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Thread: Top Ten Future Uses of Fidget Spinners in Pooning.

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    Post Top Ten Future Uses of Fidget Spinners in Pooning.

    My kids were after me forever to buy this new fad among kids. Finally, I got one for them and decided to use it as a joke in "Top ten signs that you are an aging pooner." While writing that post, another idea about top ten popped into my head.

    So here are ten possible Fidget Spinner related things we pooners might experience soon. (Just wrote it.)


    1. Some sp's might start using them as timers.

    2. Some sp's might start using them as a thickness measure. Any penis that can't fit its half inch hole is rejected.

    3. Some sp's might replace fans and A/C's in their incalls with fidget spinners.

    4. Since they are a hot item, SP's might think you are looking to buy a fidget spinner (F.S.) when you are just inquiring about Full Service.

    5. Since they are hard to find, some SP ads might read, $250/hr or $50 + a pink colored fidget spinner.

    6. Apparently, they help with depression, focus and ADSD. I am afraid some guys with confidence issues are going to text SP, "Can I bring my fidget spinner with me?"

    7. Some SP ads might read, "Greek and fidget spinning for extra."

    8. Some SP's might start to post, "Fresh and clean fidget spinners offered at no extra charge."

    9. The phrase, "Is that a fidget spinner or are you just happy to see me?" will become a new catch phrase.

    10. Some guys are going to start asking for a fidget spinner themed sex session. Pictures, costumes, condoms, water bottles, towels and other stuff all Fidget Spinner theme. In fact, some SP might get good at making a whirring sound instead of the usual moaning.


    Happy Fidget Spinning Everyone.

    T8E.
    If you don't want me talking, just shove your boobs in my mouth.

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    My fidget spinner has feathers on the spokes.
    Use your imagination what they could tickle.

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    I have them in about 4-5 different designs, my company sell it. I was bored with it after the first spin. Lol

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    Students in high school: "It keeps us from being distracted"

    /spins fidget spinners non-stop in class

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    Quote Originally Posted by EuroSZabina View Post
    I have them in about 4-5 different designs, my company sell it. I was bored with it after the first spin. Lol
    Can I come and play with them.(if you know what I mean).... please... (seriously).
    If you don't want me talking, just shove your boobs in my mouth.

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    #2 made me laugh.
    Then they would have no business.
    Couldn't imagine anyone has a penis that small.
    Good girls go to heaven.
    Great girls go everywhere!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BaconNeggs View Post
    #2 made me laugh.
    Then they would have no business.
    Couldn't imagine anyone has a penis that small.
    I don't think so either, but then jokes are not really meant to be logical, are they?

    If you don't want me talking, just shove your boobs in my mouth.

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