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things I swear Ill do before I die

tianna

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1) get a couple tatoos

2) jump out of a plane

3) build a big bonfire out in the middle of nowhere build a big sling shot.. fill water baloons with goasoline and let her ripp!

4) travell to as many red light districts I can.... Im just fascinated

5) Finish my degree

6) Pick up hitch hikers

7) Learn how to put oil in my car :)

8) Have some babies

9) buy a pot belly pig and some horses

10) learn a few languages



Things I will never do again


1) bungee jump

2) Tell police officers to go f*** them selves

3) smack talk randoms to randoms

4) go to playland.. forget to wear shorts.. instead of a dress and no panties.. and pull a britney

5) hmm can't think of more right now

whats on your lists ????
 

CJ Tylers

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1. Go back in time to playland, to when a girl forgot to wear shorts and wore a short skirt with no panties instead...


Um...as for the rest...I'm too fascinated by the thoughts of the first to even contemplate them...
 
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Things i wanna do before i die
1) i wanna bang twins sisters
2) I wanna bang mother daughter
3) Be a porn star
4) Travel the world
5) Tattoo
6) play on competive hockey team
7) laser hair removal
8) threesome with tianna and euro szabina
9) sex with paris hilton bareback
Im sure there's more but cant think of any right now
 
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alyb

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hmmm....

-have at least 2 degrees, maybe 1-2 other dabbles into other classes and educational pursuits...

-dance at a stag so i can say i lived my exhibitionist dream (the other stuff has not counted!)

-have sex in front of an open hotel window

-run outside in a bikini in a cold spring rain

-sing really bad with my car windows down and NOT care

-pick up a dorky guy at a bar

-write to Jake Gyllenhaal and let him my know he is my fantasy man of 2007 (sorry Andy Roddick, you were soooo 2 years ago)

- travel the world and do a humanitarian deed in each place

-smack George Bush in the face and tell him he's going to be getting anal from Satan

-Have a threesome, all girls!
 

87112

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1. NHL Skating ability

2. date a beautiful Asian flight attendant-those tight uniforms and hair in a bun is so so sexy!!

3. own a bmw 3 series

4. fix my karma so I dont have to come back.
 

georgebushmoron

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Things I will never do again

4) go to playland.. forget to wear shorts.. instead of a dress and no panties.. and pull a britney
I wish you'd do that again! And again and again and again!

Tell us all, what happened when you did that??
 

dipitydoo

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1. Have sex on airplane bathroom
2. Have sex under an apple tree
3. Have sex in the ocean
4. Have sex with Eros Ramasotti ( I will always love you)
5 Have sex on a bike
6. Have sex on my balcony in day light
7. Have sex in Africa on top of a male lion
8. Have sex with a Pirate
9. Have sex with a midgit
10. Bite my assz :D

That's all comes to my mind right now
Szabina I can help you with numbers:
1. (but I'd rather it be just on an airplane, those lavatories are gross... but if you insist we can do it)
2. No problem
3. No problem, even here in Van
4. can't help you out
5. we can try!
6. I am definitely willing to make that one come true! How about Saturday?
7. First we have to get to Africa... we can take care of #1, then we'll talk
8. I have downloaded pirated music and movies, so I can also dress as a pirate and do it with you.
9. Can't help you out with the midget, but I'll stand on my knees and pretend
10. Yes please!

So, in all seriousness, are you up for any of these Szexy Szabina?
 

georgebushmoron

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1. Have sex on airplane bathroom
2. Have sex under an apple tree
3. Have sex in the ocean
4. Have sex with Eros Ramasotti ( I will always love you)
5 Have sex on a bike
6. Have sex on my balcony in day light
7. Have sex in Africa on top of a male lion
8. Have sex with a Pirate
9. Have sex with a midgit
10. Bite my assz :D

That's all comes to my mind right now
1. Done it.
2. Done it.
3. Done it.
4. Never, gross.
5. Done it. Bicycle and motorcycle.
6. Done it.
7. Are you kidding? Lion would rip you to shreds.
8. Butt pirate? Or real pirate? Don't you know that pirates are just the car thieves of the seas?
9. Never.
10. If you could do that, you'd be very very fat.
 

coca_cola_bj

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Love this thought provoking thread ... more what Perb was meant to be. As soon as I read Tianna's playland wearing dress no panties .... fantasy date thoughts started to develop .. read on and three guys have already shared the same idea ... Euro Zsabina has multiple volunteers ... again great fantasy date material to fulfill two or three of her desires. ... I just happen to be a short bike riding pirate that flies to my apple orchard filled estate by the ocean.

