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    Talking Ms. Victoria Jolie: the Warning…

    So I’m knocking furiously at the hotel room door, fully expecting to get the special “tabernacle” greeting that most of La Belle Province’s finest have for me (I must remind them of a famous Montreal parishioner or something…). It doesn’t happen that way, though… Ms. Jolie answers the door and looks amused (maybe even not repulsed???) to see me. Huh.

    And speaking of looks, this tall, curvy, pig-tailed blonde fantasy is sporting frilly blue and white delicates, complete with garter, stockings, and killer pumps. She says it’s her “little girl” outfit – but there is no way this bombshell looks like a “little girl”. I am full-on, gaping-jaw stunned.

    So, as Ms. Jolie decides to draw me closer in greeting, I try to explain why I’m there…

    Ms. Jolie: “Bonjour!”
    Rabbit: “She’s going to lesbian you.”
    Ms. Jolie: “What? Who wants to do what to me?”
    Rabbit: “Not wants. Well, I mean of course she wants to… everyone wants to… but see - she gets what she wants… it’s a voodeedoo thing… so, she’s going to get you.”
    Ms. Jolie: “Voodeedoo?”
    Rabbit: “Yes, voodeedoo. In any case, she is going to lesbian you.”
    Ms. Jolie (pushing me down on the bed, getting all crazy-naughty-sexy): “And what will she do?”
    Rabbit: “No idea. Have you fix motorcycles and (rightfully) complain about how horribly nasty men are? All I know is you are going to get lesbianed. And if she’s anywhere near as good at that as she is at tickling bunnies, you need to be prepared…”
    Ms. Jolie: “Maybe she will let me **** her *****?”
    Rabbit: “No silly – I know for certain she doesn’t have one of tho… oh… oh dear… ahem… it would appear that you’ve managed to find mine, though…”.
    Ms. Jolie: *a barrage of shockingly naughty and very suggestive things*
    Rabbit:

    *thumpthumpthumpthumpthump*

    After she’s got what she wants from me, and I’m lying on the bed all shaky and staring sleepily at the ceiling, the lovely lady snuggles up to me and chats for a while. I like chatting with her – she’s warm, and fun, and playful, and absurdly nice to me. We meander from topic to topic, until we somehow get back to talking about why I was there (i.e. to warn her). And wouldn’t you know, I no sooner bring it up (so to speak), and she’s right back to changing the subject again in her very special way….

    *thumpthumpthumpthumpthump*

    Ms. Jolie is a very determined, incredibly talented, unspeakably sexy and generous young lady – but I don’t think she’s taking the threat very seriously. And, to be honest, I didn’t have any more warnings to give today.

    Not without intravenous fluids, anyways.

    Happy thumping, all!

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    Every time he writes a story, i frickin lose it. The best reviews ever. And I always think of him as the cadbury eggs bunny for some reason. lmao

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    Ive always wanted to see Victoria, but I really dislike her resume policy.
    I have to give my illegitimate kids names, the schools they go to, my cell phone number so she can give it to the moms of my kids. Plus 2 references from SPs ive seen(so what happens if I only see travelling girls) and a DNA sample. well the last one she can have after the session.

    Heck and thats just one of her options. Dont get me started on her others.lol

    Just too many restrictions for my liking. But thats just me, Johnnyb.
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    There is an easier way...

    Quote Originally Posted by johnnybravo299 View Post
    Ive always wanted to see Victoria, but I really dislike her resume policy.
    I have to give my illegitimate kids names, the schools they go to, my cell phone number so she can give it to the moms of my kids. Plus 2 references from SPs ive seen(so what happens if I only see travelling girls) and a DNA sample. well the last one she can have after the session.

    Heck and thats just one of her options. Dont get me started on her others.lol

    Just too many restrictions for my liking. But thats just me, Johnnyb.
    Just donate your first-born...

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