Man, why don't you shave your head and become a monk for a while?
Try the bar scene at Trail or maybe Nelson. There might be some semi-pro action although it might be pretty amateurish service.
Spokane, Washington is not really that far away if you are in the area long enough to make a road trip.
There used to be some "wide open" small towns with brothels in a few other counties south of the border. Wallace, Idaho was an infamous destination town of old. You could shoot a slingshot from one end of town to the other but one little block in the middle had a saloon on each corner with red light houses in between. I have no idea if this is still the case but if you ask around, some of the local guys will know.
One of the most famous quotes I have ever heard was from a buddy after a trip to Wallace: "Wow, she gave me a half and half - next time I'm asking for nine-tenths and one tenth!"