Ladies I swear I'll do before I die ... not in any particular order ....

Tianna , Zsabina, Miranda, Sandi Lane, Annie, Calgary Jenn, VV, CK, KD, Jxxx

Things I swear I'll do before I die ...

- Scuba dive

- African Safari

- trips to Egypt and Japan

- get picked up by alyb at a bar

Cheers !!
 

no3

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Things I'll do
1-Learn to play the guitar
2-Finish my book
3-Have another threesome (hopefully won't be the last thing...but if it is,what the hell)
4-Visit DisneyWorld and try to figure out why that place is the happiest place on the planet

Things I won't do
1-Jump out of a perfectly good airplane
2-Visit Parliament Hill and figure out why that place is the dumbest place on the planet (somethings are impossible to figure out, so why waste precious moments trying)
3-Live my life trying to save the world...hard enough trying to save yourself, let alone the corner of the world you live in.
 

georgebushmoron

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1. Fuck openly in a night club (again).
2. Become very rich.
3. Own a BMW 645 convertible in 3 years. Make it dark grey or titanium with a cream interior.

That's it.
 

saltypopsicle

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Great thread, after a great working night!

I made up a list of "things to do" (influenced by an older cousin) when I was 12, and some of them I've done, some of them ain't gonna happen ('meet princess diana'), and some of them I've added on to over the years.

DONE

-rode an elephant
-eaten ketchup & mustard ice cream
-had sex in the handicapped bathroom in La Guardia airport
-sang "Bohemian Rhapsody" during karoake night in a Montreal bar, can't remember the name but I do remember I sang quite badly. I'm sure many others remember that too.
-volunteered for the peace corp (very dangerous for women nowadays, but still a good cause)
-jumped out of a plane (landed a fair bit aways from the ground target into a farm with cows. the farmer complained later that his cows were so upset they wouldn't give milk. I offered to help him out in that matter, but...some people are so old fashioned!)

What's Left to Do:

-Ride a camel
-Visit Jim Morrisson's grave
-See what's left of the remaining Natural Wonders of the World
-See the space where John Lennon was shot (I know, that's morbid)
-Visit Angel Falls in Venezuala
-Swim in the Dead Sea

The rest is too personal, but i will say this: I will NEVER bungee jump. I believe in that law/suspicion that if something can go wrong, it will. Plus, I think it would hurt my boobs too much. They already hurt when I jump off the high-diving board at the local swimming pool here.

Salty
 

Thelyhi

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Up your V
Be a James Bond of the pooning Olympics.
Since I shag every color on the Olympic Flag.Now I seek to shag a woman in every country on Mother Earth.

Let the games begin!
 

tianna

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I was on one of those gravitation rides

I wish you'd do that again! And again and again and again!

Tell us all, what happened when you did that??

I tucked my dress from the back to the front between my legs and held on for dear life... :p Im not sure if anyone got a peek.. :eek: But it sure was a situation that I dont really want to live through again.. lol:)
 

coca_cola_bj

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Was at the exhibition with my gf ... went on the Rock & Roll which basically puts you upside down frequently while you roll around in a circle ... she wore a peasant dress and was well endowed ... everytime we went around her boobs came out and she had to hang on to her seat so she couldn't hold her top ... LMAO and gave the guys controlling the ride a good view !!!
 

SeekSteadyRegSP

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4) travel to as many red light districts I can.... Im just fascinated

Gee, this one intrigues me, and makes me believe that we could have quite an enjoyable (to me anyway) conversation on our views of such a dynamic business. I'd love to hear your viewpoints.

*** and this does not mean to imply that I've seen any major share of red light districts.
 

tianna

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well

I would like to try and work in many different places all over the world.. experience life through shoes alike
 

humanfly009

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1. Visit Every Continent in the world.
2. Bicycle across a Continent.
3. Obtain a PHD
4. Win a Marathon
5. Swim across a lake
6. Motocycle around the world.
7. Have sex.
8. Build a house.
9. Build a hotrod from the ground up.
10. Die wrestling with a full grown Lion.
 

butthole lover

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1)anal sex with tianna and szabina:D
2)learn a few more languages
3)travel the world
4)have sex on a chair lift
5)win the damn 649
6)more and more anal sex with tianna and szabina:)
 

SethBrundle

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1) Write a book.
2) Save someone’s life.
3) Become the UFC light heavy weight champion. :D
4) Travel
5) Kick George Bush in the nuts.:p
 
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