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Spike812

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I was wondering if anyone has been to Simplicity Massage Co. (#200, 4723 1st S.W). I do not know Calgary that well but I found this place and have been tempted to go in a few times. Does anyone have a bit of a review to offer for this place?

I have tried the SW’s a few times over the last couple of years when the poon madness has become unbearable. I have found it to be a mixed adventure. The first experience was great and I regret not taking her number when she offered it. For $300 she gave me everything I wanted for two solid hours and was in no rush. She even relaxed enough to enjoy the adventure herself. Half of the pleasure for me is being able to bring the girl to a multiple climactic finish... Apparently most guys seem to be somewhat lacking in this area. She was so satisfied and weak kneed in the end she offered me to keep her satin bra as a souvenir. I even treated her to supper afterwards and drove her home. Haha!! The second one went by the alias Melinda who was in her early twenties. I fun ride, but she refused to relax enough to enjoy it herself in spite of everything I tried to gently coax her into it. Again, the $300 got me two satisfactory hours but by the end she was flaking for some serious drugs. I am into poon so long as its female and young, but the drug scene is not my ballpark at all. The third experience was another two hour adventure for the $300 deal but it ended on a jaded note as she was a crack head tripping for the next hoot. I definitely need to be more careful in selection but it was a learning experience. Ugh...

I found their pricing started at around a $100 as some of you have already noted on here and then peaking out at about a $150- 200... Going that little extra has twice gotten me passed some of the SW taboo rules that can really leave any encounter seriously wanting. I really need to find one girl that knows what she is doing and seems to like what she does and stick with her though... the variety game is a little dicey.

I tried a few MP’s in Edmonton before moving south and I must admit the encounters were very sensual and erotic experiences... it would be nice to find the same thing in Calgary... but the recent news of the raids taking place have me hesitant to go to one yet.

The irony is that it is risky either way but when the madness hits it seems that only the taste of female flesh can abate the raging fires that burn within like a maelstrom driven by the tempest of passion and desire. Then again... maybe it’s just me! Mwuhaha!
 

yychobbyist

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I have visited Lori at Simplicity a number of times over the years but I haven't visited the new location. Let me know if you'd like a review of Lori. She's had some negative comments on other Calgary boards over the years because of limited extras but she's a very nice gal and a real looker.
 

tiger

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If Paige is still there, I had good experiences with her, again not completely consistent with other people's reviews but as always YMMV. After 2 or 3 sessions that I had with her, everything was on the menu, but never did enquire about greek. She had gotten pretty fit and in shape last time I saw her in about March of '03
 

Spike812

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Thanks for the input, guys! I have days off coming up soon so I believe I will be making an adventure of it... then I will be able to post my own review... MWuhahaha!

I would like a review of Lori, yychobbyist.
 

tiger

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Is simplicity still open, and does anyone know anything about their current line-up. I did a search and there really is not any new information. Just doing some pre-planning before my next business trip to Calgary.
 

yychobbyist

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Spike812 said:
I would like a review of Lori, yychobbyist. [/B]
A review of Lori is pretty simple. She's a very attractive brunette, about 5'6 or so tall, thin, great butt, C or D cup chest. She is easy to talk to and enjoys talking while giving an above average (for an MPA) massage.

From my experience the extras are of average price. No FS available. The body slide is incredible. The BJ is well-paced and wet. HJ's are pleasant. The site of a woman that good looking having her way with you is something else. NR is available as well and I've had differing levels of responses from her - sometimes she's into it and sometimes she's not.

All in all Lori is in my top 5 because of her looks and because we seem to hit it off and we get along. YMMV
 

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