A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some pepper.
"Black pepper, or white pepper?" asked the concierge.
"Toilette pepper!"
Years ago we were staying at a hotel in Milan and it was friggin cold. I called the front desk and asked if we could have some heat. The desk clerk said "Heat, some heat?" I replied "Yes we would like some heat." To which he responded "No no, no restaraunt."