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I have a blister or wart on my dick!

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Hamster

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If I find out tomorrow at the STD clinic, I caught this from an SP, I will divulge who I caught it from!

Do other John's have the right to know?
 
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Avatar looks like Angelina.
OUTing the wrong SP.

Yes other johns have the right to know. But accuracy is important. Imagine that you saw 10 SPs this year (only 10, yeah right).


Example 1)
You think SP#10 gave it to you, but you make a mistake and it really was SP#9.


Example 2)
You think SP#1 gave you Herpes on January 1st.
But she was clean on January 1st and didn't catch it herself until February 1st. She gets tested today and shows positive and you "out" her.
In reality it was actually SP#2 who gave it to you on January 7th.


Example 3)
SP#2 gave you Herpes on January 7th.

But surprise! SP#3 all the way to SP#10 are all infected also even before you saw them. You "out" SP#2 and give everyone a false sense of health about SP#3 to SP#10


Example 4)
Some diseases can be passed along even without sex.
You picked up Hepatitis from that infected ice-cube in Tijuana.

Yes other Johns have the right to know, but how could we ever verify accuracy?

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Where's Kahuna_01 when we need him. Getting his beauty sleep.
 

Hamster

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Who said anything about herpes?

So far my results show as negative, so we will have to wait till tomorrow!
 

blondeluver

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Hammy,

Have you seen Morgan lately? I hope not!
 

peterchen

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do you have blister or ward? they look quite different and they are different. ward is ward that is curable by cold, but blister can be herps
 

Hamster

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What the hell is a ward?

Speak English for christ sakes!

FYI - Got results today, HIV Negative.

I was a bit nervous and that is without symptoms. I can only imagine how people with symptoms feel before they get a positive or a negative.
 

peterchen

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ward need not to be sexual transmitted and sometimes kids have it too. if you have ward, then no biggie..the doc will cold them and they would be gone in days.
 

Hamster

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I have no idea what it is?

When I was visually inspected last week by the very serious STD worker, she assured me it wasn't herpes or warts. She said she's seen it all, and it looks more like a blister or an ingrown hair.

She told me not to worry about it. The problem is, I've had it for about 10 days now and it's still the same... Oh well, no sex for me until it goes away.

I'm just glad all my tests are negative. Sitting there waiting for your results really makes you question if sleeping around is really worth it. I can only imagine how the SP's feel considering they see dozens if not hundreds of clients in a year. YIKES!
 

Hamster

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Not ringworm!

It's not dark...It looks like a flat blister.

Maybe one of the SP's can shed some light?

Angelina?
 

Sideshow Bob

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Dude, you've got a Ward Cleaver...

Maybe the Beaver can help! Oh, wait a sec, it was too much beaver that got you here!

:D
 

CJ Tylers

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From the time you are infected with HIV, it typically takes 3 months before any test will show positive. Thus, if you are heavily engaged in the hobby, you should get tested around every 3 months...just to be safe.

Other STD's chow up anywhere from a week to a two weeks after infection.
 

joebubba

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wart cure

Hamster, I saw one of those "amazing but true" news reports
a few weeks ago, apparently you can cure warts easily on your
own. Yeah, all you do is cover the wart in duct tape :eek: for a
couple weeks, the lack of oxygen kills the wart. Why don't you
give it a try and let us know how it works!
 

Big Trapper

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angelina said:
Some may say its a good thing my guard bunnies scared you off
Guard bunnies - too funny!

Angelina, do you get the bunnies tested? Maybe when Hammie saw the bunnies he swore off women!
 

CJ Tylers

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Hammy: Yes, 3 months from infection...for HIV/AIDs to show up on a test.

How do I know? I asked a doctor once, after I got scared one time. I hate needles, but hell...I'm not going to let myself worry to death 'needle'ssly :D

Also, if you ask anyone in the porn industry how often they get tested, every 3-6 months would probably be your answer. Just because someone has a paper saying "I'm clean" doesn't mean they are...it just means that if they are infected, the test didn't pick it up because it was too early.

All I'm saying is that if you are really concerned about HIV, you should get checked up in another 3 months.
 

johndoe

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Hey Hammie, Asian Kitty?

Asian Kitty then proceeded to give the Hamster a wicked BBBJ...Yikes...is this safe?
Could that be the reason why you have that wart sitting on your dick?
 
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RasSpewtin

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An oowie on yer Weepy Peepee?

Nookiefeevered and myself are laughing our asses off! And Dakota is convulsing so hard, I think she's gonna piss herself.

Kee-rist Virgil, I thought we warned you to stay away from those cheap crack heads in Whalley!

Hey, are you sure you didn't actually get that blister by using your dick for a banjo pick?
Alas alas, our Virgil is sick, Because he used his weewee for a Banjo pick!
 

Naked Bird

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Note to self: Bring carrot for Angalina's guard bunnies.

Could it be, Angolina shagged Hampster to sleep and guard bunny thought he saw an old carrot, took one small nip, no like tast, and hopped back to private balcony with great view of city?
Just to be safe, next time I have the considerable pleasure of seeing Angalina I will bring bunnies each a nice big carrot.
 
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