Talk about taking one for the team. I was really looking to get laid the other day, but things were bleek: I needed an appointment right away and there were no SPs with good reviews that I was interested in available. Against my better judgment I decided to give Tiana a try even though there was no photos of her. The agency rep said I wouldn't be disappointed.
My apprehension lasted exactly as long as it took for her to greet me at the door. She was so gorgeous that I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Little did I know I had died and gone to hell.
We exchanged pleasantries, I was relieved of my donation to the food bank, and the service was proceeding just fine with a fairly good back massage until she turned me over to give me a hand job. While mechanically stroking me she revealed that she never provides the full meal deal and that speaking the word "affection", let alone showing any visible signs of it, was an indictable offense. All you get is a hand job and CBJ.
What really gets me is that I paid the same price for a pathetic blow job as I would have paid for a thorough romp in the sack. I guess I should have made her list her services before we started going, but I hate that way of getting started and I had assumed that at if you pay for hamburger at a place like SU you get a hamburger (even if it is cold), not a lousy piece of damp toast.
YMMVBIWBALOMTIW*
*your mileage may vary but i would bet a lot of money that it won't
My apprehension lasted exactly as long as it took for her to greet me at the door. She was so gorgeous that I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Little did I know I had died and gone to hell.
We exchanged pleasantries, I was relieved of my donation to the food bank, and the service was proceeding just fine with a fairly good back massage until she turned me over to give me a hand job. While mechanically stroking me she revealed that she never provides the full meal deal and that speaking the word "affection", let alone showing any visible signs of it, was an indictable offense. All you get is a hand job and CBJ.
What really gets me is that I paid the same price for a pathetic blow job as I would have paid for a thorough romp in the sack. I guess I should have made her list her services before we started going, but I hate that way of getting started and I had assumed that at if you pay for hamburger at a place like SU you get a hamburger (even if it is cold), not a lousy piece of damp toast.
YMMVBIWBALOMTIW*
*your mileage may vary but i would bet a lot of money that it won't
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