Well, I made my visit to Calgary...review of SP to come.
I also made my way to a couple of strip clubs, which, as mentioned by others, are so lame compared to other towns like Vancouver, Toronto, and Montreal.
The French Maid (downtown) and the Body Shoppe were only stage shows. The girls weren't too bad (7's, occasional 8), but no chance to sample them close up.
The Body Shoppe has another place right next door called Mustangs. For some reason, it's the only place to offer lap dances in Calgary, but you can't get a drink there. Instead, you pay $5 cover, and then go back and forth between the stage dancing part (the Body Shoppe) and the non-alcoholic Mustangs. But, only 3 girls work out of Mustangs, so you can't get some of the juicy ones who are dancing on the other stage! What gives? While there, you can get a $20 dance where they are clothed, but rub all over you (or at least your top half, they studiously avoid your crotch area), or a $15 dance when they strip for you close up, but no touching. There was a special when I was there, where if you paid for 2 $20 dances, you got a third one free.
While all 3 girls in Mustangs were friendly and nice, they only rated 6/7 in looks. Rebekah was a short gal with a huge DD (or bigger) rack, and you can feel her huge nips when she rubs her chest over your face. So, it was kinda fun, but definitely not the same as a good lap.
Too bad the strip club scene is so lame. However, the escort experience made up for it...review to come.