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    Alejandra 5867 Kitsilano..

    Has anyone seen her? Can't find any reviews, though there was one from an Alejandra (formerly Eva/Selena) back in 2015 which multiple people said stay away from. Not sure if ti's the same person.

    Always on Leo in Massage section. Pics look great but really wondering why nobody has reviewed her. Thinking of taking a chance this weekend.

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    It's the same person. I saw the pics for both.
    To each their own.

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    Quote Originally Posted by james29 View Post
    Has anyone seen her? Can't find any reviews, though there was one from an Alejandra (formerly Eva/Selena) back in 2015 which multiple people said stay away from. Not sure if ti's the same person.

    Always on Leo in Massage section. Pics look great but really wondering why nobody has reviewed her. Thinking of taking a chance this weekend.
    Yes it's the same person, stay away, I remember when she was on here, bashing all of us etc, bad reviews...stay far away!

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    Quote Originally Posted by james29 View Post
    Has anyone seen her? Can't find any reviews, though there was one from an Alejandra (formerly Eva/Selena) back in 2015 which multiple people said stay away from. Not sure if ti's the same person.

    Always on Leo in Massage section. Pics look great but really wondering why nobody has reviewed her. Thinking of taking a chance this weekend.
    Alejandra, Alejandra !





    I'm surprised, She's still using that Name ?
    https://www.leolist.cc/personals/fem...00&q=Alejandra

    She is the Type of Provider, that Defines, what this Board is all About !

    Without this Board, she would continue to have a free reign, on unsuspecting Clients ?

    Thanks to the collective Members of PERB, hopefully, her Shenanigans will be Limited ?

    https://perb.cc/vbulletin/showthread...ight=Alejandra

    https://perb.cc/vbulletin/showthread...ight=Alejandra

    I'm just Curious, but, did You even try some of the Links in the Old Reviews ?

    They still seem to Work ?

    And they bring You to Alejandra, who while seemingly quite attractive, in the Looks Dept . ?

    She, has an atrocious Reputation, in the Service Dept. !

    But, if You'd like to TOFTT ?

    I'm sure, a few Members, would appreciate an Update ?

    Cheers

    P.S. While We've got her Face Posted, what kind of Rating, would She get ?

    Man Mountain, We need your Help ! LOL
    Last edited by Vulva Man; 05-21-2017 at 11:44 PM. Reason: Typo & Added Link

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    Thanks for saving me the hassle.

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    Money saved not worth it for a massage. Definitely not for FS given her terrible service. Thanks for the input guys.

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    I rarely comment on providers but I got kinda pissed when I came across these ones on Alejandra... My first thought was WOW ... working girls should start a site on us Johns so they know what's coming through the door or even if they want us to come through their door! I was looking for time to spend with a attractive lady for a intimate hour massage, decent conversation and a "happy ending".
    I guess if I wanted to spend less and get the Ole asian rub n tug for cheaper easy enough... but personally I would have preferred to jerk off, save the money and treat myself to a decent bottle of Anejo Tequila.

    *HERE IS WHAT I GOT.
    1... No muss, no fuss conversation about date (good, I don't like flowery shit, it is a business deal right)
    2... Greeted at door by very attractive lady just like pics but better because it was real and not pics.
    3... I was freshly showered and smelling good enough I could have fucked myself... haha. Think about it guys if you had a sexy lady coming over are you going to smell like arse and expect to impress her?
    4... Money up front, good let's get that shit out of the way so the business part can be done and not on everyone's mind.
    5... Into the bedroom, poof off comes her clothes (whoa, kinda took in her overall sexy Bridget Bardot ness) I think I describe pretty accurate btw.
    6... Told to get naked and hang up clothes... right on girl the clock is ticking, giggity giggity goo....relaxation with a naked Bridget massage, freaking awesome!
    7... Pure coconut oil, nice. First on my neck, shoulders nice... onward down to cover my whole back.. as we chat. Then I feel her breasts and nipples on my butt sliding her whole body all the way up my body till* , omfg ... i gotta roll over!* Who wants to be laying on their face and not looking at her anyway.
    8... More oil from neck to toes on my front... sweet visions of her breasts* as she rubs it on, i asked if i could rub them and she gave me this freaking smile that made my cock jump...ty ty ty!* Then a memory instilling frontal body slide that just got all the blood flowing to my dick.... especially her tits sliding over my balls and cock!
    9... Was getting near hour and she told me not to worry about time as she was enjoying the visit (tip... if you act like a dik in a store they want you to leave right away...right?).* Anyway, this is getting to long... Awesome two handed one jerking my cock and the other rubbing my balls, mmmm .. I* probably* had a pretty lustful or stupid look on my face when I drained ...haha.
    10... Well this is how I rate her 10....based on services advertised and delivered!

