Just saw this while browsing CL and I thought it's funny and full of good tips for some of the fellow perberts out there
VILLEANNA**********GOODBYE CLIENTS
yes, thats right................im "retiring" hahaha, so to speak. Day job is too busy and i just have no time anymore ;(
It was nice meeting you all, although this line of work isnt exactly the most "classy" job around, I did enjoy it, and I enjoyed making my clients happy and comfortable while they were in my care
now before I leave....i would like to offer some TIPS for the men out there, not to say all of you are guilty of the following..>BUT its something to think about for sure, for your NEXT girl you go to see...................
*PLEASE shower if you can before you get a massage
*or shower at the ladies house
* us women HATE long pub-ic hair, so TRIM (it might also be the reason you never got any at home....)
*we can smell your breath, toothpaste is your friend, use IT.
*I had a few horrible things happen:
MEN PLEASE after you take a SH*T...........CLEAN your BU-TT with water/soap, we can smell that too when you don't !!, when you lie on your stomach for your back massage.............and its not pretty, so that being said ALSO learn how to WIPE.
*FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.....always ALWAYS, bring cash, it helps.
*there is nothing worse than giving us $5 less because youre cheap. so don't.
*be polite, we remember who is a Pri-ck and who isnt, and we wont return your calls.
**************************HUGE RULE**************DO NOT try to wedge your pen-is IN US WITHOUT a RUBBE*R...ive had this happen, many many times, my question is ..".do you NOT CARE if YOU or I have AI*DS ?? (which i dont) but common..............its 2013, not 1800's. be DISEASE AWARE.
*do NOT force your to-ngue in our mo*uth when we say a kiss is ok... thats rude.ASK first. PERIOD.
that is all................it was fun........................good luck and stay SAFE BOYS !!!
VILLEANNA**********GOODBYE CLIENTS
yes, thats right................im "retiring" hahaha, so to speak. Day job is too busy and i just have no time anymore ;(
It was nice meeting you all, although this line of work isnt exactly the most "classy" job around, I did enjoy it, and I enjoyed making my clients happy and comfortable while they were in my care
now before I leave....i would like to offer some TIPS for the men out there, not to say all of you are guilty of the following..>BUT its something to think about for sure, for your NEXT girl you go to see...................
*PLEASE shower if you can before you get a massage
*or shower at the ladies house
* us women HATE long pub-ic hair, so TRIM (it might also be the reason you never got any at home....)
*we can smell your breath, toothpaste is your friend, use IT.
*I had a few horrible things happen:
MEN PLEASE after you take a SH*T...........CLEAN your BU-TT with water/soap, we can smell that too when you don't !!, when you lie on your stomach for your back massage.............and its not pretty, so that being said ALSO learn how to WIPE.
*FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.....always ALWAYS, bring cash, it helps.
*there is nothing worse than giving us $5 less because youre cheap. so don't.
*be polite, we remember who is a Pri-ck and who isnt, and we wont return your calls.
**************************HUGE RULE**************DO NOT try to wedge your pen-is IN US WITHOUT a RUBBE*R...ive had this happen, many many times, my question is ..".do you NOT CARE if YOU or I have AI*DS ?? (which i dont) but common..............its 2013, not 1800's. be DISEASE AWARE.
*do NOT force your to-ngue in our mo*uth when we say a kiss is ok... thats rude.ASK first. PERIOD.
that is all................it was fun........................good luck and stay SAFE BOYS !!!