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    How to NOT ask a woman out...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QRQj...layer_embedded

    Here's a little dating advice for the single fella's...and a good laugh for everyone.

    Truth is stranger than fiction.
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    Oh My Gosh!! That was too funny!!

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    The guy aht left the VM heads a group called Toronto Real men. They're fucking hilarious

    Dimitry the Lover

    Here's what their landing page says:

    TORONTO REAL MEN is the world’s FIRST and ONLY Seduction Lair in which an actual DIRECT METHOD SEDUCTION GURU with REAL CREDENTIALS gives REAL LIFE ADVICE on how to seduce local sluts, without hard-selling his courses. Also, there is ABSOLUTELY NO ADMINISTRATIVE BULLSHIT because Canada’s Greatest Lover & Seducer, Dimitri The Lover, makes all financial and organizational decisions unilaterally. Dimitri The Lover is dedicated to teaching horny men how to detect, seduce, and enslave hot desperate sluts, and will answer all questions about dating, sex, & love. ONLY ONE RULE: anything discussed at TORONTO REAL MEN, stays at TORONTO REAL MEN !!! Participants know that keeping what Dimitri The Lover teaches secret gives us all a competitive advantage.

    TORONTO REAL MEN meetings are held the 2nd Wednesday of each month, from 7-10 PM, 754 Danforth Avenue, two blocks East of Pape Station, on the North side. There is no sign for 754, but it is attached to the pool hall at 752. There is lots of free parking on the side streets north of the venue. Please get there by 6:30 PM to secure parking. FOOD & BEVERAGES ARE SERVED (i.e. buffet of souvlaki, chicken wings, veggies, garlic bread, fries, onion rings, pop, etc.), compliments of Dimitri The Lover. To register for this special seduction lair meeting, IMMEDIATELY go HERE! Also, make sure to let your closest friends know!

    This location replaces our previous location at Rancho Relaxo, from which we were barred as pressure mounted on the owner in the form of threats of lost business and disruptive protests from bitter, moustached, man-hating, femi-nazi cunts from socially regressive, evolutionarily non-sequitur organizations such as the Toronto Women’s Bookstore. The owner’s cock cowered and his balls ascended, then he cancelled our verbal rental contract (shame on you Donnie!)

    As the ONLY organization in Toronto promoting a proud male heterosexual agenda composed of locating, seducing, & enslaving hot, desperate sluts, the TORONTO REAL MEN will not allow their free speech rights to be violated by a minority group of sexually disabled Amazons with massive chips on their manly, hairy shoulders. Furthermore, we are willing to pay top dollar for a new location on Harbord Street within line of sight of the Toronto Women’s Bookstore. Our plan is to neutralize this sexually offensive entity by using “Feng Shui” in the form of a giant phallus projecting out of our window and directly toward dyke central.

    PLEASE NOTE: Meeting location is always subject to a last minute change due to knee-jerk reactions from femi-nazi and fago-centric protest groups that are unwilling to take the time to fully understand the purpose of our meetings. Many of these faux-intellectual, spiritually shallow, self-righteous, low self-esteem, pretentious, bitter individuals are under-employed man-haters who have nothing better to do than dedicate their worthless lives to cock-blocking breeders. Therefore, it is always best to check our web site for location updates a few hours before each meeting
    If it flies, floats or fucks its cheaper to rent!

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    So...

    Did she call back by 3:00?
    I remember that all through history the ways of truth and love have always won. There have been tyrants, and murderers, and for a time they can seem invincible, but in the end they always fall. Think of it – ALWAYS.
    Mahatma Gandhi (1869 - 1948)

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    I'm inspired. Who wants to start a 'Seduction Lair' in Vancouver with me?

    Real men only!

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    This guy is not for real is he??????
    There is no way somebody would talk like that
    LOL
    my oh my

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    Quote Originally Posted by EuroSZabina View Post
    This guy is not for real is he??????
    There is no way somebody would talk like that
    LOL
    my oh my
    Szabina, I need practice. How do i ask you out?:

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    That sounded a lot like Krustee!

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    A man can be happy with any woman as long as he does not love her. -- Oscar Wilde

    Les yeux sans visage. -- Billy Idol

    God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. -- Robin Williams



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    Quote Originally Posted by Im Cuming View Post
    Szabina, I need practice. How do i ask you out?:
    With a few browns hanging out of your pocket
    If it flies, floats or fucks its cheaper to rent!

    I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
    Sir Winston Churchill

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    Personally I always wear my Leggs' slacks



    and blow smoke in their faces



    Flawless.........

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    i like the way this guy handles rejection better

    http://www.videosift.com/video/How-t...-a-boyfriend-1

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    Quote Originally Posted by HubbaHubba View Post
    Come on Spernie, don't sell yourself short
    HubbaHubba - 1 month

    Third Infraction -

    Hubba sits out for a month.

    Too many insults
    Oh Hubba, didn't you learn anything on your time out?

    BTW, Spermie has gone through a bit of a transformation and self discovery while you were away. He's not so annoying anymore, just mildly irritating now.

    Welcome back Hubba, now play nice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Small pleasures View Post
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QRQj...layer_embedded

    Here's a little dating advice for the single fella's...and a good laugh for everyone.

    Truth is stranger than fiction.
    This was awesome. I was laughing all day. Thanks for sharing. I might try that in the future! Lol

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    Rotflmao

    opening line: Gee you sure are special - wanna fuck???????/

    Response : Ummmmmmmm well not till I met you, you smooth talking son of a bitch............

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    Talking

    Quote Originally Posted by rush View Post
    i like the way this guy handles rejection better

    http://www.videosift.com/video/How-t...-a-boyfriend-1

    That's friggern HILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLArious..

    Hey, You > Kick my Dog!

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