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georgebushmoron

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Did it ever occur to you that colognes and perfumes worn by men and women, presumably for the reason of attracting the opposite sex, do not have odors that have anything to do with sex? What I mean is, isn't it a little strange that, for example, a woman's perfume smells like flowers but not pussy? However, animals are attracted sexually to other animals based on sex - for instance, male dogs get very horny when they smell a bitch in heat. Should then not cologne made for human males smell like sperm?
 

kalel

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i don't know much about dogs but i'm pretty sure a bitch in heat doesn't smell like pussy. i'm guessing it's the pheromones. therefore a male cologne should not smell like sperm, but rather the smell that a high testosterone male would have. now that i think about it, i have a buddy who swears his game is better when he's on a cycle almost like women can sense it. maybe there's some truth to that.
 

georgebushmoron

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Speaking of attracting females via pheromones then would it make sense that male cologne smelled like sweaty testicles?
 

HeMadeMeDoIt

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Find one that smells like money and you'll have all the tail you can handle.
;)
FUnny u mention it, I always wondered why perfumes were for the most part made in France not switzerland.
 

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Sonny

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Geez, GBM, you must be really bored these days!

Money is the biggest aphrodisiac with power and fame keeping pace.

Perfumes, colognes, etc. for me are a total waste. I hate them on women and on me. Just the natural scent of a clean body fresh from the shower, with no smelly soap use - there's the ticket, thanks.
 

Quarter Mile'r

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Did it ever occur to you that colognes and perfumes worn by men and women, presumably for the reason of attracting the opposite sex, do not have odors that have anything to do with sex? What I mean is, isn't it a little strange that, for example, a woman's perfume smells like flowers but not pussy? However, animals are attracted sexually to other animals based on sex - for instance, male dogs get very horny when they smell a bitch in heat. Should then not cologne made for human males smell like sperm?
And do you know what one of the major ingredients of women's perfume
is?

Part of the placenta from child birth goes into making perfumes.

Now figure that? :eek:

.............QM'r
 

georgebushmoron

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Part of the placenta from child birth goes into making perfumes.

Now figure that? :eek:

.............QM'r
Hell why not! Nothing is more arousing to a red-blooded male than the smell of an abortion.
 

LonelyGhost

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1. women are attracted to 'chromosomes' ... turns out women can
actually 'smell' whether our immune system is genetically different
from their's and the bigger the difference, the more attractive we
are 'genetically' speaking.

2. woman are attracted to high testosterone (in our sweat) just
before ovulation ... but attracted to low testosterone when ovulating ...
in other words, 3/4's of the time they want the high testosterone
bad boys, and the other 1/4 of the time they want the meek dude
to stay around and raise the kiddies.

3. why the 'first kiss' matters ... our saliva contains testosterone
and so when we kiss, women get a dose of it which is, after all,
a sex hormone ...

4. men are less attracted to scent than looks ... classic hour glass
shape is still the most attractive 'genetically' as is 'youth' ... its all
about the ability to successfully 'breed'.

5. most perfumes contain mare estrogen which men are attracted
to because it fools us into thinking the woman is 'ovulating' and
therefore we can 'breed' and pass on our genetic junk (this IS the
purpose of sex!) ...

So its not how you smell that counts, its what you smell that matters.
 

furball8

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all this leads into my worst pick up line ever, "You smell good enough to roll in!" Hasn't worked once, but its got some laughs.
 

bartendr

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Money is the biggest aphrodisiac with power and fame keeping pace.
"First you get the money. Then when you get the money , you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get the women."

Tony Montana
 

georgebushmoron

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festealth

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Money is the biggest aphrodisiac with power and fame keeping pace.
time to rub on paper money, battery fluid, and the latest tabloid magazines, lol:cool:
 

schizo_man

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And do you know what one of the major ingredients of women's perfume
is?

Part of the placenta from child birth goes into making perfumes.

Now figure that? :eek:

.............QM'r
placenta is NOT used in making perfumes, these are the sources:

Plant sources

Plants have long been used in perfumery as a source of essential oils and aroma compounds. These aromatics are usually secondary metabolites produced by plants as protection against herbivores, infections, as well as to attract pollinators. Plants are by far the largest source of fragrant compounds used in perfumery. The sources of these compounds may be derived from various parts of a plant. A plant can offer more than one source of aromatics, for instance the aerial portions and seeds of coriander have remarkably different odors from each other. Orange leaves, blossoms, and fruit zest are the respective sources of petit grain, neroli, and orange oils.

