sometimes market research is required...

Why, despite apparent interest, do few people take up cool offers?

  • Miss T scares me and I am worried she will turn me into a barking dog.

    Votes: 3 13.6%
  • Beautiful women, in general, intimidate me and I am basically shy.

    Votes: 10 45.5%
  • The U.S. economy blows and I am nervous it's coming up here.

    Votes: 4 18.2%
  • I don't want all my perbert friends to think I'm wierd.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • I don't do polls.

    Votes: 5 22.7%

  • Total voters
    22

edmontonsubbie

Edmontonsubbie
Apr 22, 2006
1,307
19
38
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uh...Edmonton.
Hmmm, it's wonderful everyone from out of town thinks this is such a great offer. 124 people have read it and I have yet to receive a single applicant...? I don't mind saying that very few of those who had an opportunity to have 20 free min's with me took advantage of the opportunity.

I'm curious to know what would actually motivate men into action? :confused:
...and sometimes not....but, what the heck. I will post this poll with replies set to "anonymous" so that no one will ever know how you voted. Besides which, who should care anyway???...But, likely some do so that should remove that fear...yes, I'm sure some supermod could get in there and crack it all and discover how you truly voted!...that's a chance we all take. I'll even vote first so that those of you who see "one" reply will know how I voted! How fair is that....please don't answer.
 

cuteeboy

Member
Apr 3, 2008
47
0
6
None of the above

None of the above.

"Oh how I wish I lived in Vancouver when opportunities like this come up":mad:



cuteeboy
 
Aug 16, 2006
980
10
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Ha ha

Eddie, you crack me up.

I often wonder who our audience is since hundreds will read a thread but only a couple dozen ever post.

You could add the following logical options:

-I am actually an underage lurker and I have a curfew.
-I am strictly a voyeur lurker on Perb and like a lot of people who watch the TV show 'KINK' none of this is really turns me on, I'm just curious.
-I am another female service provider doing industry research.
-I am an employee of Rev Can, a private investigator or involved with the law somehow and am 'keeping and eye open for certain things'.
-I don't live in the Lower Mainland.
-I am already a client/fan of Miss T and already pay her for sessions whenever I can.
-I am a chicken shit.
 

uncleg

Well-known member
Jul 25, 2006
5,461
591
113
Eddie, you crack me up.

I often wonder who our audience is since hundreds will read a thread but only a couple dozen ever post.

You could add the following logical options:

-I am a chicken shit.
-It's funny, but why waste my time.
-I don't care.
-Eddie's been into the beer again and I don't want to encourage him.;)

I think you have to remember that a lot of people read these threads strictly out of curiosity, more often to see how stupid some people can be, rather then how informative. Just take a look at some of the current threads in the Lounge.:eek:

This is still a lifestyle that most people don't relate to. Maybe cruising through here will give some of them a more positive view, some may go even more negative, but maybe some, if only a very few might work up the courage to try it out, whatever their fantasy might be.
 

sales

New member
Jan 12, 2008
172
0
0
I live 9 hours from Vancouver. I have let Miss T knows that if she comes to Edmonton, I would like to sign up for a session as that is only a 4 hour drive. Perhaps a Miss T 101 course...
 

PuntMeister

Punt-on!
Jul 13, 2003
1,921
854
113
I thought the one about being worried my perb friends will think I'm wierd is an oxymoron. I post on perb so people will KNOW I am wierd!

If there was an option to pick something about beer, hockey, corsets, or floggers, I would have chosen it.

But I also loved the pole. Nice work!

Kinsters Unite!
 
Jan 7, 2008
486
0
0
I'm in the shy camp, especially the girls who are very attractive. I did take MISS T's offer on her duo deal a little while ago.

Miss T is the only girl in this industry that I've seen more than once. There's a first to everything they say.:)
 
Aug 16, 2006
980
10
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Chicken shit

-It's funny, but why waste my time.
-I don't care.
-Eddie's been into the beer again and I don't want to encourage him.;)

Hmmm, I noticed that when you quoted me you only kept the "I'm a chicken shit" part.

Then you added a few negative options, Mr. Sunshine.

