Signs that are misleading

amanut

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I was going for lunch with a co-worker yesterday and saw a sign on Rice Howard Way that cracked me up. “Full Service Dentistry” in a window on Scotia Place. My co-worker asked what was so funny. Obviously not a pooner so I had to keep it to myself. All through lunch I am thinking about them freezing you stiff combined with their idea of oral with a dam. Wonder if it’s covered by my plan? Ok, I have an odd sense of humour, but it’s had me chuckling for two days.

Cheers all.
 

Sir_frixalot

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I have a hygenist I wouldn't mind drilling, and those chairs could provide some interesting positions. Now I won't be able to hold still while she's polishing me... work it baby... looking for a nice thick pearly white string of...ah..um.. teeth? Maybe she will let me feel her 'cavity'..? Is it a coincidence that a teeth cleaning costs $280-320 bux...?
Who knew the dentist's could be such a foray of sexual innuendo... Hook up the n2o and get it on, ala Blue Velvet. Or sedate her and get her 'Kill Bill' style (remember the comatose Uma - admit it - you'd do her - IF ya had the balls to drive a PUSSY WAGON)...

THE PUSSY WAGON:
 

VanCan

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Was watching hockey with the family once, and my mother asked "What's CBJ?", referring to the Columbus Blue Jackets. I just about had a heart attck and choked on my drink.
 

wpgguy

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I was driving thru SASK a few weeks ago and passed a company that made truck parts etc. The logo on the building reads CIM. I almost drove off the road.:p
 

mookster

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Full Service

Co-op Gas Bars in Calgary offer Full Service Pumps... helps if you are a member!

M.
 

Sir_frixalot

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There is a very large oilfield service company:

BJ Services

The receptionist there MUST get paid more...

BJ Services Company is a leading provider of pressure pumping services worldwide.
 

Avery

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There is a very large oilfield service company:

BJ Services

The receptionist there MUST get paid more...

BJ Services Company is a leading provider of pressure pumping services worldwide.
I was going to post that, but you beat me to it, so here's one:

 

Tiffany

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Love this thread!!!

In GP there is Blackman's Sausage House and Shemann's Hairstyling!!!
 

mookster

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In Calgary

I drive by a pet salon on Bow Trail called Doggie Style!
And we can't forget Assman's Barber Shop and Salon in Marda Loop.
 

wpgguy

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Not a sign, but I heard a radio commercial for a gas station. They were giving out coupons for local greek restaurant with every fill-up, the tag line was "Get gas and we'll give you some great greek". :p

I had visions of naked gas jockeys for the rest of the day. :eek:
 

furball8

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Pet grooming shop on Ness. "Backdoor Grooming" LMFAO
 

wolverine

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My boss was recently talking about taking a trip to Greece. I just about spat out my coffee all over the meeting table.
 

furball8

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and of course we can't forget the famous Regina billboard with the missing comma can we? "Pork the one you love" Good advice.
 

taz

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I just love what the city of Edmonton is tell us to do.

MOE HIGH!!​

I'm going to have a hoot right now, then I'm gunna cut the grass.
 

1shiningstar

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My mother asked me how to find PERB (Public Employee Relations Board) on the net. I didn't know what to say to that one!

Grande Prairie also has an auto parts shop called Mr. Tranny
 

Stew

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There is a place on Broadway in Vancouver called WOT Travel. (For obvious reasons I have never stopped in).
 
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