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Thread: Are there ANY good-looking SPs in Vancouver?

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    Question Are there ANY good-looking SPs in Vancouver?

    I'm looking for women in their reproductive prime, 18-24 y/o, slim, with big naturals (no bigger than DD), round ass, cute face and skin without blemish. This is what most "normal" men would consider physically attractive for nubile females.

    For the past few months, I've been scanning LL and BP and cannot find a single SP ad that meets this basic criteria. Apart from the fake ads - which are legion and probably make up over 90% of the content on LL and BP - all of the (real) ads I've seen so far are of women who are fat, ugly, no t 'n' a or fake t 'n' a, over 30 (cougars - yuck!), covered in stretch marks etc.

    Furthermore, these women charge an outrageous amount of money for their services, despite their ugly faces, big guts, saggy tits and bodies covered with stretch marks. It's like paying for a Mercedes Benz, but getting a decrepit Soviet-era Yugo in exchange for the same amount of money.

    So I ask you, are there ANY good-looking SPs in the Van area that meet the above criteria?

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    Quote Originally Posted by failure View Post
    So I ask you, are there ANY good-looking SPs in the Van area that meet the above criteria?
    Yes!

    I won't give you any names, to avoid disappointing both you and a fine lady if your standards are much higher than mine.

    Check PERB advertisement section for real photos, find what you like. Some SPs show their faces (visitors, more likely). Also eros.com photos are reliable, and LL verified ads should be fine.
    If you want the best, don't expect the cheap rates. If nothing works, sorry, maybe waiting another 10 years will help you to save money or to appreciate a wider range of women.

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    Quote Originally Posted by failure View Post
    I'm looking for women in their reproductive prime, 18-24 y/o, slim, with big naturals (no bigger than DD), round ass, cute face and skin without blemish. This is what most "normal" men would consider physically attractive for nubile females.

    For the past few months, I've been scanning LL and BP and cannot find a single SP ad that meets this basic criteria. Apart from the fake ads - which are legion and probably make up over 90% of the content on LL and BP - all of the (real) ads I've seen so far are of women who are fat, ugly, no t 'n' a or fake t 'n' a, over 30 (cougars - yuck!), covered in stretch marks etc.

    Furthermore, these women charge an outrageous amount of money for their services, despite their ugly faces, big guts, saggy tits and bodies covered with stretch marks. It's like paying for a Mercedes Benz, but getting a decrepit Soviet-era Yugo in exchange for the same amount of money.

    So I ask you, are there ANY good-looking SPs in the Van area that meet the above criteria?
    How many SPs have you seen so far to come up with this conclusion? looks like you were only browsing online and didn't make meet any of them. Higher end escorts are better than massage parlours

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    You had me at. Are there any good looking SPs in Vancouver. Almost a wtf?

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    I guess I am a horrible, "hardened" perbite now.. but..

    After looking at all your comments, I have come to the conclusion you're just a troll. You have 0 credibility, and all you do is complain about "how ugly and fat the chicks are". There are so, many, head turning, neck breaking hotties under 25 (gosh I feel so bad seeing them.. lol). How on God's green earth are you missing them? Do you not know how to search OR look at the reviews at all?!

    This is seriously a "WTF" for me...

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    Lol
    Oh Jonny Boi

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    Quote Originally Posted by JonnyBoi View Post
    I guess I am a horrible, "hardened" perbite now.. but..

    After looking at all your comments, I have come to the conclusion you're just a troll. You have 0 credibility, and all you do is complain about "how ugly and fat the chicks are". There are so, many, head turning, neck breaking hotties under 25 (gosh I feel so bad seeing them.. lol). How on God's green earth are you missing them? Do you not know how to search OR look at the reviews at all?!
    Yes, Jonny, you are getting there.
    In the spirit of friendliness, I'd be easier on the guy. I also checked his post history.

    He started with a review, always a good sign. He asked for a unicorn before (a big-breasted Asian spinner around 20 y.o.), well maybe the reality is settling in.

