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    Calgary has lame strip clubs

    Well, I made my visit to Calgary...review of SP to come.

    I also made my way to a couple of strip clubs, which, as mentioned by others, are so lame compared to other towns like Vancouver, Toronto, and Montreal.

    The French Maid (downtown) and the Body Shoppe were only stage shows. The girls weren't too bad (7's, occasional 8), but no chance to sample them close up.

    The Body Shoppe has another place right next door called Mustangs. For some reason, it's the only place to offer lap dances in Calgary, but you can't get a drink there. Instead, you pay $5 cover, and then go back and forth between the stage dancing part (the Body Shoppe) and the non-alcoholic Mustangs. But, only 3 girls work out of Mustangs, so you can't get some of the juicy ones who are dancing on the other stage! What gives? While there, you can get a $20 dance where they are clothed, but rub all over you (or at least your top half, they studiously avoid your crotch area), or a $15 dance when they strip for you close up, but no touching. There was a special when I was there, where if you paid for 2 $20 dances, you got a third one free.

    While all 3 girls in Mustangs were friendly and nice, they only rated 6/7 in looks. Rebekah was a short gal with a huge DD (or bigger) rack, and you can feel her huge nips when she rubs her chest over your face. So, it was kinda fun, but definitely not the same as a good lap.

    Too bad the strip club scene is so lame. However, the escort experience made up for it...review to come.

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    I think I posted something similar to you a little while ago. Many admirers of the female form have lamented the low variety of strip club services as well as the crackdown by LE on escort services. With so many great looking women in Calgary, the city politicians should loosen up and let the ladies do what they want! R...its hard to find a combination of contact and alcohol, except in Vegas. In Seattle there is contact, but strictly juice bars. In Portland they have a VERY big strip club scene (almost too many strip clubs) where ones with alcohol have "air dances" and ones that offer contact are the "juice bars". If you plan on a visit to the coast sometime, let me know and I'd be happy to help you out.

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    Well, in Seattle I had a fabulous time at Rick's (and my posting on TUSCL was only one of many lauding the high mileage and great looking ladies of the place), so you don't mind not being able to get a beer!

    I was actually disappointed in Vegas. Although the eye candy is good (at both the Olympic Garden and Crazy Horse Too), the contact isn't nearly as high as in other places I've been (notably, the Cannonball in Toronto and any place in Montreal, even downtown). Not to mention that the dances are US$40 there which is like C$600 or something, compared to C$20 in TO and Mtl.

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    Ricks and Sugar in Seattle are both good. If you're staying downtown both are going to be a 15 dollar cab ride or so to go out (one way). Vegas still is good, try out little darlings or wild j's. There are a number of places in vegas that are "upscale", but its really just a way of upselling you for the type of dance you can get from a eager working gal in a club with no priv rooms.

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    Thanks for the heads up and info guys!
    The Toronto area is so spoiled in so many ways, and yet they do not know, - it seems at times.
    I had met a couple of ladies in the T.O. bars who basically indicated that they came to the big smoke to strip, as they could rake in better coin than back home.
    Having said that, some places are getting a little strange, andthe rumour mill is so totally out of controll, it has even lost its amusement factor.
    I was considering a trip to a titty bar in cow town, but if that's all there is, I might pass. The money could be wasted better elsewhere.
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    I'd definitely give it a pass if you are used to TO clubs. Better to use the cash for MP or SP.

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    I havent been to Calgary for quite a few years but I wonder if any of you remember the days when before we had loonies the strippers would take dollar bills out of your mouth with their boobs or if you got really lucky and they had good leg control their beaver.You would just lean your head back on the stage with the bill in your mouth and at the end of the girls performance. Good clean fun. The ladies loved it as we talked to many of them about it. Excellent way to suppliment their income.

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    I remember the days when Toronto had $10 lap dancing and $5 dance on a platform in front of you.
    Then Fantasia changed all that.

    Sparky

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    I too find Calgary's strip clubs boring. My pals and I usually leave after one drink. I haven't been too many clubs as some of you, but my fav ones are in Amsterdam. Arrgghh....

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    Try Chez Pierres in Edmonton!!

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    Umm.. what's different?? Full contact. No alchohol. $12 cover. 3.50 dixie cups of pop. $15 high mileage laps. Offered HJ's.....did I miss anything.

    I know Calgary is missing out.

    It's a good time if you want mileage but by the time you get some action you've spent about the same as you would at a MP.


    It's fun and a whole load better than anything we have here.

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