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    Let It Go

    Guys, just let this MOD/Kev thing go. It is over, Kev is now just like the rest of us. He tried to do the job and I am sure he tried to do what he thought was best. Many disagreed, Kev retired. End of story. New topics PLEASE.

    PLUS, if we ignore the topic of the MOD etc., bet Nigro and aliases will disappear like magic!!

    In meantime, for those still grumpy, how about a story about, oh let's choose, Hamster:

    Hamster was happy. He and his girlfriend were dating for over a year, and so they decided to get married. His parents helped them in every way, his friends encouraged him, and his girlfriend. She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering him, quite much indeed, and that was his mother-in-law to be. She was a career woman, smart, but most of all beautiful and sexy, who sometimes flirted with him, which made him feel uncomfortable.

    One day she called him and asked him to come over to check the wedding invitations. So he went. She was alone, and when Hamster arrived, she whispered to him that soon he was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for him that she couldn't overcome. So before he got married and committed his life to her daughter, she wanted to make love to him just once..! What could he say?

    Hamster was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. So, she said, I'll go to the bedroom, and if you are up for it, just come and get me. He just watched her delicious behind as she went up the stairs. He stood there for a moment, and then turned around and went to the front door... he opened it, and stepped out of the house. Her husband was standing outside, and with tears in his eyes, hugged Hamster and said, "We are very happy and pleased, you have passed our little test. We couldn't have asked for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family!"

    Moral of the story: Always keep your condoms in your car.

    Always keep your condoms in your car.
    Last edited by HowieMeeker; 04-11-2003 at 05:52 AM.

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    unless you're married or got a steady girlfriend

    great story, howie! however, i try not to leave condoms, toys, or any other sexual object where my "significant other"(gawd i hate p/c jargon) might find it.
    "Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment." - Will Rogers

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    Love your footer note. It reminds me of what a bunch of say at old timers hockey...

    "The older I get, the better I was"

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    lmao that's beautiful Howie!

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