    I read these other reviews AFTER about her and thought WTF??* Like, I never would have saw her if I read them and believed them. Thanks to Alejandra for the random sproinnnggg memories(I'll be back) and thanks PERB for letting me do this kinda long review...
    *the Elmeister!

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    Quote Originally Posted by elmeister View Post
    I rarely comment on providers but I got kinda pissed when I came across these ones on Alejandra... My first thought was WOW ... working girls should start a site on us Johns so they know what's coming through the door or even if they want us to come through their door! I was looking for time to spend with a attractive lady for a intimate hour massage, decent conversation and a "happy ending".
    I guess if I wanted to spend less and get the Ole asian rub n tug for cheaper easy enough... but personally I would have preferred to jerk off, save the money and treat myself to a decent bottle of Anejo Tequila.

    *HERE IS WHAT I GOT.
    1... No muss, no fuss conversation about date (good, I don't like flowery shit, it is a business deal right)
    2... Greeted at door by very attractive lady just like pics but better because it was real and not pics.
    3... I was freshly showered and smelling good enough I could have fucked myself... haha. Think about it guys if you had a sexy lady coming over are you going to smell like arse and expect to impress her?
    4... Money up front, good let's get that shit out of the way so the business part can be done and not on everyone's mind.
    5... Into the bedroom, poof off comes her clothes (whoa, kinda took in her overall sexy Bridget Bardot ness) I think I describe pretty accurate btw.
    6... Told to get naked and hang up clothes... right on girl the clock is ticking, giggity giggity goo....relaxation with a naked Bridget massage, freaking awesome!
    7... Pure coconut oil, nice. First on my neck, shoulders nice... onward down to cover my whole back.. as we chat. Then I feel her breasts and nipples on my butt sliding her whole body all the way up my body till* , omfg ... i gotta roll over!* Who wants to be laying on their face and not looking at her anyway.
    8... More oil from neck to toes on my front... sweet visions of her breasts* as she rubs it on, i asked if i could rub them and she gave me this freaking smile that made my cock jump...ty ty ty!* Then a memory instilling frontal body slide that just got all the blood flowing to my dick.... especially her tits sliding over my balls and cock!
    9... Was getting near hour and she told me not to worry about time as she was enjoying the visit (tip... if you act like a dik in a store they want you to leave right away...right?).* Anyway, this is getting to long... Awesome two handed one jerking my cock and the other rubbing my balls, mmmm .. I* probably* had a pretty lustful or stupid look on my face when I drained ...haha.
    10... Well this is how I rate her 10....based on services advertised and delivered!

    I read these other reviews AFTER about her and thought WTF??* Like, I never would have saw her if I read them and believed them. Thanks to Alejandra for the random sproinnnggg memories(I'll be back) and thanks PERB for letting me do this kinda long review...
    *the Elmeister!
    Ha ha. Donald Trump couldn't have written a better review.

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    Quote Originally Posted by elmeister View Post
    I read these other reviews AFTER about her and thought WTF??* Like, I never would have saw her if I read them and believed them. Thanks to Alejandra for the random sproinnnggg memories(I'll be back) and thanks PERB for letting me do this kinda long review...
    *the Elmeister!
    This is what Alejandra told us PERB users before:
    personally ANY man who goes on this site I don't want in my home anyway because I only want nice men in my home.
    I think the lady's wishes are perfectly clear.

