Worst Hand Job Ever????

formerhjfan

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I couldn’t help but notice all the good reviews that Miss T gets on here, so I couldn’t resist booking a session.

It was fairly easy to make all the arrangements. What I really love is getting a good hand job. For some reason I actually prefer it to FS. :)

Things seemed to go fairly well at the beginning. Miss T’s apartment was nice. I was offered some water, and there was some soft music playing – Dildo I think. Her “Life for Rent" album. Miss T was very sexily dressed. She apologized for her lack of panties. I said that was okay. She then invited me on to her bed. :D

Then things got a little strange. First she got out a long bar with hooks at both end., and then produced these cuff like things which she put around my ankles and then clipped them to the bar. My legs were spread wide – which I didn’t mind, although I was thinking to myself “I’ve never had this kind of preparation for a hand job before.” Things didn't get any clearer when she put on the latex gloves. :confused:

Next she got out some rope, and proceeded to tie my wrists to either side of the bed. “Wow”, I thought to myself, “She really does take her handjobs seriously.” Then came the cloth pegs. She attached about 6 to my cock and balls. “Gee”, I thought, “I wonder if this will make the handjob even more enjoyable than normal. Perhaps this is some sort of secret technique that she learned when she was in India.” :confused: :confused:

Before I knew it she was on top of me, looking deeply into my eyes. “You want a handjob for me?” she said. “Yes,” I said. “You really want a hand job from me?”. I was confused. “Of couse”, I said. “Okay then. If that is what you want, that is what you shall get.”

She got off, and sat on the side of the bed. She lifted up my cock at its base in one hand, and with the other she started whacking it. And then she started say to me “Five dolla, make you holla. I giva the best handjob in the city. Five dolla make you holla.”

I knew there was some kind of thing that someone could say to make everything stop. I knew it was a colour, but which one? Pink? No. Blue? No. Black? No. Red? Yes… red. That’s what it was. Red, red red, I squealed…..

I was only glad I didn’t ask for a blow job. :eek:

I would guess that many guys would love to get a handjob from Miss T. Well, from my experience I can honestly say that her handjobs are very poor. In fact, I think they are pathetic - obviously not part of Miss T's skill set. Thus, I could only honestly give a 1.5 for that service.

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S 1.5
A 10
 
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JustCallMeR

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-- EDIT NOTE: WRITTEN WHILE HALF ASLEEP AND DEFINITELY STUPID! BUT THE CORE OF WHAT I ORIGINALLY SAID IS STILL HERE. --

... I have REAL trouble believing this particular review. HJ's from Miss T? And one thing that she was really good at was reading what turned on each particular people. This sure doesn't match. And the talk was always intelligent and hot, and this sure doesn't sound like her! And only one post from this perbite?

I'm sorry but NO WAY.
 
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Histerical!

Oh my god, I laughed so hard I nearly cried.

HJ (Hand job)? CBT (Cock & Ball Torture)? Sometimes I get them confused...maybe I'm working too much these days *smile*.

I did make you holla tho.

Too funny. Thanks for the laugh.

Anybody else want a special Miss T HJ? C'mon...

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edmontonsubbie

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uh...Edmonton.
...that was such a well written review and freaking hilarious to read. What a breath of fresh air...some people just take themselves far too seriously. Of course, I am sure they are very serious and important people.

Ahhhh....the day has ended....the weather is fine...my baby exceeded my expectations for the work week (i pay monday's)....and I do believe I will have a beer...oh shit..wait...I have to go buy some stain...frick!

Have a great day each and all,

eddie.
 

PuntMeister

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Frankly, I appreciate a little courage with the whole LAS thingy. Not the type of latex moment I would sign up for either. But the bon-dage sounded purdy good.

Welcome formerhjfan and poster of 1. Punt-on and post again dude.
 

formerhjfan

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-- EDIT NOTE: WRITTEN WHILE HALF ASLEEP AND DEFINITELY STUPID! BUT THE CORE OF WHAT I ORIGINALLY SAID IS STILL HERE. --

... I have REAL trouble believing this particular review. HJ's from Miss T? And one thing that she was really good at was reading what turned on each particular people. This sure doesn't match. And the talk was always intelligent and hot, and this sure doesn't sound like her! And only one post from this perbite?

I'm sorry but NO WAY.
Call me a reverse shill if you want, but I'm stickin' to my story. :p

I feel I need to warn everyone here on perb.

fhjf
 

formerhjfan

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Frankly, I appreciate a little courage with the whole LAS thingy. Not the type of latex moment I would sign up for either. But the bon-dage sounded purdy good.

Welcome formerhjfan and poster of 1. Punt-on and post again dude.

Thanks Puntmeister. I do feel it took a lot of courage to make the post, and I don't feel that's really been recognized. :) I thought about it for days, but just felt I had to for the sake of all the other perbites. I feel it was a form of community service. :D

Sure, if it had been bondage I would have scored at:

L 10
S 10
A 10

fhjf
 

formerhjfan

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If you go to see a Dominatrix please expect to be "bruised".... :eek:

van '92
Yes... but I thought Miss T would be different.

I guess she was. ;)

I have to say that I am way more that "bruised". Because of my experience with Miss T I don't think I'll have another hj ever again! Honestly! Seriously!

fhjf
 

buddha2

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Fun

is the point, no? I'm totally into laughing and joking when I play. sometimes it costs me (last week Ms. Sophia gave me a new name/title - Sammi - for Smartassedmasochist...). Anyway, a very funny thread, hope we see more...
 
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