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    Question I went back to work so I didnt have take the browns to the superbowl at an SPs

    Lmao legit I backtracked 20 minutes so I could avoid having a hernia in an SPs bathroom while the shower masked the sounds.

    Is pooping kosher at an SPs Place? Hahaha I feel more self-conscious THERE than if I dropped the kids off in the Fraser at 1pm. Thoughts?

    Also if anyone has any funny stories, the hazy sky is putting me in a mood for some laughs.
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    I had to take a leak before seeing an sp but i was too early. I stopped by the mall but the downstairs was blocked by security guards and police because a drugged out lady was there. I head upstairs and the mens washroom is closed for cleaning. I used the womens instead, it was likr a fucking stealth mission in a video game and i had to time my handwashing expertly.

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    Before a Fox Den date, I had to take a shit, so I went into Uncle Willy's in Metrotown.

    The staff looked at me funny.

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    Tim McGee.

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    Many years ago I went to a dumpy looking incall on Kingsway near Knight. I had to use the bathroom to freshen up. As I'm in the bathroom I realize I forgot my wallet and tell her so.

    At the same time a male and female walk into the same room that I thought was private and she proceeds to tell them that I was getting off in the bathroom and didn't have any money.

    I quietly leave as she continues to tell this couple what happened. I don't know if the couple were her friends or another client but I was sure glad I got out unscathed.

    For the record I wasn't getting off in the bathroom.

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    Years ago a guy wrote a review on here about visiting an SP at her place. He started off the review with a lovingly detailed description of a gigantic dump he took in her bathroom before doing the deed. He seemed quite proud of it.

    If I recall correctly he gave the SP a decent review, but I doubt that she ever quoted it in her advertising.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jamasianman View Post
    I had to take a leak before seeing an sp but i was too early. I stopped by the mall but the downstairs was blocked by security guards and police because a drugged out lady was there. I head upstairs and the mens washroom is closed for cleaning. I used the womens instead, it was likr a fucking stealth mission in a video game and i had to time my handwashing expertly.
    haha, good one!

    I try to go #2 before showering before a date (so I can be extra clean). I haven't had to yet, but if the need arised, I'd go at an incall right before a quick shower (again, extra cleaning down there!)

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    Once a client came over and asked to use the shower. When he was done I went in and the bathroom stank, the window was closed, there was short and curlies all over the tub and the toilet still had fresh skid marks. I said something to him, I can't remember, maybe "what are you thinking?!".

    His response "what are you new?"

    Am I new?!? I Kicked the fucker out then cleaned up after him I was repulsed.

    Quote Originally Posted by FreeG View Post
    haha, good one!

    I try to go #2 before showering before a date (so I can be extra clean). I haven't had to yet, but if the need arised, I'd go at an incall right before a quick shower (again, extra cleaning down there!)
    Now this is a gentleman.

    Pooping is not kosher unless you shower immediately after and leave no evidence.

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    Quote Originally Posted by taster View Post
    Many years ago I went to a dumpy looking incall...
    I see what you did there

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    This subject makes me want to

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    Quote Originally Posted by MissingOne View Post
    Years ago a guy wrote a review on here about visiting an SP at her place. He started off the review with a lovingly detailed description of a gigantic dump he took in her bathroom before doing the deed. He seemed quite proud of it.
    Yeah that was truly a classic. I think it was Hitrack (not Hatrick).

    A couple of years ago I took a lady to Mexico.
    One day I had Mexican style beef wraps, extra hot.
    Wake up at 3am and Montezuma's Revenge. Thought I was going to shit myself to death like Elvis.
    Desperately opened the balcony windows facing ocean. Sea breeze did not help.
    Smelled so bad it woke her up. Worse than I thought possible.

    She went ballistic. No sympathy for my gastric distress and no nooky for a day or two.
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    Its not a real relationship till someone admits to taking a dump.

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    Quote Originally Posted by westwoody View Post
    Yeah that was truly a classic. I think it was Hitrack (not Hatrick).
    Wasn't either, but can't quite remember the handle.


    A couple of years ago I was arriving at an SP's place, when I started getting horrible cramps. By the time I got to her door, I was sweating, in real pain and thinking only of one kind of relief.

    When she opened the door, I was not attracted to her, so it was convenient to have an excuse to leave. I explained my predicament, and to my surprise, she offered to let me use her facility. If I had been attracted to her, it would have been even more awkward to dump, and then assume we'd get it on.

    I told her I'd better leave - fast - and duck-walked back to the car, clenching all the way. Drove to a nearby, appropriately-named "gas" station, and had my way with the porcelain receptacle. Multiple times. You know that sound when a bucket of water is poured into a barrel?

    Pitied the person who may have needed that little room for the next couple of hours. The pain eased, and my next thought was to get to a shower ASAP.

    Not sure if the SP believed my excuse, but she didn't know how lucky she was to have lost a customer that day.

    (Never eat the warm shrimps.)
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    Quote Originally Posted by westwoody View Post
    Yeah that was truly a classic. I think it was Hitrack (not Hatrick).
    Quote Originally Posted by Cock Throppled View Post
    Wasn't either, but can't quite remember the handle.
    I think he called himself Bigbasket.

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    I still don't believe hot women take dumps. : )

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    Quote Originally Posted by honda761 View Post
    I still don't believe hot women take dumps. : )
    They do after you marry them.

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