Soccermomma/Milf - Avoid at all costs. It's kinda strange, this girl has a nice personality but you can tell right from the start there is something terribly wrong happening on many different levels. Pulled up with her "driver" in a beat up van. She has the most unnatural boob job I have had the displeasure of witnessing...her doctor should have his license pulled. Once she took off her shirt and I saw the sores it was all over for me. She gracefully left with my too-large donation hopefully never to be seen again.