The Raquel Rose

Lilith @ Her Place

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Having just been “buzzed in” and standing in front of a door left slightly ajar, I find I’m very cautious for a couple of reasons. First, there is no Ms. Tammy to greet me and to “talk me down”, so I’m still stuck on the proverbial “ledge”. Second… even though I know Pretty Lady is here somewhere (the upside of a particularly keen sniffer), she has not made her presence obvious. Which usually means a “surprise” is in store. Rabbits rarely appreciate “surprises”. Still, I miss the lady, so I ignore my initial instincts, and with ears flat and belly to the ground, I creep inside.

It’s a nice place. Very nice. The tiling on the floor in the hallway is some sort of textured stone which tickles my tummy as I slink across it. From the main hallway, I take a little detour to the right in what must be a living room area. It has some nice things, including some leather furniture (not great for fur or claws) and a TV… but no girl. Hmmmph. :confused:

I cautiously slither around the corner and find myself in a dining room / kitchen area (not a comfortable place when one is frequently mistaken for food). Again, a fancy décor very pleasing to the senses, but the table does not look like it would be stable enough to hold a rotund rabbit… and while the counters look like they could handle this kind of strain; the attached drawers undoubtedly hold all sorts of instruments for applications that would make the “Aunt Jemima Treatment” seem pedestrian. No, this room is for advanced Ticklers, not vermin hacks. And besides… no girl here either. Hmmmph. :confused:

Then I crawl further until I’m back in the original hallway, and moving towards two doorways at the end (and the way the tiles are rubbing my belly, I’m close to not needing to see Pretty Lady). Straight ahead is a lavatory, with all sorts of comforts laid out to be used. And to the right is a bedroom turned ritual site, with mirrors and candles and spooky music… and a sleigh variety mattressed altar as its centrepiece. I’m curious about THIS place, but that’s short lived, because I feel one hand grab my scruff, one hand push my tail in the direction of the loo, and a familiar, sweet warm breath in my ear say “God you’re nasty. Clean up.”

So I did. Or at least I tried. There’s a lot of pressure with a Pretty Lady staring at you with disappointment and disgust. And when I failed to do it right, she tried to fix it. At least until she realised that one can’t “clean” ugly. At which point she pretty much gave up and told me to get in the shower. Which is actually in a tub. A tall, deep tub with fancy jets. So I tried that too. But… it’s so high up, and I have tiny little legs, and so I ended up hanging there by my “armpits” with my hind paws scurrying frantically and fruitlessly beneath me. “Wouldn’t happen to have a ladder, would you?” I asked. “Figure it out yourself. I’ll be waiting…” she replied, making her way to the altar room. “… idiot.”

Whoever said “necessity is the mother of invention” didn’t have a scantily clad hottie in the next room waiting for them, ‘cause duly motivated I turned into MacGyverabbit. Or, more accurately, Bunndiana Jones, swinging from the vanity by the shower curtain and finally completing my de-nastification mission.

So, “clean” and “ready” (both very relative terms), I’m now in the bedroom, towel and things in my arms. Ms. Lilith is spread out across the bed. I would say “seductively” – and that would certainly be accurate – but I’m pretty easily seduced by her. She is a lovely young thing: tiny, toned, and tanned. She beams a smile at me and I fidget uncomfortably. She rolls her beautiful eyes and tells me to drop my things and come to her. So I do. But I’m not used to the change in routine, and don’t know what I should do, so I aimlessly paw at her feet. Unimpressed, she starts throwing her lacy underthings at me, but after the second “shot”, she’s out of ammunition. And she’s nekkid. Yay! :D

Ms. Lilith eventually comes to the realisation that if there is going to be any tickling at all today, she’s going to have to break the inertia. So she does, and I get the game plan in small, digestible instructions. “Do this, bunny.” “Do that better, bunny.” “Don’t touch, bunny.” “Play with it, bunny.” It's really, really fun. LOTS of fun (both quantity and quality). But eventually I get too tired, and have to stop. So Ms. Lilith gives me a sippy-cup and snuggles a little bit. And with this last little kindness, I finally find myself disarmed and truly comfortable, believing that there was no trap for me afterall....

*thumpthumpthumpthumpthump*

A feeling that lasted just long enough for her to tell me “someone I actually like will be here soon, so you should go.” :eek: No time to slink out, dear readers … in fact, there was barely even time for Bunndiana to grab his hat…. ;)

Nice place. Nice time. Nicest lady. :D


Happy Thumping, All!
 

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thanks Fuzzy...

...for a review that took me there without even describing what "there" was. Either way, only a very few can elicit words and descriptions from a competent writer....You are a competent writer...and Lilith is a competent eliciter.

Thank you both.

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I can't wait for her to start taking new clients again ..... I guess I should submit my name in a list eh ?

You lucky bastard........

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It’s a nice place. Very nice.

I finally find myself disarmed and truly comfortable, believing that there was no trap for me afterall....

