinton had it soooooo easy!

    Good points. But you forgot to mention that Bill (white trash) Clinton is the biggest fluke of all. THe guy just lucked out with the whole .com thing/stock market surge... Just goes to show you, the dumb are lucky!
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    Here's a job

    Here's a job for you Hamster

    Here

    Check out the Duties

    Bahahaha

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    Isn't it true Mr. Kane that Ronald Regan, and his administration got the U.S. pointed in the right direction first?
    Clinton just carried the ball, and ran with it. Thats according to my American based inlaws. PRO BUSH "THEY ARE." --- Kev

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