Lots of Pepper will do the trick!
If any of my fellow pooners just can't stop, have no fear there is a solution. (Besides wanking). Do what the military does - Cook with a lot of pepper and your little guy won't need a warm snatch to plug. Rather, a beer or two will go nicely with your peppery meal.
Give it a try! It's saved the Hamster some bills...
Hamster, your knowledge is boundless...
You are kind of like the Shell Busey of pooning. These handy little tips....
Or do what the British Army used to do, and drink gunpowder tea. I don't think they actually told the troops about its effects though. heheheh