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Thread: Hi guys i needed suggestions where to advertise my business (automotive services)

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    Hi guys i needed suggestions where to advertise my business (automotive services)

    Im new to online marketing. Im looking to find places to post ads for my automotive services. Currently i use craigslsit and kijiji, but im looking to Post elsewhere and dont mind paying to advertise. tahnks for any help in advnce!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jdmengine View Post
    Im new to online marketing. Im looking to find places to post ads for my automotive services. Currently i use craigslsit and kijiji, but im looking to Post elsewhere and dont mind paying to advertise. tahnks for any help in advnce!
    Posting in the Perb lounge to change tires, just makes you a massive target for people who have a twisted sense of humor.
    There are an awful lot of them around here.....fortunately I am not one of them.
    So I propose a question and possible business venture for you.....I've noticed in another thread you set and balance tires, which would mean you have a fairly good collection of automotive equipment....or at least I would assume so.
    My business venture that I would propose to you is this......
    If I could rent some of your equipment on a monthly basis.....and had the willing young ladies to participate
    Could any of your automotive equipment be modified to perform as sex machines?.....there are an awful lot of young ladies here who are after the perfect orgasm.....and I'm not only a pleaser, but a builder.
    Your equipment wouldn't come back in the same shape as it was rented to me, but I will guarantee it would come back very oiled up and polished.
    We would also have to draw up a insurance agreement that if any young lady orgasmed herself into a coma, that you and I wouldn't be responsible......we would in affect have an orgasm, brain damage clause, that wouldn't hold you or myself responsible......
    Having said that....I always take the safety of the young lady seeking the perfect orgasm into serious consideration.....but some of these young women can be a bit trigger happy...and take their machine stimulation to a point of no return, causing serious irreparable damage......
    If your tire changer / bead breaker has at least a 3 horse motor, and can be bolted to the floor to withstand the thrust of an escorts five star screaming orgasm ...lasting say ten minutes or less....l,would be interested in speaking with you, about a test project.
    Please remember that although you may be new to internet marketing ....there are many people out there that may take advantage of anything you post in inappropriate places......fortunately I'm not one of those people.

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    LOL hey we all need jokes and humor in life. its all good. just looking to see what else i can do on here. we can put a dildo on the bead breaker have it pound the girls lol jk hahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jdmengine View Post
    LOL hey we all need jokes and humor in life. its all good. just looking to see what else i can do on here. we can put a dildo on the bead breaker have it pound the girls lol jk hahaha
    Nice too see you have a good sense of humor.......you'll do just fine around here.
    Welcome.

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    Hey thanks wetnose that site looks great

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