Marriage

Lesbian Hunter

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You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead.
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At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you
wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other women replied, "Yes I am, I married the wrong man."
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A lady inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Husband wanted". Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
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When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.
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A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished.
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A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
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Young son: Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her? Dad: That happens in every country, son.
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Then there was a woman who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and by then it was too late."
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Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
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If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.
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Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life
thinking they had no faults at all.
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You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to go out with the boys on Wednesday nights, and so does she.
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Husband: Want a quickie?
Wife: As opposed to what?
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First guy: "My wife's an angel!"
Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
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Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are attractive to the opposite sex
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The husband had just finished his book "Man of the house." He stormed into the house and walked directly up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of this house, and my word is law!" I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you're going to draw me my bath so I can relax. And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?

His wife replied, "The funeral director."
 

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The husband had just finished his book "Man of the house." He stormed into the house and walked directly up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of this house, and my word is law!" I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you're going to draw me my bath so I can relax. And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?

His wife replied, "The funeral director."
The sequel to that is ...the wife says let me put on your pants and you can put on mine... Wife slides in hubby's pant with room to spare, Hubby struggles and says "I can't get into your pants" And she says " THAT"S RIGHT, and unless YOU change YOUR attitude, you'll NEVER get into my pants"

PS Bin Thar Done Dat :(
 

georgebushmoron

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Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
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I was married once, long ago. I can tell you the above quote is not quite right. Marriage shuts down the imagination. Why? Because marriage as a contract or agreement between two people provides a perceived security. That kind of security is the death of love because love does not survive that way but by the moment-to-moment appreciation of the other person. When there is that moment-to-moment appreciation, the imagination is freed and the heart exalted. This kind of security, the security through the marriage contract is thus the death of imagination. The only kind of security worthwhile in a relationship is the one that comes from a deeper love and knowledge of the beloved's inner person. The other kind of security, the contract through marriage, wraps up with it expectations that few people could ever meet.
 

HeMadeMeDoIt

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Feb 12, 2004
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Why is divorce so expensive?

BECAUSE ITS WORTH IT!
 

LaCreme

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IN YOUR WALLET
where did you get those quote from.. i am just curious..?
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

it must be true..
 
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