    He's looking at the lower-price segment it seems and may not have same budget you do. As an old man said, "Faces look ugly when you're alone. Women seem wicked when you're unwanted."

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    lol, well I apologize - but he has basically made another thread saying all the girls are basically super ugly with a tone of "it's not worth his time or money"..
    I think I also have a small dislike to a certain AMP.. lol.

    But yes, there are a lot of very great, very pretty, and "young" sp's out there. I am just questioning if he actually even searched for them.. lol.

    Allow me to readjust:

    Please use the review section and go for a well-reviewed, non-B&S'ed, and a reputable SP. There are a lot of them. Outlook/WCA and many other outfits will satisfy your need. It would be helpful if you could share with us your budgetary limit as well. I'd say on average decide to spend at least $300/hr for an "unicorn" in this category.

    Good luck.

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    Looks are very subjective, and I do feel the OP is trolling. He said automatically any woman over 30 is not to his liking, so he's definitely biased. OP is looking for Victoria's Secret model looks, porn star services, auntie prices. He's too picky to satisfy, so just let this thread die.

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    I saw your past posts.

    Quote Originally Posted by felixthecat View Post
    Yes!

    I won't give you any names
    Ditto
    To each their own.

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    Fitting username. From his 1st post (review):

    "Once inside her, I began thrusting my sword like a champion. I wasn't able to finish off using this method, so she offered HJ instead."

    Had a good laugh

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    Quote Originally Posted by jamasianman View Post
    Looks are very subjective, and I do feel the OP is trolling. He said automatically any woman over 30 is not to his liking, so he's definitely biased. OP is looking for Victoria's Secret model looks, porn star services, auntie prices. He's too picky to satisfy, so just let this thread die.
    +46936. Jamasianman always the bearer of sound logic. OP is a WOT and an anti-BadgerJohn.

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    It wasn't an old man that said that. It was Jim Morrison and he never lived to see 28.
    Quote Originally Posted by felixthecat View Post
    Yes, Jonny, you are getting there.
    In the spirit of friendliness, I'd be easier on the guy. I also checked his post history.

    He started with a review, always a good sign. He asked for a unicorn before (a big-breasted Asian spinner around 20 y.o.), well maybe the reality is settling in.

    He's looking at the lower-price segment it seems and may not have same budget you do. As an old man said, "Faces look ugly when you're alone. Women seem wicked when you're unwanted."

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    Quote Originally Posted by failure View Post
    I'm looking for women in their reproductive prime, 18-24 y/o, slim, with big naturals (no bigger than DD), round ass, cute face and skin without blemish. This is what most "normal" men would consider physically attractive for nubile females.

    For the past few months, I've been scanning LL and BP and cannot find a single SP ad that meets this basic criteria. Apart from the fake ads - which are legion and probably make up over 90% of the content on LL and BP - all of the (real) ads I've seen so far are of women who are fat, ugly, no t 'n' a or fake t 'n' a, over 30 (cougars - yuck!), covered in stretch marks etc.

    Furthermore, these women charge an outrageous amount of money for their services, despite their ugly faces, big guts, saggy tits and bodies covered with stretch marks. It's like paying for a Mercedes Benz, but getting a decrepit Soviet-era Yugo in exchange for the same amount of money.

    So I ask you, are there ANY good-looking SPs in the Van area that meet the above criteria?
    You can't be serious posting something like that. Show some class next time.
    If you don't want me talking, just shove your boobs in my mouth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by greatgreeker View Post
    It wasn't an old man that said that. It was Jim Morrison and he never lived to see 28.
    Ah, subtleties can be hard to spot on the internet.

    What I was referring to, OP might be too young to enjoy this hobby. No idea what his age is, but when I was 20, I didn't consider many 30 y.o. women attractive. I also was more prone to make questionable statements.

    So if Jim Morrison is like an old man to OP, I can better understand where this is coming from. Hence my earlier advice to him to try again in 10 years.

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