Okay, so here I am stuck...bored..money to burn, with a helluvan itch.
Once upon a time, any of the fine strip clubs in Toronto would have provided the outlet I need. There was always a girl willing to please.
Can't do that here in Alberta though...'cept for maybe Pierre's in Edmonton. Heck of a drive though from Red Deer.
But there is an MP here. Can anyone equate it to a great lap dance experience? In general, of course. I've never been to Gentle Touch and in a low traffic area reviews are scarce on the ground.
What to expect? Is it have the fun my general and two colonels are trying to convince me it is?
Once upon a time, any of the fine strip clubs in Toronto would have provided the outlet I need. There was always a girl willing to please.
Can't do that here in Alberta though...'cept for maybe Pierre's in Edmonton. Heck of a drive though from Red Deer.
But there is an MP here. Can anyone equate it to a great lap dance experience? In general, of course. I've never been to Gentle Touch and in a low traffic area reviews are scarce on the ground.
What to expect? Is it have the fun my general and two colonels are trying to convince me it is?