Old ladies are cool

M1A

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My dog, Lili, is in heat. As fun as it is to clean up her little "stamps" she leaves every time she sits down, I decided to get her some diapers. The pet store was closed, so I went to the grocery store to get regular baby diapers. I stood there in the aisle, looking at the vast array of choices that lay before me, I realised that this was more complicated that originally anticipated. I couldn't do it alone. An old woman was pushing her buggy down the aisle toward me, browsing the ice-cream section, when I interrupted her with the question: "Do you know anything about diapers?" She kind of chuckled, with a grandmotherly flashback of hundreds of diapers she must have changed in her lifetime, as she answered, "Ooooh yes." I told her about my situation with Lili, and we started working together to figure out the size-weight ratio between babies and French Bulldogs, until we narrowed it down to a couple packages. "Well, I guess there is one way to find out..." I suggested, and she took the cue, "I'll make sure no one's watching, you open them up" So the old lady kept six for me as I opened the package to see if they would actually fit Lili. I decided that they would work, but I'd have to use tape to hold them on. She said "Good, but don't buy those ones, somebody's opened them!"
 

TTTWISTER

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I'd like to see a picture of Lili in diapers.:)
 
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TTTWISTER

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I love little old ladies at the craps table.

God loves fools, drunks and little old ladies!:D
 

twoblues

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When I was younger, I used to work at a pet food store and we used to sell "pads" (or rugs, as some like to call 'em) for dogs.

One night, a rough looking guy comes in. Big, tattoos, Harley riding individual. Never seen the guy before and I wasn't expecting the question:

"Er....do you have...umm...tampons for dogs?"

It was really funny. He had heard that there was something available and he was really sheepish about asking about it.

Long story short, big tough guy wanted some pads for his dog. He really wasn't that tough a guy, ended up being one of our best customers and he really cared for his dog (yah, looks can be deceiving). Great dog too.

It was funny trying to explain how to put them on the dog, though ;)
 

M1A

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Lili;the French Bulldog,dainty & elite.

A doggy-daiper;for Lili,may also function as a chasity belt.
Keep the mongrels,shut out.

Englebert Humperdink
Haha yeah...but no need, with her boyfriend! He just humps the air above her back, being a Staffordshire terrier. They sure are in love, though:rolleyes:
 

no3

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All this talk has got horny...need to find me a leg to hump.
 

Cock Throppled

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Lili spayed - problem solved. No little old ladies hurt in the process.
 
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