Caught with your pants Down???

DQ Guy

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The question is...

Have you ever been caught Masterbating?:eek:
and how did it turn out?.:eek:


I only ask this simple question because It happened to me not too long ago.
I must say the out cum was better then I could have hoped for.
She did offer to lend a hand and it turned into quite the night of fun.;)
 

chilli

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Start wrestling with it and then,

Scream...

Help! Help! My penis is possessed by the devil!
 

uncleg

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richrad

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i myself been caught on multiple occasions by friends, family and coworkers, but it doesnt bother me cuz now they all know about it. i even do it without locking my door now because i am THAT comfortable with my sexuality.

if they got something to say about that, im sure i should have heard by now, but they didnt say nothing and im gonna keep doing it.
 

DQ Guy

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Am I to understand your Sister walked in on you :eek: :p
No no no... I was helping your mom with some painting and I thought she had left for the day so I could finish.. insted she helped Speckle the celing:eek::p:p

I don't know there Hubs, sounds more like a Granny moment.:D
Hey now.. granny can take her teeth out..
Can you say GUMMERS:D

In private or in public?
This was in private. at home, I had a friends friend staying over.
needless to say shes going to be staing over a little more often:)
 

DQ Guy

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since you asked...

Its not a great story. Ok it is..
I offered a place for my friends friend to stay while in town for the week.
Since i'm soooo nice and all.
I'm not used to haveing people in my house over night.
I've lived alone for a while now. so I have gotten into certian habbits so to speak.

anyways.. late one night, after having a quick shower, I decided to rub one out
before watching a movie.
as I'm sitting there on the couch, back to the door, going at it. I hear a small
giggle....
before I could even let go she asked if I wanted a hand with anything:eek:
and starts to strip as she walks over to me on the couch...
well one thing led to another and we finished up early in the morning in my room
somehow.
nice thing was, It was GFE, almost full out PSE and it was free.....:D
shes stopping by later this month to help me pack some of my stuff..
but see.. I've also had a few times with the friend.. maybe I can get them togther?..
Hey come to think of it, I never did watch my movie:)
 

HeMadeMeDoIt

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i myself been caught on multiple occasions by friends, family and coworkers, but it doesnt bother me cuz now they all know about it. i even do it without locking my door now because i am THAT comfortable with my sexuality.

if they got something to say about that, im sure i should have heard by now, but they didnt say nothing and im gonna keep doing it.
You still live at home right right :rolleyes:?
 

DQ Guy

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No problem..
I was hoping to get some more responses from others..
but I guess mine will have to do:rolleyes:
 

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No problem..
I was hoping to get some more responses from others..
but I guess mine will have to do:rolleyes:
I tried to stay away from this subject DQ, my best friend caught another friend and the jack off decided he needed to kill him to protect his secret. It was a bad experience, my best friend ended up with brain damage and I was the one to turn the other guy in.

I think if you are going to masturbate it should be done in private, not on the couch and especially not with company staying over.
 

DQ Guy

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I think if you are going to masturbate it should be done in private, not on the couch and especially not with company staying over.
I'll remember that for next time if you ever want to spend the night..
But don't let me catch you.
I may video it and put it on You-tube:eek:
 

DQ Guy

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I wanted to use terms that most people here could relate too..:)
As I'm sure talking like it was a regular encounter with a non-SP
would most likely confuse a few people:eek::p
 
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Sort of caught by mom

In my early teens when I first discovered masturbating I was super horny all the time and touched myself any chance I got. It just felt SO good.

One afternoon I nipped off to my bedroom, closed the door, got under the covers and pulled my pants down. A few minutes later mom comes in and asks me to help with dinner. I said I'd be right there. She just stood there. "What are you doing?"
I said: "Having a nap". (I never took naps).
She looked at me suspiciously and said get up, let's go.
I finally slipped out of bed in front of her and she could see my pants were down. I told her I was just starting to get undressed under the covers so I could sleep more comfortably.

All at once I think she figured it out and it was very awkward for both of us.
 

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Hands down the most embarrassing moment of my entire life. I was 16 and i thought i was alone in the house so i fired up the internet and away i went. Next thing i know my dad opens the door, i manage to tuck it in to my trousers really quick w/o him seeing but on the screen was a video of some chick (i think it was Jenna Jameson) getting the money shot. I made up some bullshit excuse about how the computer was infected w/ pop-ups but he knew right away LOL. It was even worse than usual because my family is originally from India and our ppl don't exactly talk to their kids about the "birds and the bees". I wanted to crawl into a hole haha.:eek:
 

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I tried to stay away from this subject DQ, my best friend caught another friend and the jack off decided he needed to kill him to protect his secret. It was a bad experience, my best friend ended up with brain damage and I was the one to turn the other guy in.

I think if you are going to masturbate it should be done in private, not on the couch and especially not with company staying over.

Hmmm... That overreaction your speaking of is testament to the fact that people are WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY too fucking uptight about sex. HE FUCKING TRIED TO KILL THE GUY!?!?!?

WTF?

What a sad sack of shit species we are... Sigh.. :(
 

bcneil

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I've yet to be caught masturbating.
But got caught being jerked off at a girlfriends house, by her mother.
When I was 17. The mom didn't say anything, but she started to cry, and left the room.
Then the girl I was with started shouting at her "He asked me to do this, he asked me to do this"
 

uncleg

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No, you didn't understand what I meant when I asked "in private or in public." What I meant was: "Do you mean have I been caught masturbating in public or in private?"

(The answer? Yes on both counts.)



My brain damage isn't that severe, you know. I'm getting better each day. I'll be out in another five years.[/QUOTE]

Considering your own family experience, and reaction to posters that may not have been as sensitive to your situation as you may have felt they should be, I'd say your attempt at humour with this last comment falls somewhat short.
 

chuckanut

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never been caught.. *woot-woot*

-chuck
**retired**
 

richrad

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I've yet to be caught masturbating.
But got caught being jerked off at a girlfriends house, by her mother.
When I was 17. The mom didn't say anything, but she started to cry, and left the room.
Then the girl I was with started shouting at her "He asked me to do this, he asked me to do this"
LOL im tired and at first i thought you meant the girl's mom was jerking you off. lol i have watched too much MILF porno lately.
 
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