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chilli

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VV: Hi John, it’s VV!

John: Who????

VV: VV, remember your good friend… the one who does you favors all of the time?

John: What????

VV: Silly boy, lol… I’ve never really done you a favor but I’m the friend who calls men for favors because she likes to play the poor helpless female role when she needs something.

John: Oh, yah – I know you. I know a lot of women just like you.

VV: hehe, but I’m special right?

John: Yah sure…

VV: Listen John I need to use you, errrrrr sorry my mistake hehe, I need a favor…

John: Sure and I need a blow job.

VV: WHAT????????? YOU FUCKEN PRICK!!!! YOU SELFISH DUMBASS MAN!!!! I only suck dick for money!
VV: I’ll suck an old fat guys cock, but I’m not sucking yours!!!!!!

John: But you just said we are “friends”???

VV: No darling, we’re only “friends”… like as I’ll call you when I need you… “friends” Not the kind that will suck your dick friends.

John: Oh I didn’t know there was another type of friends…

VV: Grrrrrrr.... YOU’RE SUCH A SELFISH BASTARD!!!!!

John: Well what if I paid you to suck my cock?

VV: Well in that case, sure!

John: Ok, so let me get this straight, you can use me for my services and not cross the line of friendship, but I can’t use yours?

VV: Exactly! Now you’re getting it John! Good boy!

VV: Now jump.... roll over.... sit.... good boy!!!

VV: You're such a good boy!
 

SexyBoy

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Make sure to scratch behind his ears!

If he was one of her hot friends do you think she would have done the bj?
 

broadcaster

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He got screwed out of a little time,how many assholes actually buy them rings and still end up with a hardon?:D
 

cockkhound

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VV: Hi John, it’s VV!

John: Who????

VV: VV, remember your good friend… the one who does you favors all of the time?

John: What????

VV: Silly boy, lol… I’ve never really done you a favor but I’m the friend who calls men for favors because she likes to play the poor helpless female role when she needs something.

John: Oh, yah – I know you. I know a lot of women just like you.

VV: hehe, but I’m special right?

John: Yah sure…

VV: Listen John I need to use you, errrrrr sorry my mistake hehe, I need a favor…

John: Sure and I need a blow job.

VV: WHAT????????? YOU FUCKEN PRICK!!!! YOU SELFISH DUMBASS MAN!!!! I only suck dick for money!
VV: I’ll suck an old fat guys cock, but I’m not sucking yours!!!!!!

John: But you just said we are “friends”???

VV: No darling, we’re only “friends”… like as I’ll call you when I need you… “friends” Not the kind that will suck your dick friends.

John: Oh I didn’t know there was another type of friends…

VV: Grrrrrrr.... YOU’RE SUCH A SELFISH BASTARD!!!!!

John: Well what if I paid you to suck my cock?

VV: Well in that case, sure!

John: Ok, so let me get this straight, you can use me for my services and not cross the line of friendship, but I can’t use yours?

VV: Exactly! Now you’re getting it John! Good boy!

VV: Now jump.... roll over.... sit.... good boy!!!

VV: You're such a good boy!
You probably jerk off to the thought of VV squirtin ya right between the eyeballs and then laughing at your dumbass ness.
 

Cosmo

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Could this be tit for tat posting in reply to VeeVee`s Selfish Bastard thread???

Is this VeeVee`s selfish bastard making a reply?

What is Chilli saying? That VeeVee is a manipulative whore?

Oh man... where`s the popcorn!

 
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.leonardo

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VV: Hi John, it’s VV!

John: Who????

VV: VV, remember your good friend… the one who does you favors all of the time?

John: What????

VV: Silly boy, lol… I’ve never really done you a favor but I’m the friend who calls men for favors because she likes to play the poor helpless female role when she needs something.

John: Oh, yah – I know you. I know a lot of women just like you.

VV: hehe, but I’m special right?

John: Yah sure…

VV: Listen John I need to use you, errrrrr sorry my mistake hehe, I need a favor…

John: Sure and I need a blow job.

VV: WHAT????????? YOU FUCKEN PRICK!!!! YOU SELFISH DUMBASS MAN!!!! I only suck dick for money!
VV: I’ll suck an old fat guys cock, but I’m not sucking yours!!!!!!

