VV: Hi John, it’s VV!
John: Who????
VV: VV, remember your good friend… the one who does you favors all of the time?
John: What????
VV: Silly boy, lol… I’ve never really done you a favor but I’m the friend who calls men for favors because she likes to play the poor helpless female role when she needs something.
John: Oh, yah – I know you. I know a lot of women just like you.
VV: hehe, but I’m special right?
John: Yah sure…
VV: Listen John I need to use you, errrrrr sorry my mistake hehe, I need a favor…
John: Sure and I need a blow job.
VV: WHAT????????? YOU FUCKEN PRICK!!!! YOU SELFISH DUMBASS MAN!!!! I only suck dick for money!
VV: I’ll suck an old fat guys cock, but I’m not sucking yours!!!!!!
John: But you just said we are “friends”???
VV: No darling, we’re only “friends”… like as I’ll call you when I need you… “friends” Not the kind that will suck your dick friends.
John: Oh I didn’t know there was another type of friends…
VV: Grrrrrrr.... YOU’RE SUCH A SELFISH BASTARD!!!!!
John: Well what if I paid you to suck my cock?
VV: Well in that case, sure!
John: Ok, so let me get this straight, you can use me for my services and not cross the line of friendship, but I can’t use yours?
VV: Exactly! Now you’re getting it John! Good boy!
VV: Now jump.... roll over.... sit.... good boy!!!
VV: You're such a good boy!
John: Who????
VV: VV, remember your good friend… the one who does you favors all of the time?
John: What????
VV: Silly boy, lol… I’ve never really done you a favor but I’m the friend who calls men for favors because she likes to play the poor helpless female role when she needs something.
John: Oh, yah – I know you. I know a lot of women just like you.
VV: hehe, but I’m special right?
John: Yah sure…
VV: Listen John I need to use you, errrrrr sorry my mistake hehe, I need a favor…
John: Sure and I need a blow job.
VV: WHAT????????? YOU FUCKEN PRICK!!!! YOU SELFISH DUMBASS MAN!!!! I only suck dick for money!
VV: I’ll suck an old fat guys cock, but I’m not sucking yours!!!!!!
John: But you just said we are “friends”???
VV: No darling, we’re only “friends”… like as I’ll call you when I need you… “friends” Not the kind that will suck your dick friends.
John: Oh I didn’t know there was another type of friends…
VV: Grrrrrrr.... YOU’RE SUCH A SELFISH BASTARD!!!!!
John: Well what if I paid you to suck my cock?
VV: Well in that case, sure!
John: Ok, so let me get this straight, you can use me for my services and not cross the line of friendship, but I can’t use yours?
VV: Exactly! Now you’re getting it John! Good boy!
VV: Now jump.... roll over.... sit.... good boy!!!
VV: You're such a good boy!