I wonder if the 'chicken shit' option hit a nerve with you? I guess I could ask you in person, if you actually came to see me like you keep threatening, er, promising to do...;)

If the feathers fit...cluck cluck.
 

Theeater

New member
Apr 2, 2008
16
0
0
At the Y when I can
None of the above

I am in the none of the above category and I will take advantage of the lovely MistressT offer just as soon as I return. It amazes me that everyone hasnt. Weird!!! Unless, she has all the people coming to her already!! Which may be!!
 

edmontonsubbie

Edmontonsubbie
Apr 22, 2006
1,307
19
38
112
uh...Edmonton.
time for some statistical analysis...

....what's a poll without some conclusions??? Even if said poll was constructed while freebasing the black grunge from the tinfoil liners under the elements of the stove cooktop....sorry uncleg....I never drink on Tuesday's, that's against my religion.

Observation one....there are 20 votes on 204 views of said poll...so, it is safe to conclude that 10% of all thread viewers would actually deign to click on an option. Of course, it could be that the options listed were so ridiculous as to not warrant a click.

Observation two....the two front runners are "Beautiful women intimidate me" and "I don't do polls" with 40% and 35% respectively. Given that the act of actually clicking on "I don't do polls" puts the lie to that assertion, those 35% need to be re-assigned. To be fair, split it up equally amongst the remainder of the choices...i.e. add 40% of that 35% to "Beautiful women intimidate me" (BWIM) and that puts "BWIM" at a fairly substantial 54% result.

Observation three...the choices were so far off base, the entire viewing audience can learn nothing from this. Since I have 40 minutes before I need to get my sorry ass out the door, I will reconstitute the poll using the excellent suggestions listed above.

I have my suspicions as to the "why" of things but I will, from my perspective, address the front runner...BWIM.

I am not a nude model, I don't look good on a horse riding into the sunset, and I sure as hell could never fight off three bad guys with a looping left and two well aimed kicks to the head. But, I have seen enough and talked to enough people to know that people are just...people. Everyone has their own fears...nobody likes to look stupid...nobody looks "amazing" every second of every day....even if they do, they surely don't "think" they do.

Having said all that, I am fearful that BWIM might cause Miss T and the other wonderful Dommes to start taking pictures in bad light....wear gunny sacks....clown outfits....capri pants....blouses with ruffles....stained sweatpants...etc etc etc. Visit www.stoptheinsanityofbwim.com to make a donation to ensure this does not happen.

A rising tide floats all boats and Miss T and other's efforts to be open and sharing can only assist people with exploring the intriguing world of BDSM. Obviously (see the visitor count) people are interested. My own experience of all this is amazing. It takes care of the clutter of the first date or the initial meeting....it typically starts with...."hello eddie. on your knees...." and it goes from there. I don't have to worry about making choices or decisions for the balance of the visit. I am in the company of competence and a beautiful woman who is giving me her complete and utter attention for the duration of my visit.

Don't let the BWIM deal get you down...you are paying for a service and those BWIM's are inordinately competent at providing it. Be honest in your communications about what you would like to try and don't worry too much about her thinking...."ewwwww, that's too wierd"....I suspect they have seen far "wierder" than those crazy thoughts running around your head. It's an awesome way to explore some of those thoughts in the safety of professionalism.

You only live once (apparently), so get out there and enjoy it.

eddie.
 

uncleg

Well-known member
Jul 25, 2006
5,461
591
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Hmmm, I noticed that when you quoted me you only kept the "I'm a chicken shit" part.

Then you added a few negative options, Mr. Sunshine.

I wonder if the 'chicken shit' option hit a nerve with you? I guess I could ask you in person, if you actually came to see me like you keep threatening, er, promising to do...;)

If the feathers fit...cluck cluck.
I kept that only to show a continuation of your list. As you may have noticed some folks on here tend to complain when you quote an entire post, where it is not really necessary. Negative options, never, I say they are just as valid as any.:)

"Chicken shit" did not hit a nerve, and you will be able to ask me about it, but I'm still waiting for a final reply to my proposal. :D

The feathers idea does bring up an interesting thought, pony play, chicken play, I wonder if the feathers would fit the same way?:p
Aw, they'd probably just get in the way of the flogger.:D
 
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