Pooner of the year!

deke

Senile Member
My pooner of the year votes!

Vancouver?

Richmond – Manpower

Victoria – Hipster
Pinhead24
Suburbs?

Street Action – Randyinvan

Strip Clubs - Lapper

Asiaphile – Blowhard
PCB
Waste of bandwidth or funny bastard? - Hamster

Best idea of the year – Classy tour

Worst idea of the year – Classy tour (I need to save some $)

Question I don’t want to see again – ISO Taylor, Tawny, Paige, Angelina, or any highly reviewed SP.

Maybe someone can start a SP of the year thread (Though most of you already now who they are)
Happy Holidays Everyone!
 

Oldfart

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Mar 31, 2003
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Best New Talent Scout

Best New Talent Scout - Timmy!
He discovered Meaghan back when she was hanging out somewhere out near Haney.
 

brocketrocket

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Jan 23, 2004
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I definatly like Hitracks strret report but a close contentant is Hatrick.. damn that guy does some crazy stuff!
 

hitrack

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brocketrocket said:
I definatly like Hitracks strret report but a close contentant is Hatrick.. damn that guy does some crazy stuff!
Hatrick, ah yes, he reminds me of a young me. Although I will say his tipping the chicks with smokes and donuts is unique, Maybe he drives an orange van and has a brother named Doug. Hahaha

Can I atleast then hold the Patent on being out at the Track around 9pm, and then leaving because i'm saying "holy fuck it's 6am the f-ing sun is coming up!!!" A few times I cruised for around 8-10 hrs straight. :)

As for my pick for POTY, hmmmm I need to think about it for a moment, so many good pooners on here to pick from.
 

brocketrocket

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Jan 23, 2004
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hitrack said:


Can I atleast then hold the Patent on being out at the Track around 9pm, and then leaving because i'm saying "holy fuck it's 6am the f-ing sun is coming up!!!" A few times I cruised for around 8-10 hrs straight. :)
8-10 Hours?? That takes some skill, brass Balls and a whack load of caffeine!! I must bow to the track god.....
 

sirlickheralot

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hitrack said:
Can I atleast then hold the Patent on being out at the Track around 9pm, and then leaving because i'm saying "holy fuck it's 6am the f-ing sun is coming up!!!" A few times I cruised for around 8-10 hrs straight. :)
Congratulations Hitrack you deserve the title of reigning endurance cruiser.

I pulled a couple of all-nighters in my cruising days. You keep telling yourself just one more lap, but then you spot some new action and your tempted to stick around just a little longer. Then you look down at your odometer at the end of the night and realize you've just put 400-500 kms on it.
 

roadwarrior

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Mar 31, 2003
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Beat that.

Yes cruising for 8 to 10 hours is a remarkable endurance record. How many of us can say that as a young pooner one was cruising in dad's car for 8 to 10 hours. :(
And got caught. :(
A few times. :)
 
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Hardatwork

loves2learn said:
Other categories?
I think there should definitely be an award for someone who has repeatedly beat themselves in the head by taking one for the team :( . There's certainly plenty of honourable mentions, but due to his recent adventures my vote for the Purple Heart TOFTT Award is brocketrocket!

Can you imagine winning a trophy at the next PERB meeting? Do you take the trophy home or take it to work? I could just imagine the conversations would go something like this:

AT HOME

brocketrocket: "Look at the trophy I just won."

SO: "What does "TOFTT" mean and how did you win it?"

****

AT WORK

brocketrocket: "Look at the trophy I just won."

Boss: "So you're brocketrocket huh? Poor bastard, here's a raise as thanks for TOFTT".

****

Ok, maybe not...:rolleyes: ... but brocket gets my Purple Heart vote.
 

wolverine

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loves2learn said:
Edmonton based pooner:
I have to give this one to trawler. He's always among the first to see a new SP in town, sees a lot of existing ones, digs up undiscovered gems (Lauren, Jenna), and is very knowledgable of the local SP industry.
 

HelloKitty

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Jul 7, 2003
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Ironic.

But it is highly ironic. If you named the stalker, then the board would say:

How many times was that well known stalker booted off?

Didn't the well-known stalker even "attempt" to give Victoria-Lee advice on how to deal with stalkers? You may even have given your address and other information to that well-known stalker willingly, because you didn't suspect at first. Now you can understand why so many people disliked that well known stalker, and you may have wondered why.

Didn't a few well-known perb meeting people give the stalker glowing "endorsements" very recently? How do you think their now hollow "endorsements" look?

Didn't the well-known stalker try to rally support to fight someone stalking the well-known stalker.
 

Johnsam

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Yeah, let's get back to the topic of this thread.

How about a category for Most Valuable Pooner/Poster.

I would give photographer88 a 1st place vote,
Ero a second place vote, and
Timmy would get a third place vote.

And LA, 2cums would get honourable mentions or votes in the builders category.
 

chuck1561

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Hipster Doofus said:
lol - this is some fucked up shit!

yeah especially since the stalker is a she not a he.:rolleyes:
 

brocketrocket

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Jan 23, 2004
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Hardatwork said:
I think there should definitely be an award for someone who has repeatedly beat themselves in the head by taking one for the team :( . There's certainly plenty of honourable mentions, but due to his recent adventures my vote for the Purple Heart TOFTT Award is brocketrocket!

Can you imagine winning a trophy at the next PERB meeting? Do you take the trophy home or take it to work? I could just imagine the conversations would go something like this:

AT HOME

brocketrocket: "Look at the trophy I just won."

SO: "What does "TOFTT" mean and how did you win it?"

****

AT WORK

brocketrocket: "Look at the trophy I just won."

Boss: "So you're brocketrocket huh? Poor bastard, here's a raise as thanks for TOFTT".

****

Ok, maybe not...:rolleyes: ... but brocket gets my Purple Heart vote.
Ha I wish I had a trophy to show for it all! If my boss knew who I was/What I did... maybe it would be ok to expense my poonin bills! Ha that would rock
 
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