Starbuck's Tip Cup

FuZzYknUckLeS

Monkey Abuser
May 11, 2005
2,215
0
0
Schmocation
"What, am I supposed to throw you all manner of currency because you run hot water thru beans?"
 

gravitas

New member
Feb 7, 2006
2,175
0
0
Nice Guy Eddie: C'mon, throw in a buck!
Mr. Pink: Uh-uh, I don't tip.
Nice Guy Eddie: You don't tip?
Mr. Pink: Nah, I don't believe in it.
Nice Guy Eddie: You don't believe in tipping?
Mr. Blue: You know what these chicks make? They make shit.
Mr. Pink: Don't give me that. She don't make enough money that she can quit.
Nice Guy Eddie: I don't even know a fucking Jew who'd have the balls to say that. Let me get this straight: you don't ever tip?
Mr. Pink: I don't tip because society says I have to. All right, if someone deserves a tip, if they really put forth an effort, I'll give them something a little something extra. But this tipping automatically, it's for the birds. As far as I'm concerned, they're just doing their job.
Mr. Blue: Hey, our girl was nice.
Mr. Pink: She was okay. She wasn't anything special.
Mr. Blue: What's special? Take you in the back and suck your dick?
Nice Guy Eddie: I'd go over twelve percent for that.
 

Creole Lady Marmalade

No more reviews, please.
Dec 20, 2004
1,468
2
0
I don't tip at Starbucks and I used to work for the company. It was always a nice gesture. As Mr. Pink says, it was my job...to put hot water through beans. Starbucks isn't any different than McDonald's and you don't tip there, do ya?
 

Tungsten

Banned
Dec 11, 2006
20
0
0
Vancouver
That scene in "Reservoir Dogs" is beautiful. I think of that scene everytime I am in a conversation with a group of people and the topic of tipping comes up. Its a classic.

I do tip at restaurants. But I don't tip at coffee shops. Unless something spectacular happens.
 

hitrack

I'LL KILL YA ALL!!
Feb 25, 2003
3,883
0
0
Surrey
My tip at starbucks is just the left over change form my pepermint mocha....man those are good. I don't like shitbucks regular coffee and just hit 7-11 for that.
 

mustangjoe

Active member
May 16, 2004
1,043
0
36
I'm stupid enough to pay over $4 for a stupid drink, and these twits want me to tip after forking over that kind of dough? Fuck off
 

Ilovethemall

Banned
Jul 12, 2005
794
0
0
3rd rock from the sun
back up the bus

You guys are hilarious - you wank and bitch about the price of coffee and due to those same high prices you don't tip.....hmmm nobody made ya go there in the first place. That however is not my point....many of you probably tip when you get laid by an SP - even after you have paid their fee - there is no difference between that and a cup of coffee - you paid for what you wanted - no tip required.

Was the coffee hot and tasty? Yep. Was the service good - yep....but no tip.

Was the Ho' hot and tasty? Yep. Was the service good - yep....so, no tip.
 

mustangjoe

Active member
May 16, 2004
1,043
0
36
I might tip the chicks at Starbucks if they were hot and had nice tities, but around my area all of them are fat & ugly.
 

twoblues

New member
Apr 25, 2006
817
1
0
North Vancouver
I used to throw the few pennies left over from a grande coffee into the tip jar because I have enough pennies at home. Now, they increased the price to $2 even for a grande coffee, so no tip for them.

Ilovethemall said:
Never tip a FUGLY chick - unless she blows you just cuz.
Nah, if she truly was FUGLY, I think I would expect a tip from her for letting her touch me :p (oh, that was mean).
 

shapeshifter

Banned
Feb 17, 2006
717
0
0
51
Uno viso, omnia visa sunt
"TIPS spelled backwards is SPIT".... no TIPS might get you SPIT :eek:



BARNSTABLE, Mass. --Two employees at a Dunkin' Donuts shop on Cape Cod were arrested after allegedly spitting in customers' coffee.

Rodrigo Rodrigues, 22, and Junior DaSilva, 26, both of Barnstable, each face a felony charge of distributing food intended or expected to cause injury. Both are free on bail after their arraignment this week, the Cape Cod Times reported.

Barnstable police made the arrests Feb. 3 after a six-day investigation prompted by an anonymous tip that employees were spitting and urinating in police officers' coffee, according to a police report filed in court.

One doughnut shop employee told police she heard DaSilva threaten to spit in a customer's coffee and heard Rodrigues, the store manager, encourage him. The woman also heard DaSilva make a spitting sound while some coffees were in front of him, then serve them at a drive-thru. She didn't see DaSilva spit into the drink, the report said.

DaSilva told police he saw Rodrigues spit into a customer's coffee, shake it, then serve it at a drive-thru, according to the report.

Police did not identify anyone who witnessed an employee urinating in coffee. The report also does not mention any police officer who claims to have received contaminated coffee.

Repeated attempts by the Times to contact DaSilva and Rodrigues and their lawyers were unsuccessful.

In a statement, Dunkin' Donuts Inc. said, "Neither Dunkin' Donuts Incorporated nor the franchisee condone the alleged actions by these employees. The safety and welfare of our customers is our number one priority, and we take adherence to health and safety standards very seriously."




.
 

D.W.B

Banned
Feb 18, 2005
240
0
0
Gone
They charge $4 a cup but im expected to subsidize their pay roll with tips because their staff cant live on the shit wages they get paid?

Somethings wrong with this picture.
 

mustangjoe

Active member
May 16, 2004
1,043
0
36
fuck the cashiers. All the profits go to the share holders. Guess who's a share holder? MustangJoe is and he made some good money off that stock in the past 10 years or so. They used to send a gift certificate out at x-mass to all the shareholders , good for one drink. Don't know if they still do that, have not seen one in a while.
 

gravitas

New member
Feb 7, 2006
2,175
0
0
Ilovethemall said:
many of you probably tip when you get laid by an SP
Its a very rare occourance when I'd tip and SP.....I need to feel like I've died and been reborn to pony up some extra dough


Ilovethemall said:
Never tip a FUGLY chick - unless she blows you just cuz.
Nope! If a fugly chick had blown me "just cuz" she's already got the best one inch tip I have to offer :)


shapeshifter said:
Two employees at a Dunkin' Donuts shop on Cape Cod were arrested after allegedly spitting in customers' coffee.
I think a loogy is the least of your worries when it comes to restaurant spork


mustangjoe said:
fuck the cashiers. All the profits go to the share holders. Guess who's a share holder? MustangJoe is and he made some good money off that stock in the past 10 years
I think I love you :)
 

westwoody

Well-known member
Jun 10, 2004
6,457
4,040
113
Westwood
Tipping just because you are expected to defeats the whole point of tipping.
One exception though, I was out for breakfast the other day with an excellent SP:D and we got served by a super cute waitress. I wanted to give a ridiculous tip but the girl I was with slapped some sense into me. If the server is really hot all bets are off.
 

PuntMeister

Punt-on!
Jul 13, 2003
1,921
854
113
Tip Jar

I think tip jars should be standard at all incall SP's. Just change though - we're not talking blues, purples, and greens here. We are talking toons, loons, mooseheads, bluenose, beaver, and leaf. Hey, after I've pork'em, I don't need the change for the meter any more--might as well loose that nerdy jingle in the trousers and fork over for the cause, before I head off to the peeler bar. Oh WTF!:eek:
 
Vancouver Escorts