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the legendary Lucy

mrbigvicman

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I booked with her when I got there and the door opened Lucy looked older than my mother,why do these woman not tell the truth about their age,,I spent three dollars on parking she may give a good ttf but she is fifty at least not my cuppa tea.Older frumpy types are not a big turn on but to each their own still I spent three bucks on parking I was tempted to stay but chickened out afraid I could not perform under those conditions. The only thing legendary might be her age,but I think I will try the elusive April this week and report back.
 

HankQuinlan

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Maybe you went to the wrong door? Good thing you don't have a job guessing ages at a carnival; I know for a fact your estimate is off by about 15 years. "Frumpy" is definitely not an appropriate adjective; you missed an amazing experience.

As a fan, I have to say that her website pics are no more than a couple of years and and still reflect her appearance accurately.
 

sidewinder

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Lucy

I'm going to chime in too.

Either a case of mistaken identity or someone with an axe to grind or making mischief.

Also I notice that the poster has a grand total of 2 posts to PERB.
 

sidewinder

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Get used to It!

I don't know Lucy, but really appreciate that fellow perb members stick up for us when they see injustice...
I'm pleased to see that abuse is generally discouraged. There's still some bickering and a little bit of drama here and there, but obviously cheap shots have a short shelf life. Which I think is a good thing.
 

tarzana

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wtf..obvious shill pos

pos=piece of shit.
and who the hell worries about 3 dollars so much?
 

Dr Macoy

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The lucy I know has been getting hotter and lighter yes she is mature but mid 30s is about right. bashing lucy is bad karma I will take her over a youngin with a bad attitude anytime
Macoy out
 

MissingOne

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I had been wanting to visit Lucy since I first learned of her from this site, back in 2006. Early this summer I was in Victoria and had the opportunity to see her.

At the time I saw her, she seemed a bit heavier than the impression given by the pictures on her web site. Her hair was quite different. If you want a spinner who looks to be about 20, Lucy isn't your girl. But so what? She's attractive to me and obviously to almost everyone who sees her. She is pleasant to meet and chat with. Her service is excellent. I won't go into details, as what she provides is well-described by other posters on this site. I will see her again when I have an opportunity.
 

island-guy

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I think that you went to the wrong door...

There's no way that Lucy could look anywhere near 50.

The pics on her site are accurate and not more than a year or two old at most.

Maybe you should go check out her site and see if that was the person you saw.. If not, you had the wrong address.
 

Roo

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I'll say it.

As of today, mrbigvicman has 2 posts and his previous post is a positive review directly underneath a “bait and switch” accusation of another massage provider a week ago. :confused:

I understand that someone quite young could misestimate the age of someone older than them and in his rage about the $3 might have clouded his vision so much so that he would establish Lucy as a much older woman than she really is…but since this is one unusually negative review amongst many positive ones, I won’t change my perception of one the best reviewed providers in Victoria.

Roo
 

vic krooz

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do the math...

mrbigvicman might be accurate saying Lucy is older than his Mother...if he's sixteen and his mother had him at 12...
 

Bull69

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With thanks

At some point we have all made our second post on our way to our third or thirtieth, etc, some negative, some positive I'm sure. I know I have benefitted from both types of reviews in the pleasure I recieved from those positively review girls/agencies and those which I feel fortunate not too have wasted my time or money on thanks to a few posters who had taken one for the team.

Grows some balls and have an opinion.
 

RoadKill

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3 buck parking

WTF you just park across the street at the market for free
 

rarefind8

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WTF you just park across the street at the market for free
I believe that Lucy has moved closer into town so I don't think the parking is free anymore. But, I've gotta say that this is first bad review I have ever read about her.:(
 

sidewinder

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Time to close this thread...

I believe that Lucy has moved closer into town so I don't think the parking is free anymore. But, I've gotta say that this is first bad review I have ever read about her.:(
...Except that we've pretty much agreed that it wasn't really a review, more likely a cruel, prank posting.....
 

antiheroics

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This is snowballing into a Lucy appreciation thread, but nevertheless, Lucy was one of the finest sexual experiences I've had in my life. The massage alone is worth her rates.

50? More like 35 - and a 35 that most women would be jealous of. She is not a 20 year old spinner, but those are a dime a dozen. Lucy is a one of a kind and a real boon to this community.
 

FortunateOne

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I told him that the SP who was spreading this rumour "should learn to lie better", after all, if she'd said 42 it could have been believed and she wouldn't have looked like a liar. This person is already disliked and distrusted for her compulsive lying and trouble making and has at least 4 ID's (maybe 5) that I am aware of on perb. Most of you know who I am talking about by now.
I'm guessing one of these is mrbigvicman? :D

There's nothing more obviously fake than a bad review. Usually there is a germ of truth with enough hysteria to make anyone who has actually seen the sp to know it's bogus. It is usually apparent when women are the ones making the stuff up--the tone and focus of the review is completely different from a male reviewer who had a bad experience. When 35 is accused of being 50, you know that's just all girl.
 

sidewinder

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Lucy's great skin...

.... This guy said he could tell from my great skin that I wasn't out of my 30's, ...
The reason Lucy has such ageless and perfect skin is due to years of repeated and judicious exposure to freshly squeezed human ejaculate.

Applied piping hot, there's no better toner.

And according to a reputable local survey, Lucy is believed to have extracted enough fresh bull's milk to overfill the Saanich Commonwealth pool. (when they have the wave machine turned on)

Ask anybody.

That's why Island Farms Dairy tried to put her on contract. She's a legend.
 
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sidewinder

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Forget the Saanich Commonwealth Pool

Here's the math, folks.

According to the Saanich municipality, pool #1 contains 2100 cu meters of water.

http://www.swimmersguide.com/query/Detail.cfm?PoolID=5708

Pool 1: 50m x 21m, 8 lanes, 2m depth,

50 x 21 x 2 = 2100 cu metres

Convert that to US Gallons = approximately 554761 gallons.
Figure that the average human male ejaculation is about 1 tablespoon,
that's 256 Tablespoons per gallon or 142,018,816 shots.

Assuming that everything was downhill, and with the wind at her back, Lucy might manage extract 10 extractions per day...so that would take

38,909 years.
 
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