I have had more BBBJ's lately than the Hamster has had hot meals. Est - que tu aime bbbj's? If you would like to receive more bbbjs than come to my seminar entitled BBBJ's 101.
Here is how.
1. Just ask. Very few sp's will serve up a bbbj uncoerced. Do you know how many times I have heard, "well i don't normally do this, but for you ok".
2. Promise them you won't come in their mouth. Accidents do happen though.
3. Tell them your disease free. If your the hamster, lie.
4. Daty dummy. If you give her good head she is way more likely to return the favour, 'specially if you make her go pop.
5. Shave your pubic hair. Trust me chicks dig it. It looks cleaner, smells cleaner, and as an added bonus makes it look 2 inches longer. I recommend length of no more than a quarter inch.
6. Have a shower occasionally you little piglet. The cleaner you are the higher the milege. Don't be afraid to powder up your genital region and you raison with a little baby powder.
7. Be as attactive as you can and present yourself as best you can. The better looking you are the more consessions the sps will make. I look good and I get away with murder. If I was a little oink, there is no way I would get the service I do. Get into the gym fatso. Now. Run!
8. Offer more money, sometimes that's all it takes. Money talks.
9. Hit the road jack. BBBJ's are easily attainable on the street scene. Buyer beware out there though. The eastside is a drug infested landmine.
Please no comments from the disease set out there. Any hobbiest that has been circumsised, losing those 20,000 nerve endings, knows a covered bj is useless, can't feel a thing. We know there is an very small risk of contracting an std out there, but us fans of bbbj's think it is worth it. It the disease set feels the need to contribute, well then I have to bring over (r) aka delecto from the bigdog and he will chew you a new asshole.