Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A:About 45 pounds!!
Q:What is the difference between a husband and a boyfriend?
A:About 45 minutes !!
What is the difference between a whore, a nimpho, and a blonde?
The whore says, "Aren't you done yet?" , The nimpho says, "Are you done ALREADY?" And the blonde says, "Beige. I think I'll paint the celling beige..."
What's the differemce between meat and fish?
If you beat your fish, it'll die.
What's the difference between a bitch and a whore?
A whore sleeps with everyone at the party and a bitch sleeps with everyone except you.
A:About 45 pounds!!
Q:What is the difference between a husband and a boyfriend?
A:About 45 minutes !!
What is the difference between a whore, a nimpho, and a blonde?
The whore says, "Aren't you done yet?" , The nimpho says, "Are you done ALREADY?" And the blonde says, "Beige. I think I'll paint the celling beige..."
What's the differemce between meat and fish?
If you beat your fish, it'll die.
What's the difference between a bitch and a whore?
A whore sleeps with everyone at the party and a bitch sleeps with everyone except you.
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