A new meaning to the words "hot dog"

georgebushmoron

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Since this is an escort review site, we tend to talk a lot about penises. But do we ever talk about dog penises?? NO! I pity the poor dog, whose penis is neglected in our thoughts. Well now there is room for more pity, as in a certain city in a certain country, the penis is highly valued:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/programmes/from_our_own_correspondent/5371500.stm


Ok now before you wankers start going on and on about how evil the Chinese are, shut the fuck up. I don't want to hear any racist bullshit coming out of your pie holes (this includes the ladies, some of whom are just as ignorant and have no fucking idea they are). No ethnicity can claim high moral purity, so please use the brain that God gave you before you open the orifice. This post was meant to be nothing more than something lightly humorous and of general interest, not to promote ignorance against anyone of any sort.
 

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The Chinese are ************** Edited by BcMod racial stereotypes and bigoted comments will not be tolerated on the board. Time to cool your heels in Perbatory. Don't worry, you won't be lonely, I have been busy the last couple of days.... when it comes to any animal or human rights issues.

Call it humor or fine dining or whatever you like but i think its disgusting.

Fuck them and the endangered species buffet they rode in on.

Savages!
 

HeMadeMeDoIt

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************** Edited by BcMod racial stereotypes and bigoted comments will not be tolerated on the board. Time to cool your heels in Perbatory. Don't worry, you won't be lonely, I have been busy the last couple of days....

Call it humor or fine dining or whatever you like but i think its disgusting.

Fuck them and the endangered species buffet they rode in on.

Savages!
I couldn't have said it better myself. Its not only a matter of what they eat but how they prepare it. Did you know that dog meat apparently "tastes better" once the dog has had its adrenaline going before it's slaughtered. According to many Chinese chefs the best way to do that is take a blow torch to a live dog so that the adrenaline "tenderizes" the meat.
 

littlejimbigher

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A new theme for the next Silence of the Lambs.
Hannible Lector eats low instead of high.
 

wilde

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Traditional Chinese thinking believes that whatever parts you eat will enhance the corresponding part of your own body. No excuse for doing it but that's the idea behind these practices. I do think many Chinese have begun to question their eating habits but it may take a generation or two to have a major shift.

On another note, imagine if it does work. Any of you game or desperate enough to eat various animals' dicks to enhance your own?

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SethBrundle

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I couldn't have said it better myself. Its not only a matter of what they eat but how they prepare it. Did you know that dog meat apparently "tastes better" once the dog has had its adrenaline going before it's slaughtered. According to many Chinese chefs the best way to do that is take a blow torch to a live dog so that the adrenaline "tenderizes" the meat.
Ya, and lobsters taste better when you boil them live. Do we do that here? :p
 

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************** Edited by BcMod racial stereotypes and bigoted comments will not be tolerated on the board. Time to cool your heels in Perbatory. Don't worry, you won't be lonely, I have been busy the last couple of days....
Call it humor or fine dining or whatever you like but i think its disgusting.

Fuck them and the endangered species buffet they rode in on.

Savages!

***** Edited by BcMod. Enough of you bartude, join a few others in Perbatory for a while.
 

Quarter Mile'r

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Ok now before you wankers start going on and on about how evil the Chinese are, shut the fuck up. I don't want to hear any racist bullshit coming out of your pie holes (this includes the ladies, some of whom are just as ignorant and have no fucking idea they are). No ethnicity can claim high moral purity, so please use the brain that God gave you before you open the orifice. This post was meant to be nothing more than something lightly humorous and of general interest, not to promote ignorance against anyone of any sort.
Edited by BcMod racial stereotypes and bigoted comments will not be tolerated on the board. Time to cool your heels in Perbatory. Don't worry, you won't be lonely, I have been busy the last couple of days....
Call it humor or fine dining or whatever you like but i think its disgusting.
Fuck them and the endangered species buffet they rode in on.
So you told the last Asian SP you saw that she was a douche bag just
because she was Asian?! If you didn't just remember your post here
the next time you go see one........okay??

While we're at it since when was dog an endangered species?
I agree that eating dog penis won't be on my cullinary list but that's no
reason to go slamming those that do it.

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Hmmm, guess your request went unheeded there George.
I can't say that I'm surprised though. :rolleyes:


..............QM'r
 

georgebushmoron

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Traditional Chinese thinking believes that whatever parts you eat will enhance the corresponding part of your own body. No excuse for doing it but that's the idea behind these practices. I do think many Chinese have begun to question their eating habits but it may take a generation or two to have a major shift.

On another note, imagine if it does work. Any of you game or desperate enough to eat various animals' dicks to enhance your own?