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    " 10... Well this is how I rate her 10....based on services advertised and delivered! "

    Hey dude you are right… I checked her out and really enjoyed the massage services! I couldn’t keep my eyes off her – beautiful smile, beautiful breasts , lovely curves and tender hands… and her body rub was one of the best. I asked for a titty rub and was eagerly entertained. She was easy to talk to and we just lay there talking for a long while after. She was not a clock watcher. I’m putting her on my “A” List!

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    The reviews are really up and down aren't they hmm I think I just stay clear he he

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    Quote Originally Posted by elmeister View Post
    I rarely comment on providers but I got kinda pissed when I came across these ones on Alejandra... My first thought was WOW ... working girls should start a site on us Johns so they know what's coming through the door or even if they want us to come through their door! I was looking for time to spend with a attractive lady for a intimate hour massage, decent conversation and a "happy ending".
    I guess if I wanted to spend less and get the Ole asian rub n tug for cheaper easy enough... but personally I would have preferred to jerk off, save the money and treat myself to a decent bottle of Anejo Tequila.

    *HERE IS WHAT I GOT.
    1... No muss, no fuss conversation about date (good, I don't like flowery shit, it is a business deal right)
    2... Greeted at door by very attractive lady just like pics but better because it was real and not pics.
    3... I was freshly showered and smelling good enough I could have fucked myself... haha. Think about it guys if you had a sexy lady coming over are you going to smell like arse and expect to impress her?
    4... Money up front, good let's get that shit out of the way so the business part can be done and not on everyone's mind.
    5... Into the bedroom, poof off comes her clothes (whoa, kinda took in her overall sexy Bridget Bardot ness) I think I describe pretty accurate btw.
    6... Told to get naked and hang up clothes... right on girl the clock is ticking, giggity giggity goo....relaxation with a naked Bridget massage, freaking awesome!
    7... Pure coconut oil, nice. First on my neck, shoulders nice... onward down to cover my whole back.. as we chat. Then I feel her breasts and nipples on my butt sliding her whole body all the way up my body till* , omfg ... i gotta roll over!* Who wants to be laying on their face and not looking at her anyway.
    8... More oil from neck to toes on my front... sweet visions of her breasts* as she rubs it on, i asked if i could rub them and she gave me this freaking smile that made my cock jump...ty ty ty!* Then a memory instilling frontal body slide that just got all the blood flowing to my dick.... especially her tits sliding over my balls and cock!
    9... Was getting near hour and she told me not to worry about time as she was enjoying the visit (tip... if you act like a dik in a store they want you to leave right away...right?).* Anyway, this is getting to long... Awesome two handed one jerking my cock and the other rubbing my balls, mmmm .. I* probably* had a pretty lustful or stupid look on my face when I drained ...haha.
    10... Well this is how I rate her 10....based on services advertised and delivered!

    I read these other reviews AFTER about her and thought WTF??* Like, I never would have saw her if I read them and believed them. Thanks to Alejandra for the random sproinnnggg memories(I'll be back) and thanks PERB for letting me do this kinda long review...
    *the Elmeister!
    You rarely comment on providers?
    You have one fucking post, FCS!
    Thanks for the review, AP.

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    STAY AWAY......SHE IS NOT AS ADVERTISED.

    The above review is clearly her handler or shill.

    Way over weight, harsh attitude and goes syco within minutes to get you out the door with her keeping the $$$$4

    You HAVE BEEN WARNED.

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    Also, the Bridget Bardot analogy is a big giveaway....Bardot's 82 years old.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hardcock69 View Post
    " 10... Well this is how I rate her 10....based on services advertised and delivered! "

    Hey dude you are right… I checked her out and really enjoyed the massage services! I couldn’t keep my eyes off her – beautiful smile, beautiful breasts , lovely curves and tender hands… and her body rub was one of the best. I asked for a titty rub and was eagerly entertained. She was easy to talk to and we just lay there talking for a long while after. She was not a clock watcher. I’m putting her on my “A” List!

    We've got to Save this Review, for Posterity ?

    It's a Classic !

    Nice Work !

    Cheers

    P.S. This Review should probably be Posted, in the Review Section ? Just a suggestion ?
    No worries !
    Last edited by Vulva Man; 06-27-2017 at 04:43 PM. Reason: Typo

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