Nice place. Nice time. Nicest lady. :D
She does have a very nice new place, perhaps all part of her devious plan to give us a false sense of security.....I saw those ropes hidden behind the bedside table. :eek:

Thanks for the review Fuzzy, always entertaining and vaguely familiar. ;)
 

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My hat is off to Fuzzy! Always entertaining.

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i for one can't wait to see Ms. Lilith's new digs. the only thing better would be seeing her naked at her place!
 

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i for one can't wait to see Ms. Lilith's new digs. the only thing better would be seeing her naked at her place!
Yes, she is a sight for sore eyes isn't she. Still kicking myself for not seeing her sooner. I had the perception, from so many reviews that I may have mis-interpreted, that she was just into beating the crap out of people lol. From that I had this mental image of a tough looking whatever. Then I saw one of her pics. She's gorgeous lol, and in person too as I eventually found out.
 

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Ms. Lilith is definitely a hottie. i had the same impression as you BS. i thought i can't see this girl she is gonna beat the hell outta me. that changed after meeting her.
to tell you the truth i wouldn't mind a little bit of having a tame dom session with her. as long as she doesn't leave welts like little Mrs. Kendra did. maybe i should get really crazy and have a duo dom session with Lilith and Kendra. is that a bit insane?
 

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to tell you the truth i wouldn't mind a little bit of having a tame dom session with her. as long as she doesn't leave welts like little Mrs. Kendra did. maybe i should get really crazy and have a duo dom session with Lilith and Kendra. is that a bit insane?

Call to Miss Lilith to schedule appointment.................................................No Charge
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Getting the crap beat out of you by said ladies............................................PRICELESS :)
 

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call to miss lilith to schedule appointment.................................................no charge
call miss kendra for same time/location.....................................................no charge
fuel to drive to said location......................................................................$ 5.00
pharmacy for something to soothe welts you will have hours from now..........$10.00
getting the crap beat out of you by said ladies............................................priceless :)
lmao!!!!!!!!!!!
 

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Seriously buddy get some help, ppl come here to read reviews...not to decode your weird rabbit metaphors. We get it, you're a good writer...this is not a short-story competition this is perb. This review is garbage.
 

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Seriously buddy get some help, ppl come here to read reviews...not to decode your weird Rabbit metaphors. This review is garbage.
are you freakin kidding me man!!!!!!

everyone except you seems to like Fuzzy. he ads a bit of fun an laughter to this board.

leave it alone.

he has his own way of reviewing the girls he sees. is that so bad?

does anyone pick on you for the way you do your reviews?

oh wait. you haven't written a review have ya?
 

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It’s a nice place. Very nice.
He liked the location. It was very nice

I feel one hand grab my scruff, one hand push my tail in the direction of the loo, and a familiar, sweet warm breath in my ear say “God you’re nasty. Clean up.”
She has a shower and offered him the use of it

So, “clean” and “ready” (both very relative terms), I’m now in the bedroom, towel and things in my arms.
He finished his shower and went to the bedroom,

Ms. Lilith is spread out across the bed. I would say “seductively”
where she was lying on the bed waiting for him.

She is a lovely young thing: tiny, toned, and tanned. She beams a smile at me and I fidget uncomfortably.
She smiled at him and he was nervous.

she starts throwing her lacy underthings at me, but after the second “shot”, she’s out of ammunition. And she’s nekkid. Yay! :D
She started undressing until she had taken everything off.

Ms. Lilith eventually comes to the realisation that if there is going to be any tickling at all today, she’s going to have to break the inertia. So she does, and I get the game plan in small, digestible instructions. “Do this, bunny.” “Do that better, bunny.” “Don’t touch, bunny.” “Play with it, bunny.”
She was teasing him.

It's really, really fun. LOTS of fun (both quantity and quality).
He found the experience to be fun, really fun.

But eventually I get too tired, and have to stop.
He had so much fun he got tired and had to stop

So Ms. Lilith gives me a sippy-cup
She offered him a drink

and snuggles a little bit.
and they snuggled for a bit.

I finally find myself disarmed and truly comfortable,
He was spend / had cum / had a SOG...
and was feeling truly comfortable

*thumpthumpthumpthumpthump*
His heart is still pounding from the excitement

A feeling that lasted just long enough for her to tell me “someone I actually like will be here soon, so you should go.”
He got his full allottment of time and maybe even ran over a bit.

Nice place. Nice time. Nicest lady. :D
It is a nice place. He had a nice time. She is one of the nicest ladies

Happy Thumping, All!
He is wishing everyone a good time "pooning /hobbying"


Hope this is simplified enough and helps. :)
 

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Seriously buddy get some help, ppl come here to read reviews...not to decode your weird rabbit metaphors. We get it, you're a good writer...this is not a short-story competition this is perb. This review is garbage.
I love Fuzzy's reviews. It injects a certain humor into the review. I picture him like roger rabbit saying "please!"

And well, we all know how rabbits are...
 
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