If you were Tess
and the Best in the West
If you were in my skin
And really like it in

Would you stand on the street naked
Or wear all your clothes and be mysterious

All these things that go through my head
Should I be alive or dead?

Too many things to think
Dippity do da dink dink dink

I'm lookin for some extra fun tonight
If you like to stand, run or fight

I am your girl for an hour or two
Trust me - you will like it too

The phone says it all
call 250 Fuk 4 Fun (because it really is!)

Bing bang boom
Tess is in the room

ohhhh baby - I'm naughty and nice, full of spice, - you bring the rum and come
I will spank your bum ....