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    SP falls in love with the Hamster!

    Can't go into to many details right now, for fear of giving my identity away, but an SP has fallen for the Hamster!

    Feels great but the Hamster isn't sure he's gonna go for the plunge!

    Any recommendations?

    THis all happenend after one appointment as well.
    Your Friend,

    Hamster

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    Dump her right away pronto.

    She's only in love with you because of your sexy dick wart.
    As soon as it is gone, then she will move onto someone else who has a dick wart.

    Its like when a woman is in love with me because of my money. As soon as it is gone, then she will dump me for someone else.

    Glad I could be of help and save you from this gold-digger, I mean wart-digger.

    Anything to help a friend.

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    Talking Feel the pain.

    thenextbigthing don't hurl. Find out who this SP is and buy her some guard bunnies and Hamsterproof her.

    People have been known to choke on their own vomit.
    Anything to help a friend.

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    still a heartbeat.

    thenextbigthing if Hamster saw ssssshawna he'd be dead.
    Physically dead.
    Hamster's only brain-dead.

    Who's your second choice?

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    LOL The SP probably pay Hamster for MSOG. There's a line up of SP waiting for the Hamster too service them.

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    I noted the day of the post.Good april fools day prank hamster.

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    No April Fools Day! This is for real!

    The Hamster ain't kidding on this one, and the wart has disappeared!

    Don't be jealous guys, The Hamster expects more from his fellow pooning brothers.

    Just to clear the air:

    NOt Mrs Lee
    Not Shawna


    This SP is not reviewed constantly and is not well known. GOod luck!
    Your Friend,

    Hamster

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    Unhappy Not BunnyBabe AngeLEEna right?

    Can't go into to many details right now, for fear of giving my identity away,
    Don't worry about that. We use code names here.
    What do you think our colleague Virgil-the-Gerbil would do in a situation like this?

    "Don't be jealous guys, The Hamster expects more from his fellow pooning brothers."
    If it is BunnyBabe AngeLEEna, then I'm definitely jealous.

    Lie down, look up at the ceiling and take deep breathes.
    Pretend PERB is akin to a giant leather sofa.
    Why don't you describe this SP, in great detail, who has fallen head over hooves for the Hamster?
    So that we can give you a clinical diagnosis.
    Last edited by photographer88; 04-01-2003 at 09:03 PM.

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    I See...

    Funny posts oh fellow pooner Photomyself88. This beautiful woman is a cross between Angelina and Morgan!

    She has the body of Morgan and the cute, innocence, of Angelina all rolled up into one.

    Is she well known to fellow pooners?

    No really, although a few comments about her can be found, but the name...what is the name, give us the name:

    _ _ _ _

    Here's a little job for ya, photographmyself88...grab every newspaper in the city and look under personals, escorts, and body rubs, and her ad will appear. It might take you some time to pump all these ladies so don't think of this as a cramming session similar to your photographingyourself studies of the late 70's!

    You might need to put your 1990 Accord up for sale and sell some of your self portraits on Granville Street just to partake in such exciting activities!

    You can do it! I know you can!
    Everyone doubted you could smash your masturbation records but you did it!

    Everyone doubted you could photograph yourself endlessly and never get tired of it! But you did it!

    Everyone thinks your weird but your content on proving them wrong, even if it entails using a high powered rifle in the UBC Clocktower! (YOu are still working on this one!)

    Good Luck!
    Your Friend,

    Hamster

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    Unhappy Falling in love or becoming friends...

    Is hard to do between a hobbiest and a sp. A sp and myself became friends and ended up sharing some strong feelings.
    At first we agreed to keep our secrets to one another when it came to socializing with our friends and families. But it became unbearable for both of us. We hated leading our lives together as a lie. But we realized we couldn't tell each other's friends and families about our other lives as it would tear them apart. We began to argue and debate the issues which in end tore us apart. We parted. I miss her now, and sometimes I try to call her.
    Good luck Hamster.

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