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Paris is Liberated!

georgebushmoron

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America's darling party girl debutante and elite socialite and drunkard, Paris Hilton, walked from that horrible wrenching hospital jail housed with commoners, doctors, nurses, lawyers, police, and other civilian low lives, and liberated!

Yours truly, one of her adoring fans who would eat the peanuts out of her shit like all her fans surely would, is overjoyed beyond tears! The future is sunny again! There is hope for mankind! May we hope once again to see Paris grace our television screens and magazines and bill boards, may we hope once again to see her million dollar pussy!

God bless you Paris Hilton! If I ever have a daughter, I will name her after you!
 

Quarter Mile'r

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Personally I don't follow the lives of our so called "socialites" but man
I gotta agree with ya about being a fan of hers in the fuck ya !!...........

Department ! :D

What a hotty !!


..............QM'r
 

Mr Blonde

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GBM does...obviously

seriously though. they should have had her sentence served in general population. it would have made for an interesting autobiography. if she ever made it out.
 

curmudgeon

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Nope. NBC was going to interview her and pay a million for exclusive interview rights, but they backed off.

She will be interviewing with Larry King, but they're not paying her for it.
 

CJ Tylers

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What I like is that she found God while in there (was he/she ever lost?), and she came to realize that the media manipulated her to create a sensational story at every turn.

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Can someone slap that crazy bitch upside the head? Who's the one trying to solicit interviews? Who's the one that intentionally puts herself on tv, in oddball spots, behind the wheel while drunk and with a suspended license? And who the heck finds God in 2 weeks?
 

Randy Whorewald

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I hear Paris has an itchy pussy?

 
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I don't know about you guys, but if I could earn a million bucks just for showing up at a party, I'd be a very happy person!! I think she is much smarter than she lets on.
 

LaCreme

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she dont care what people think about her.. she is rich. she could do the hell she want.. move on attention to me plz:D
 
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