Top Ten Reasons Behind A Large Number Of Undecided Voters in BC
The title is self-explanatory and with less than 24 hours to go here are my top ten reasons behind such a large number of undecided voters. These reasons might also affect the outcome tomorrow and like David Letterman used to say ......... here are the top ten reasons....
10. Last name of Michael De Jong confuses voters about his ethnicity.
9. Female voters are still divided on Christy’s hairstyle.
8. With so many For Sale signs everywhere in BC, many people are afraid they might vote for a real estate agent.
7. Many people think that the ruling party is called Libel-ers.
6. Some voters do want a third alternative, but the third party is still a bit ‘green’ in their opinion.
5. Many people wonder if Christy Clark’s has had a facial surgery to have smile permanently implanted on her face.
4. Voters in Surrey area are confused because someone painted over the letter F on Fassbander’s signs.
3. Many voters do not want Christy Clark to win simply because they want to protect BC women from US president Donald Plump.
2. Some voters are afraid that if NDP comes into power they will it paint all the bridges orange, just like Pattulo Bridge.
1. They are not sure what NDP ‘stands for’.
Hope you like them.
T8E
(I am a bit busy at work so didn't get much time to proofread it.
The title is self-explanatory and with less than 24 hours to go here are my top ten reasons behind such a large number of undecided voters. These reasons might also affect the outcome tomorrow and like David Letterman used to say ......... here are the top ten reasons....
10. Last name of Michael De Jong confuses voters about his ethnicity.
9. Female voters are still divided on Christy’s hairstyle.
8. With so many For Sale signs everywhere in BC, many people are afraid they might vote for a real estate agent.
7. Many people think that the ruling party is called Libel-ers.
6. Some voters do want a third alternative, but the third party is still a bit ‘green’ in their opinion.
5. Many people wonder if Christy Clark’s has had a facial surgery to have smile permanently implanted on her face.
4. Voters in Surrey area are confused because someone painted over the letter F on Fassbander’s signs.
3. Many voters do not want Christy Clark to win simply because they want to protect BC women from US president Donald Plump.
2. Some voters are afraid that if NDP comes into power they will it paint all the bridges orange, just like Pattulo Bridge.
1. They are not sure what NDP ‘stands for’.
Hope you like them.
T8E
(I am a bit busy at work so didn't get much time to proofread it.
