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Thread: SP's....What kind of client do you like?

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    SP's....What kind of client do you like?

    Here is one for our lovely SP's to answer. I'm just curious if some of the SP's can post as what they like from us pooners and what they don't like. Does it matter if a pooner is young, old, bald, fat, muscular, ugly, handsome, shaved, hairy, etc? This may have been posted before but if so, it doens't hurt for an updated thread.

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    Ones with cash....

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    Quote Originally Posted by blazejowski View Post
    Ones with cash....
    ... some girls don't mind if he has major credit cards, or uses email transfer instead of cash.

    I think my ideal client is one that wants to have fun, someone who sees me when he wants to do something nice for himself and likes the way I naturally behave with him.
    Maybe I'm in the minority on this but.. it would also be awesome if he was an incredible lover, extremely generous, totally not looking for anything I wasn't interested in, and strikingly handsome.. but, that's not what first came to mind when I was thinking about what makes a client really fantastic.

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    What happened to Solei's post?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alix Turner View Post
    Maybe I'm in the minority on this but.. it would also be awesome if he was an incredible lover, extremely generous, totally not looking for anything I wasn't interested in, and strikingly handsome.. but, that's not what first came to mind when I was thinking about what makes a client really fantastic.
    So is 2.5 out of 4 good enough? Maybe 2.7?

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    I didn't want to get banned for self promotion, but since Alix Turner got to answer, I thought I would try my luck. Fingers crossed, it may not be here for long...

    SINCE YOU ASKED


    The kind of men I love to see
    Respect all women genuinely
    They come to me already clean
    Or hop into my shower...

    Their cocks well-scrubbed
    And smelling good
    Before we start the hour

    A handsome face is not required
    Nor is a perfect body
    I'll take a nice old chubby guy
    Over an asshole jerk-off hottie

    I love when your excitement shows
    And I don't just mean your dick
    But when you moan and make some noise
    It always does the trick

    I cannot speak for all I know
    I wouldn't even try
    But kindness is what gets me off
    Of this I can't deny

    To me the most important thing
    When dealing with a client
    Is whether they respect my rules
    And plan to be compliant

    Don't ask for things I don't provide
    And just be really sweet
    Two more things I really dig?
    Be on time and brush your teeth
    Last edited by Soleil; 03-11-2013 at 01:02 PM. Reason: Title

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    Quote Originally Posted by Soleil View Post
    I didn't want to get banned for self promotion, but since Alix Turner got to answer, I thought I would try my luck. Fingers crossed, it may not be here for long...

    SINCE YOU ASKED
    Thanks for reposting I don't think it is self promoting you are just answering a question.
    Last edited by Georgieboy69; 03-12-2013 at 06:01 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Georgieboy69 View Post
    Thanks for reporting I don't think it is self promoting you are just answering a question.
    It was a very witty response to the question too. Loved it Soleil.
    You also hit pretty much how I would say many provider's would like their client's to be like .

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    Wow. Impressive

    Quote Originally Posted by Soleil View Post
    I didn't want to get banned for self promotion, but since Alix Turner got to answer, I thought I would try my luck. Fingers crossed, it may not be here for long...

    SINCE YOU ASKED


    The kind of men I love to see
    Respect all women genuinely
    They come to me already clean
    Or hop into my shower...

    Their cocks well-scrubbed
    And smelling good
    Before we start the hour

    A handsome face is not required
    Nor is a perfect body
    I'll take a nice old chubby guy
    Over an asshole jerk-off hottie

    I love when your excitement shows
    And I don't just mean your dick
    But when you moan and make some noise
    It always does the trick

    I cannot speak for all I know
    I wouldn't even try
    But kindness is what gets me off
    Of this I can't deny

    To me the most important thing
    When dealing with a client
    Is whether they respect my rules
    And plan to be compliant

    Don't ask for things I don't provide
    And just be really sweet
    Two more things I really dig?
    Be on time and brush your teeth

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    8" left hook ..., and world peace ... Lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sensual Porscha View Post
    8" left hook ..., and world peace ... Lol
    How about "left hook" and world piece........wicked grin

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sensual Porscha View Post
    8" left hook ..., and world peace ... Lol
    Well I'm shit out of luck on all three

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    What if it was more then 8 and a right hook???

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    Reverse CowGirl!!! .. lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sensual Porscha View Post
    Reverse CowGirl!!! .. lol
    That's an awesome post! Kudos!

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