Everytime The Hamster decides he wants to pump, he finds himself in the bathtub with some shaving cream and a razor. The Hamster truly believes that showing up at an independent's with his balls baby smooth is a large factor with his high mileage success.
WIth the last three ladies the Hamster has scored as follows:
Asian Kitty - 1 hour fee - stay two hours
_ _ _ _ _ _ - 1/2 hour fee - stay 1.5 hours
_ _ _ _ - 1 hour fee - stay 4 + hours
Now the Hamster is youngish, pleasant to be with, and makes the ladies laugh, but the real key is the Hamster's balls.
The Hamster highly recommends anyone who doesn't shave their parts to begin immediately and reap the rewards.
Chicks Dig It!
The Hamster's question to the board it is:
Has anyone ever had their balls or groin area lasered? Now the Hamster isn't hairy, but it would be nice to be baby smooth all the time!