If any of my fellow pooners just can't stop, have no fear there is a solution. (Besides wanking). Do what the military does - Cook with a lot of pepper and your little guy won't need a warm snatch to plug. Rather, a beer or two will go nicely with your peppery meal.
Give it a try! It's saved the Hamster some bills...
Give it a try! It's saved the Hamster some bills...