John: But you just said we are “friends”???

VV: No darling, we’re only “friends”… like as I’ll call you when I need you… “friends” Not the kind that will suck your dick friends.

John: Oh I didn’t know there was another type of friends…

VV: Grrrrrrr.... YOU’RE SUCH A SELFISH BASTARD!!!!!

John: Well what if I paid you to suck my cock?

VV: Well in that case, sure!

John: Ok, so let me get this straight, you can use me for my services and not cross the line of friendship, but I can’t use yours?

VV: Exactly! Now you’re getting it John! Good boy!

VV: Now jump.... roll over.... sit.... good boy!!!

VV: You're such a good boy!
LOL.........Now that's funny.
 

HeMadeMeDoIt

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Could this be tit for tat posting in reply to VeeVee`s Selfish Bastard thread???

Is this VeeVee`s selfish bastard making a reply?

What is Chilli saying? That VeeVee is a manipulative whore?

Oh man... where`s the popcorn!


I think whore is pretty much a given :D

You have to admit though as funny and tongue in cheek as this is it accurately demonstrates the situation. She`s ok with getting favours but has a hard time with giving them.
 

erotic_exotica

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Oh shit! Does that mean everytime I ask my teacher for extra help (favour), I should automatically get on me knees? Damn, why didn't someone tell me before my last exam. :eek:

Get a grip guys (hehehehe) thats not how it work in REAL life. If it did there would be no need for sp's. hahaha keep dreaming. :D
 

SeekSteadyRegSP

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VV: Hi John, it’s VV!


VV: Listen John I need to use you, errrrrr sorry my mistake hehe, I need a favor…

John: Sure and I need a blow job.

VV: WHAT????????? YOU FUCKEN PRICK!!!! YOU SELFISH DUMBASS MAN!!!! I only suck dick for money!

John: But you just said we are “friends”???

VV: No darling, we’re only “friends”… like as I’ll call you when I need you… “friends” Not the kind that will suck your dick friends.

John: Oh I didn’t know there was another type of friends…

VV: Grrrrrrr.... YOU’RE SUCH A SELFISH BASTARD!!!!!




This is great, but you forgot to add that she broadcast the highlighted lines on CJOR and in french on the french FM station as well as on Commercial Drive via megaphone at 4:30pm.
 

erotic_exotica

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Well given the fact that there are so many selfish people in the world it should be expected to be said or asked for, not much surprises me anymore. Would I do it? Well I thought of doing the cable man when he hooked up our internet, but he also wasn't asking for it although he was pretty flirty. Which reminds me we do have an electrical problem .... who to call???
:D lovin it!
 

.leonardo

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Called up a friend the other day for help hanging a chandelier. While he was over he told me he was going to make a cover for my electrical panel as well. Um, okay i said..a little confused with his random generosity. Anyway, he comes back the next day, screws the panel in & asks me if I can help him with his tax return. I told him no problem.

Occupation: Accountant.
Specialization: Personal and corporate tax planning


Called up a friend the other day for help hanging a chandelier. While he was over he told me he was going to make a cover for my electrical panel as well. Um, okay i said..a little confused with his random generosity. Anyway, he comes back the next day, screws the panel in & asks for a bj. I told him no but i'll gladly pay. He got all bent outta shape & left pouting. What is up with that?! Is that the sperm retention disorder that Vanessa Kelly talks about..the male version of pms?

Occupation: Escort
Specialization: ……………………………
 

Krustee

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VV: Hi John, it’s VV!

John: Who????
chilli do you always have to be a pompous prick to other people?

This issue was'nt even worth replying to.

:rolleyes:
 

chilli

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chilli do you always have to be a pompous prick to other people?

This issue was'nt even worth replying to.

:rolleyes:

It's a joke, get over yourself.

And the fact that I'm right, doesn't make me a pompus prick, it just makes me right.
 

chilli

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You don't understand the difference between a favour and a barter. I guess that makes you wrong.

Actually I'm right and the reason I'm right is every guy knows what I wrote is generally true.

Well at least the ones who haven't had their balls removed by a wife, former g/f or SO.
 
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