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Goodbye from Villeanna and .... some tips

addicted2lov

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Just saw this while browsing CL and I thought it's funny and full of good tips for some of the fellow perberts out there:)



VILLEANNA**********GOODBYE CLIENTS :)

yes, thats right................im "retiring" hahaha, so to speak. Day job is too busy and i just have no time anymore ;(
It was nice meeting you all, although this line of work isnt exactly the most "classy" job around, I did enjoy it, and I enjoyed making my clients happy and comfortable while they were in my care ;)


now before I leave....i would like to offer some TIPS for the men out there, not to say all of you are guilty of the following..>BUT its something to think about for sure, for your NEXT girl you go to see...................


*PLEASE shower if you can before you get a massage
*or shower at the ladies house
* us women HATE long pub-ic hair, so TRIM (it might also be the reason you never got any at home....)
*we can smell your breath, toothpaste is your friend, use IT.
*I had a few horrible things happen:
MEN PLEASE after you take a SH*T...........CLEAN your BU-TT with water/soap, we can smell that too when you don't !!, when you lie on your stomach for your back massage.............and its not pretty, so that being said ALSO learn how to WIPE.
*FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.....always ALWAYS, bring cash, it helps.
*there is nothing worse than giving us $5 less because youre cheap. so don't.
*be polite, we remember who is a Pri-ck and who isnt, and we wont return your calls.
**************************HUGE RULE**************DO NOT try to wedge your pen-is IN US WITHOUT a RUBBE*R...ive had this happen, many many times, my question is ..".do you NOT CARE if YOU or I have AI*DS ?? (which i dont) but common..............its 2013, not 1800's. be DISEASE AWARE.
*do NOT force your to-ngue in our mo*uth when we say a kiss is ok... thats rude.ASK first. PERIOD.

that is all................it was fun........................good luck and stay SAFE BOYS !!!
 

lenny

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It was nice meeting you all, although this line of work isnt exactly the most "classy" job around, I did enjoy it, and I enjoyed making my clients happy and comfortable while they were in my care ;)

Like being "in the care" of a good physician, i enjoy being "in the care" of a good SP. They are much alike.

Both are often very highly paid professions & both often aim & serve to make their clients feel better, whether they simply talk to them or get physical.

Unfortunately, for some reason, the former are generally highly esteemed by society, while the latter are considered to be "bad girls" and despised. I've seen plenty of SP's that are "classier" than some doctors i've met.
 

Justin Beaver

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Like being "in the care" of a good physician, i enjoy being "in the care" of a good SP. They are much alike.

Both are often very highly paid professions & both often aim & serve to make their clients feel better, whether they simply talk to them or get physical.

Unfortunately, for some reason, the former are generally highly esteemed by society, while the latter are considered to be "bad girls" and despised. I've seen plenty of SP's that are "classier" than some doctors i've met.
No doubt,plus the SPs give you the option of having them put their finger up your bung while doctors don't really give you a choice...:eek:
 
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