I think my wife is cheating on me

schizo_man

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I've never talked about this before, but I really need the boards advice on what could be a crucial decision. I’ve suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.

The usual signs… Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, “Just some friends from work, you don’t know them.”

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn’t in a taxi?

I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife I think deep down I just didn’t want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my bike , that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?
 

InTheBum

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Hire a Private Investigator

I think they charge around $50 to 80 hr.
 

island-guy

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I've never talked about this before, but I really need the boards advice on what could be a crucial decision.

[... unimportant drivel ...]

I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?
You can do it yourself but you need to get the specific cork gaskets for that engine and then get a tube of the orange gasket maker stuff. You just take the covers off, apply the new gasket along with lots of the gasket maker on both sides and then torque it down.

It is REALLY important to torque the bolts to EXACTLY the specified tightness, too tight or too lose and it will just leak again.

Oh and for that other unimportant crap, ya, I've been doing her but mostly just in her ass so I've been leaving her sloppy pussy just for you, no worries.
 

InTheBum

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Oh and for that other unimportant crap, ya, I've been doing her but mostly just in her ass so I've been leaving her sloppy pussy just for you, no worries.
Island-guy, I really didn't want to say anything, but I found her pussy to be loose and smelly. So like you, I stuck mostly to probing her cornhole and giving her facials, plus the occasional hot-lunch!:D
 

DQ Guy

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Thats too funny:D
 

HB40

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Ummm, I can't believe people are still missing the real problem here. Take the bike to the dealer Schizo_man, your wife probably needs you out of the house anyway.:rolleyes:
 

EuroSZabina

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I've never talked about this before, but I really need the boards advice on what could be a crucial decision. I’ve suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.

The usual signs… Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, “Just some friends from work, you don’t know them.”

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn’t in a taxi?

I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife I think deep down I just didn’t want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my bike , that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?
That was great read in this morning, thanks !!! :D :D
 

nd1

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Definitely not something you can fix yourself. You have to take the bike to the dealer -- well, at least that's what you are going to tell your wife next time you go indulge in your "hobby". And as we all know, those darn dealers never fix anything in one try, so you get to "take your bike to the dealer" again and again and again...

And if she's really cheating on you, you're going to have one happy couple (and a leaky bike).
 

aznboi9

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You guys crack me up.
 

arianna_royale

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as easier said than done this may sound...

BE HONEST AND TALK TO YOUR WIFE!

this is your wife..your partner in life..your best friend you are talking about here.
seeking advice on an escort review board while you have suspicions your wife is cheating on you just seems incredibly ironic :rolleyes: that aside..tell her youve noticed some changes in her demeanor, and mention what it is that is giving you this gut wrenching feeling..

If she gets overly defensive..well then you know there is SOME kind of problem, ( not neccessarily cheating) but it needs to be nipped in the butt ASAP.

hiring a PI, or sneeking around and invading her privacy will only make things worse, and it will be a "kettle meet black pot" situation. Remain composed, and genuinly concerned for your marraige. Dont attack her, or bombard her with questions...no one will fess up that way:cool:

good luck:eek: :eek:

PS... dont expect too much sympathy here.. as you can see, your not being taken that serious :(
 

HB40

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as easier said than done this may sound...

BE HONEST AND TALK TO YOUR WIFE!

this is your wife..your partner in life..your best friend you are talking about here.
seeking advice on an escort review board while you have suspicions your wife is cheating on you just seems incredibly ironic :rolleyes: that aside..tell her youve noticed some changes in her demeanor, and mention what it is that is giving you this gut wrenching feeling..

If she gets overly defensive..well then you know there is SOME kind of problem, ( not neccessarily cheating) but it needs to be nipped in the butt ASAP.

hiring a PI, or sneeking around and invading her privacy will only make things worse, and it will be a "kettle meet black pot" situation. Remain composed, and genuinly concerned for your marraige. Dont attack her, or bombard her with questions...no one will fess up that way:cool:

good luck:eek: :eek:
Umm...Hellooo!!! I'm sure he appreciates the advice but he really needs to get that bike fixed!
 
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arianna_royale

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:D unless this whole thing was a rediculous joke, then I think I need my bolts tightened...:eek:
 
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