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All hail! CLM/Stephanie Drama Queen

Creole Lady Marmalade

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After being promoted from lowly Jam Princess to Drama Queen,:rolleyes: I'm currently accepting nominations and applications for positions in the Royal Court. Please post your resume detailing any special talents or skills you have. There are many positions to be filled but only qualified individuals will be notified. All the other applicants will suffer a slow, wet public flogging (time and venue to be announced) with TTT's and Indy Isabelle's boobs.
 

BC_Boy

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After being promoted from lowly Jam Princess to Drama Queen,:rolleyes: I'm currently accepting nominations and applications for positions in the Royal Court. Please post your resume detailing any special talents or skills you have. There are many positions to be filled but only qualified individuals will be notified. All the other applicants will suffer a slow, wet public flogging (time and venue to be announced) with TTT's and Indy Isabelle's boobs.
Huh? cum again.....
 

IQof10

The One and Only
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All the other applicants will suffer a slow, wet public flogging (time and venue to be announced) with TTT's and Indy Isabelle's boobs.
This doesn’t sound like punishment to me. Where do I apply? :D
 

HeMadeMeDoIt

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More like a cry for attention!
 
Feb 16, 2004
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A part of Drama Queen's court

After being promoted from lowly Jam Princess to Drama Queen,:rolleyes: I'm currently accepting nominations and applications for positions in the Royal Court. Please post your resume detailing any special talents or skills you have. There are many positions to be filled but only qualified individuals will be notified. All the other applicants will suffer a slow, wet public flogging (time and venue to be announced) with TTT's and Indy Isabelle's boobs.
Your Highness, Nookie Monster will be submitting an application for any royal "openings" for your Royal Court. While he lacks in experience, he makes up for in energy and enthusiasm. Perhaps some kindly Perberts would nominate me also ;)

Thank you for your consideration,

Nookie Monster
Jester-in-training
Hopeful candidate
 

myselftheother

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Your Highness, Nookie Monster will be submitting an application for any royal "openings" for your Royal Court. While he lacks in experience, he makes up for in energy and enthusiasm. Perhaps some kindly Perberts would nominate me also ;)

Thank you for your consideration,

Nookie Monster
Jester-in-training
Hopeful candidate
Nookie can jest... but I'd be happy to be your fool!
 

TotallyTouchin

TOTALLY TOUCHABLE
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Now Look What You Dun Did Mr.e

I'm a knight apparently :rolleyes:

I nominate Hatrick as king or Perb :cool:

You created a monster by nominating this nutball as our DRAMA QUEEN:D .....you know we ALL THINK it BUT DAMN we use our INSIDE voices for that stuff:D

So now what...Izz and I are the "Titties in waiting" for you now girl...punishing the villagers with DDs (me) and if they're REALLY bad her E's?? And then...when you really go bonkers...they get us BOTH??

Maybe if King Hatrick takes you in the royal perb chariot(pooner cruiser) and gives you a good pounding at the POONER PALACE for a green then you'll chill out. Till then...watch out!

Damn...you rule with an iron..sorry..GOLD PLATED pussy gurl..shoot.;)
 

LaCreme

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IN YOUR WALLET
[n...you rule with an iron..sorry..GOLD PLATED pussy gurl..shoot.;)[/QUOTE]

"platine" and diaman Plated pussy right here! lol :D
 

georgebushmoron

jus call me MR. President
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CLM:

In this, my Sovereign, thy royal court of Drama, I to thee the position of Court Jester do humbly submit my services. Oh Queen of Unspeakable Pleasures! I offer my supplications to thy Throne only so that I may cling to the hem of thy robe and extol thy Virtues and pronounce thee Queen of the realm. Might thou then bestow upon my chambers nightly the delights of Isabella's ample bosoms? My ears await the sound of thy voice.
 
Feb 16, 2004
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CLM:

In this, my Sovereign, thy royal court of Drama, I to thee the position of Court Jester do humbly submit my services. Oh Queen of Unspeakable Pleasures! I offer my supplications to thy Throne only so that I may cling to the hem of thy robe and extol thy Virtues and pronounce thee Queen of the realm. Might thou then bestow upon my chambers nightly the delights of Isabella's ample bosoms? My ears await the sound of thy voice.
I respectfully withdraw my stake in position of Court Jester as GBM has pronounced his intentions to service his mistresses, Queen of Drama and partake in the lashings of Isabella's bountious bosums.

At this time, my interest shall be to bestowed the title of Man Without Hats and to be tasked with protecting the many plebian warriors whose attempts to publish their new adventures are met with scorn and disgust by the so called Shill Police of Nottingham.

Nookie Monster
 

georgebushmoron

jus call me MR. President
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mr.e

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You created a monster by nominating this nutball as our DRAMA QUEEN:D .....you know we ALL THINK it BUT DAMN we use our INSIDE voices for that stuff:D

So now what...Izz and I are the "Titties in waiting" for you now girl...punishing the villagers with DDs (me) and if they're REALLY bad her E's?? And then...when you really go bonkers...they get us BOTH??

Maybe if King Hatrick takes you in the royal perb chariot(pooner cruiser) and gives you a good pounding at the POONER PALACE for a green then you'll chill out. Till then...watch out!

Damn...you rule with an iron..sorry..GOLD PLATED pussy gurl..shoot.;)
I wish you hadn't of posted that. This will only anger the the Queen

**mr.e runs away and hides**
 

Creole Lady Marmalade

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Dec 20, 2004
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So far a royal court shuffle

I wish you hadn't of posted that. This will only anger the the Queen

**mr.e runs away and hides**
No brave knight would fear their Royal Highness. Since you've shown to have an interest in posting, whether or not people listen, you shall now be known only as Peasant SCRIBE.

Sir Nookie Monster and Sir GBM are now formally knighted and will now join the upper ranks of the Royal Court.
 
Feb 16, 2004
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Thank you for the honour, My Queen

I am deeply honoured for such pletitudes and pledge to stand in the way of injustice shown by the Shill cryers in your realm as long as my fingers can tappity tap tap tap.

Sir Nookie
Man Without Hat
Lord of my Castle
 

mr.e

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No brave knight would fear their Royal Highness. Since you've shown to have an interest in posting, whether or not people listen, you shall now be known only as Peasant SCRIBE.

Sir Nookie Monster and Sir GBM are now formally knighted and will now join the upper ranks of the Royal Court.
Peasant in disguise beaches and now watch your thrown and your weak knights DQ cause you never know what an Ace has up his sleeve :eek:

***the Ace of perb throws a smoke bomb on the ground and then magically disappears***
 
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