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Thank you for being informative and non-judgemental. On an issue such as this, it is far too easy to judge others on a moral basis. Perhaps it is repugnant to other people, that I do understand. But judging other people's culture when all cultures have their own "evils" is hypocritical. Case in point:
D.W.B said:
Edited by BcMod racial stereotypes and bigoted comments will not be tolerated on the board. Time to cool your heels in Perbatory. Don't worry, you won't be lonely, I have been busy the last couple of days....

Now to our goodly gentleman QM:
Quarter Mile'r said:
Hmmm, guess your request went unheeded there George.
I can't say that I'm surprised though.
Yes, as you know I like to push it to see what people come up with, to test a person's basic character. They took the bait, and the teeth showed fangs. You're right though, especially of the result.
 

mick_eight

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Ya, and lobsters taste better when you boil them live. Do we do that here? :p
D0n't boil lobsters,thats old school. Best way is to steam them instead. Kill them just before putting in pot . all you have to do is insert knife where tail meets body and lobster is dead, simple and painless to lobster. Only put 1 in of water in pot, steam for 20 min for 1 lb add 5 min for each lb over. And remember don't eat the old witch.
 

owz

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D0n't boil lobsters,thats old school. Best way is to steam them instead. Kill them just before putting in pot . all you have to do is insert knife where tail meets body and lobster is dead, simple and painless to lobster. Only put 1 in of water in pot, steam for 20 min for 1 lb add 5 min for each lb over. And remember don't eat the old witch.
That's how I do it too. :D
 

tianna

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oh my

after I read that I tossed my cookies !:(
 

Thelyhi

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Just eat it

Edited by BcMod racial stereotypes and bigoted comments will not be tolerated on the board. Time to cool your heels in Perbatory. Don't worry, you won't be lonely, I have been busy the last couple of days....

Call it humor or fine dining or whatever you like but i think its disgusting.

Fuck them and the endangered species buffet they rode in on.

Savages!
The Chinese have a saying."Anything under the sun can be eaten"

Just check out any Chinatown shop that specializes in herbal medicine.You'll see all kinds of freaky stuff and pricey too. Antler Penis,Bear Gall Bladder,Bat wings,Gecko,Tiger Penis,Ginseng Man,teas for specific genders.
 

Thelyhi

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Up your V
Dodgy dog city

I went with a work-mate to Shenzen,China.It's a bustling city of 3million plus just north of Hong Kong.I don't know what street it is but I called it dog street.It a long bay of alfresco dining from seafood,spicy and exotic foods. I notice 2 restaurants have a little hook stands like over here we have hot dog stand.
Well those hooks were hanging dogs!
Those medium size doggies around 1 metre or so,were defurred and bleach white and not with colgate.
I didn't see anybody ordering dog,but hundreds of people were eating around those stalls.

Hong Kong banned dog eating in the 60's?But big brother China thinks differently.For you cat lovers well there's no meat on cat,so its safe.
 

georgebushmoron

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I couldn't have said it better myself. Its not only a matter of what they eat but how they prepare it. Did you know that dog meat apparently "tastes better" once the dog has had its adrenaline going before it's slaughtered. According to many Chinese chefs the best way to do that is take a blow torch to a live dog so that the adrenaline "tenderizes" the meat.
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D.W.B. said:
Edited by BcMod racial stereotypes and bigoted comments will not be tolerated on the board. Time to cool your heels in Perbatory. Don't worry, you won't be lonely, I have been busy the last couple of days....

Call it humor or fine dining or whatever you like but i think its disgusting.

Fuck them and the endangered species buffet they rode in on.

Savages!
Let's not forget how we uh, treat our chickens en masse. We line them up early in life in a production line and a machine rips off their beaks so they can live in very small spaces without killing each other. Then they are force fed through a tube for the rest of their lives in cages that are lined up stacked on top of each other so that the bottom ones get shit covered all over them from the top ones. When it's time for their final demise, they are thrown into boiling hot water to kill them, as their feathers come off far more easily that way.

But we who are of such high morals can conveniently ignore all this and buy beautiful clean packages of chicken breast at the local Canadian Superstore and believe that the rest of the world are barbarian scum. For indeed, they are.
 

peety

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Fucken ignoranuses...

you'd eat everything if you had to survive, fuck I'm sure some of you would eat your own dicks if you had no meat!

n americans are so stupid to befriend animals. yeah I'm not a pet lover.
 

aznboi9

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D0n't boil lobsters,thats old school. Best way is to steam them instead. Kill them just before putting in pot . all you have to do is insert knife where tail meets body and lobster is dead, simple and painless to lobster. Only put 1 in of water in pot, steam for 20 min for 1 lb add 5 min for each lb over. And remember don't eat the old witch.
What's the old witch?
 

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