* Bark: Commonly used barks includes cinnamon and cascarilla. The fragrant oil in sassafras root bark is also used either directly or purified for its main constituent, safrole, which is used in the synthesis of other fragrant compounds such as helional.
* Flowers and blossoms: Undoubtedly the largest source of aromatics. Includes the flowers of several species of rose and jasmine, as well as osmanthus, mimosa, tuberose, as well as the blossoms of citrus and ylang-ylang trees. Although not traditionally thought of as a flower, the unopened flower buds of the clove are also commonly used. Orchid flowers are not commercially used to produce essential oils or absolutes, except in the case of vanilla, an orchid, which must be pollinated first and made into seed pods before use in perfumery.
* Fruits: Fresh fruits such as apples, strawberries, cherries unfortunately do not yield the expected odors when extracted; if such fragrance notes are found in a perfume, they are synthetic. Notable exceptions include litsea cubeba, vanilla, and juniper berry. The most commonly used fruits yield their aromatics from the rind; they include citrus such as oranges, lemons, limes, and grapefruit.
* Leaves and twigs: Commonly used for perfumery are lavender leaf, patchouli, sage, violets, rosemary, and citrus leaves. Sometimes leaves are valued for the "green" smell they bring to perfumes, examples of this include hay and tomato leaf.
* Resins: Valued since antiquity, resins have been widely used in incense and perfumery. Highly fragrant and antiseptic resins and resin-containing perfumes have been used by many cultures as medicines for a large variety of ailments. Commonly used resins in perfumery include labdanum, frankincense/olibanum, myrrh, Peru balsam, gum benzoin. Pine and fir resins are a particularly valued source of terpenes used in the organic synthesis of many other synthetic or naturally occurring aromatic compounds. Some of what is called amber and copal in perfumery today is the resinous secretion of fossil conifers.
* Roots, rhizomes and bulbs: Commonly used terrestrial portions in perfumery include iris rhizomes, vetiver roots, various rhizomes of the ginger family.
* Seeds: Commonly used seeds include tonka bean, coriander, caraway, cocoa, nutmeg, mace, cardamom, and anise.
* Woods: Highly important in providing the base notes to a perfume, wood oils and distillates are indispensable in perfumery. Commonly used woods include sandalwood, rosewood, agarwood, birch, cedar, juniper, and pine.

Animal sources

* Ambergris: Lumps of oxidized fatty compounds, whose precursors were secreted and expelled by the Sperm Whale. Ambergris is commonly referred as "amber" in perfumery and should not be confused with yellow amber, which is used in jewelry.
* Castoreum: Obtained from the odorous sacs of the North American beaver.
* Civet: Also called Civet Musk, this is obtained from the odorous sacs of the civets, animals in the family Viverridae, related to the Mongoose.
* Honeycomb: Distilled from the honeycomb of the Honeybee.
* Musk: Originally derived from the musk sacs from the Asian musk deer, it has now been replaced by the use of synthetic musks.

Other natural sources

* Lichens: Commonly used lichen includes oakmoss and treemoss thalli.
* "Seaweed": Distillates are sometimes used as essential oil in perfumes. An example of a commonly used seaweed is Fucus vesiculosus, which is commonly referred to as bladder wrack. Natural seaweed fragrances are rarely used due to their higher cost and lower potency than synthetics.
 

schizo_man

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however, according to http://serenityacresnm.com/pmu.htm "Premarin (also included are Prempro, Premphase, Prempac and Premelle) are drugs made up of concentrated estrogens collected from the urine of pregnant mares. These are distributed in many forms pills, creams, injections, patches and vaginal rings."

birth control pills are the most common use of the collected urine.
 

yummy_loni

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Pheromones...........yes that the answer !!

:D It is most concentrated on women during ovulation....... 10-15 days after her period, when most likely to get pregnate......You guys are so funny.
 

yummy_loni

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Pheromones...........yes that is the answer !!

:D It is most concentrated on women during ovulation....... 10-15 days after her period, when most likely to get pregnate......You guys are so funny.
 
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