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    Smile Pooner of the year!

    My pooner of the year votes!

    Vancouver?

    Richmond – Manpower

    Victoria – Hipster
    Pinhead24
    Suburbs?

    Street Action – Randyinvan

    Strip Clubs - Lapper

    Asiaphile – Blowhard
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    Waste of bandwidth or funny bastard? - Hamster

    Best idea of the year – Classy tour

    Worst idea of the year – Classy tour (I need to save some $)

    Question I don’t want to see again – ISO Taylor, Tawny, Paige, Angelina, or any highly reviewed SP.

    Maybe someone can start a SP of the year thread (Though most of you already now who they are)
    Happy Holidays Everyone!
    The truth is out there

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    Best Street Action Reports - Hitrack
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    Best New Talent Scout

    Best New Talent Scout - Timmy!
    He discovered Meaghan back when she was hanging out somewhere out near Haney.
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    I definatly like Hitracks strret report but a close contentant is Hatrick.. damn that guy does some crazy stuff!

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    How about best new newbie posts?

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    I'LL KILL YA ALL!! hitrack's Avatar
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    Originally posted by brocketrocket
    I definatly like Hitracks strret report but a close contentant is Hatrick.. damn that guy does some crazy stuff!
    Hatrick, ah yes, he reminds me of a young me. Although I will say his tipping the chicks with smokes and donuts is unique, Maybe he drives an orange van and has a brother named Doug. Hahaha

    Can I atleast then hold the Patent on being out at the Track around 9pm, and then leaving because i'm saying "holy fuck it's 6am the f-ing sun is coming up!!!" A few times I cruised for around 8-10 hrs straight.

    As for my pick for POTY, hmmmm I need to think about it for a moment, so many good pooners on here to pick from.
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    Originally posted by hitrack


    Can I atleast then hold the Patent on being out at the Track around 9pm, and then leaving because i'm saying "holy fuck it's 6am the f-ing sun is coming up!!!" A few times I cruised for around 8-10 hrs straight.
    8-10 Hours?? That takes some skill, brass Balls and a whack load of caffeine!! I must bow to the track god.....
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    Originally posted by hitrack
    Can I atleast then hold the Patent on being out at the Track around 9pm, and then leaving because i'm saying "holy fuck it's 6am the f-ing sun is coming up!!!" A few times I cruised for around 8-10 hrs straight.
    Congratulations Hitrack you deserve the title of reigning endurance cruiser.

    I pulled a couple of all-nighters in my cruising days. You keep telling yourself just one more lap, but then you spot some new action and your tempted to stick around just a little longer. Then you look down at your odometer at the end of the night and realize you've just put 400-500 kms on it.

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    Beat that.

    Yes cruising for 8 to 10 hours is a remarkable endurance record. How many of us can say that as a young pooner one was cruising in dad's car for 8 to 10 hours.
    And got caught.
    A few times.

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    Originally posted by loves2learn
    Other categories?
    I think there should definitely be an award for someone who has repeatedly beat themselves in the head by taking one for the team . There's certainly plenty of honourable mentions, but due to his recent adventures my vote for the Purple Heart TOFTT Award is brocketrocket!

    Can you imagine winning a trophy at the next PERB meeting? Do you take the trophy home or take it to work? I could just imagine the conversations would go something like this:

    AT HOME

    brocketrocket: "Look at the trophy I just won."

    SO: "What does "TOFTT" mean and how did you win it?"

    ****

    AT WORK

    brocketrocket: "Look at the trophy I just won."

    Boss: "So you're brocketrocket huh? Poor bastard, here's a raise as thanks for TOFTT".

    ****

    Ok, maybe not... ... but brocket gets my Purple Heart vote.

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    Originally posted by loves2learn
    Edmonton based pooner:
    I have to give this one to trawler. He's always among the first to see a new SP in town, sees a lot of existing ones, digs up undiscovered gems (Lauren, Jenna), and is very knowledgable of the local SP industry.

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    Question What no awards for these other categories?

    What?

    No award for best "overpriced SP" thread? There's so many to choose from.
    happy pussy

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    Ironic.

    But it is highly ironic. If you named the stalker, then the board would say:

    How many times was that well known stalker booted off?

    Didn't the well-known stalker even "attempt" to give Victoria-Lee advice on how to deal with stalkers? You may even have given your address and other information to that well-known stalker willingly, because you didn't suspect at first. Now you can understand why so many people disliked that well known stalker, and you may have wondered why.

    Didn't a few well-known perb meeting people give the stalker glowing "endorsements" very recently? How do you think their now hollow "endorsements" look?

    Didn't the well-known stalker try to rally support to fight someone stalking the well-known stalker.
    happy pussy

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    Unhappy Sorry I brought it up.

    Sorry I brought it up Victoria-Lee.
    Sometimes I get the posting disease and am quick to hit post.
    happy pussy

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    How correct Mod2 How did this thread go from pooner awards to talking about Stalking???

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