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Quote Originally Posted by past member who had his posting history reset
Remember this is just your personal opinion and others might see something different.
That's the problem though, isn't it? Someone tells you that she (whoever that "she" may be) looks like Megan Fox, so you get there expecting this:

Updated 08-22-2014 at 11:29 PM by Man Mountain

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  1. Man Mountain's Avatar
    But when she opens the door, she looks more like Lynne Collins:



    Now, any other day of the week, you show up with no built up expectations as to what she might look like and someone who looks like Lynne Collins opens the door and you're thinking, "Score!" But since you've built up your expectations of seeing someone that looks like Megan Fox, there's probably going to be a very slight disappointment. Although, I'd probably get over that pretty quick if she looked like Lynne Collins

    So... wait... what was I saying? Oh yeah... anyone know an SP that looks like Megan Fox? (I will also accept names of ladies that actually look like Odette Annabel and/or Lynne Collins)

    Odette Annabel:

    Updated 08-22-2014 at 11:31 PM by Man Mountain
  2. Man Mountain's Avatar
    No reason...

    But when she opens the door, to you, she looks more like Moon Bloodgood:



    Now, any other day of the week, you show up with no built up expectations as to what she might look like and someone who looks like Moon Bloodgood opens the door and you're thinking, "Score!" But since you've built up your expectations of seeing someone that looks like Megan Fox, there's probably going to be a very slight disappointment. Although, I'd probably get over that pretty quick if she looked like Moon Bloodgood
  3. Man Mountain's Avatar
    Really... no reason at all...

    But when she opens the door, to you, she looks more like Evangeline Lilly:



    You forget immediately that anybody compared her to looking like Megan Fox and think, "Score!" -- if you have any ability to even think at all at that point and are doing all you can just not to
    Updated 08-22-2014 at 11:24 PM by Man Mountain
  4. Man Mountain's Avatar
    A member posts a review in which he mentions that she, whoever that she may be, looks like Amanda Seyfried. Another member agrees but says he thinks Amanda Seyfried's eyes are spaced further apart. One member notes that if she looks like Amanda Seyfried, he's seriously considering booking with her (I do not post but am now similarly intrigued as I find Amanda Seyfried particularly attractive)



    A different member now offers that to him, she looks more like Bree Williamson (had not heard of her prior to his post, so had to google). Now I'm thinking, that this actress is pretty cute but definitely does not appeal to me as much as Amanda Seyfried.



    Finally, one more member responds that to him, she reminds him very much of Anna Paquin, except for the colour of the eyes. I've picked an image of her where she is smiling and does not appear to have that odd perma sneer that I normally associate with many of the images of her that I seem to see. Again, I do still find her attractive... but not as much as Amanda Seyfried.



    But the reason I'm noting all of this is that I just find it interesting how differently these members can see the same woman, when to me none of these actresses look particularly similar to each other (no offense intended to the members who drew the comparisons ).
    Updated 08-22-2014 at 11:34 PM by Man Mountain
  5. yazoo's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by Man Mountain
    No reason...

    But when she opens the door, to you, she looks more like Moon Bloodgood:



    Now, any other day of the week, you show up with no built up expectations as to what she might look like and someone who looks like Moon Bloodgood opens the door and you're thinking, "Score!" But since you've built up your expectations of seeing someone that looks like Megan Fox, there's probably going to be a very slight disappointment. Although, I'd probably get over that pretty quick if she looked like Moon Bloodgood
    LOL Looked at her - read your blurb -- and saw Moon Blow Good.

    Score!
  6. Man Mountain's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by Man Mountain View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by majordomo View Post
    I do love it when ladies figure out ways to shoot their pics so you catch glimpses of different parts of their face - a smile and jawline in one, maybe one eye in another. Not enough to recognize them, but enough to give you a sense of what they look like. And the anticipation mentioned by many gentlemen here is at least partially retained.
    I agree. I've also really enjoyed that in the past but I will admit that on occasion my brain has really let me down when it put those pieces together. I remember one particular instance where my brain took the puzzle pieces together and filled in the blanks and made me think this was going to be an approximation of who I'd be meeting:



    But when the door opened, she looked more like this:



    Now to be fair to the woman, I blame my brain for that one. It's not her fault that I'm particularly attracted to Emily Bett Rickards and not even remotely attracted to Siobhan Fallon (although, I do very much enjoy her acting work )
  7. Man Mountain's Avatar
    Good post, Lance alot!

    Quote Originally Posted by Lance alot View Post
    Natalia is right that it's about perspective. Sometimes the same person can even see 2 different perspectives.

    For instance, when I first met her, I didn't fully see the resemblance. Later on, while lying down, she was on my left , gazing down on me adoringly as her gorgeous soft breasts swayed back and forth .... What was I saying?

    Oh yeah, I looked up and could have swore she looked like Katy Perry from that angle.

    In fact, I even blurted out "wow, you really do look like Katy Perry". Given what else I had to feast my eyes on , I don't think I would have noticed her facial resemblance if it wasn't compelling. One guy - 2 different perspectives (mmm, boobs).

    I really didn't care regardless. She's very pretty anyway, by any measure. The fact that some posters said she had a resemblance was helpful in creating a profile. I wouldn't have asked for a refund had she looked like Audrey Hepburn .......or Kate. (Wilfred Brinkey? Well....).

    It's a guideline not a guarantee. Moreover, some of the hottest women I've ever met were average looking (and some of the prettiest the most disappointing. ).

    Bottom line, I respect safety and discretion first. Honesty (brand promise) comes next. If am SP tries to mislead, chances are good ( thanks to forums like this) that her prospects in this market are limited.
  8. Man Mountain's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by Lance alot View Post
    For instance, when I first met her, I didn't fully see the resemblance. Later on, while lying down, she was on my left , gazing down on me adoringly as her gorgeous soft breasts swayed back and forth .... What was I saying?

    Oh yeah, I looked up and could have swore she looked like Katy Perry from that angle.
    You know, I can actually relate to that. I remember there was a local SP who was compared to Scarlett Johansson in a couple of reviews and when I first met her, she actually looked more like Emily Bett Rickards to me (so, I was a happy, happy man that day ). That is, until she leaned in to kiss me. Then I suddenly saw the resemblance to Scarlett J. And did I mention that I was a happy, happy man that day...?