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Michael White - the ultimate scum bag and now coward

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Convicted killer White found injured in cell

Michael White, just convicted of murdering his pregnant wife, was rushed to hospital after being found injured in his cell, CTV Edmonton has learned.

Doctors treated White for non-life-threatening injuries. Authorities then returned him to the Edmonton Remand Centre on Sunday.

Sources told CTV Edmonton the wounds are believed to be self-inflicted. White, 29, is believed to have been alone in his cell at the time.

Police say the convicted killer was not under a suicide watch.

On Thursday, a jury found White guilty of second-degree murder in the death of Liana White.

The jury further recommended that he not be eligible for parole from his life sentence until he had served at least 15 years. White's sentencing hearing is set for Wednesday.
What a fucking douche bag! Can't face the facts that he's going away so he comes up with a half hearted attempt to commit suicide.
 

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No kidding, people who actually want to commit suicide do it everyday.

These fucking narcissistic assholes who just want attention and some sympathy manage to shoot themselves in the foot instead of the head, my all time favorite was Danny Bonaduce's recent attempt he "scratched" both his wrists just deep enough to get a trickle of blood and alarm his wife who immediately called 911.
She frantically described to the operator that her husband was ranting and raving in a drunken fit and had tried to kill himself, the operator sent the cops instead of an ambulance.
Danny was visibly upset when the cops showed up, handcuffed him and toted him off to jail for the night.
It had'nt played out the way he wanted, he expected an ambulance with people milling around him, he wanted to be rushed to the hospital with full regalia, sirens screaming into the night while his wife held his hand and cried over his dumb ass.

The next day he comes home and makes up a bullshit story for his 12 yr old daughter, telling her that "daddy sliced open both his wrists trying to replace a window"
This kid is a smart cookie, she looks around the house and says "What window daddy?"
Danny fumbles over his words for a few seconds and tries to convince her that daddy was trying to replace a window at work.
She reminds him that he works in a highrise building downtown LA and she is surprised that his bosses would need her dad to replace a window when it would clearly require a window washer type platform. :p

The kid saw right through him and you could see her losing what little repect she still had for the idiot.
 

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gravitas said:
I'll hold him and you slice?
Sure. And then we'll switch!

shapeshifter said:
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The kid saw right through him and you could see her losing what little repect she still had for the idiot.
They got all that on film? :confused:

*madly checks torrent sites...*
 

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shapeshifter said:
Danny Bonaduce's.....his wife
My first thought was....WTF??? someone married that gnome? Checked IMDB and he's been married to "Gretchen" for 16 years....go figure :rolleyes: Googled her and came up with this pic
<img src='http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-4/688404/vicndanny01.jpg' width=400 height=268 >
I assume she's the one on the far right......not quite as fugly as the dooood in the middle but still a beast befitting of the junior partridge band-mate


FuZzYknUckLeS said:
Sure. And then we'll switch!
How sweet of you! ;)
 

The Lizard King

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my all time favorite was Danny Bonaduce's recent attempt...
Even better than Terrell Owens' fake attempt? I wish someone would pull out a piece and just put these self absorbed motherfuckers out of their misery.

As for that piece 'o shit in Edmonton...the cops should have done the right thing and whacked him and then released a statement advising the world of his successful suicide attempt.
 

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That piece of shit White will get his when they sentence him and send him to his new home.........convicts got their code too, so Merry Christmas ya fat wife killin' FUCK!!
 

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BDAClub said:
That piece of shit White will get his when they sentence him and send him to his new home.........convicts got their code too, so Merry Christmas ya fat wife killin' FUCK!!
Ah yes, the "Convict Code". Gratifying to know those pillars of society have a well defined sense of moral outrage. :rolleyes:
 

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JustAGuy said:
Ah yes, the "Convict Code". Gratifying to know those pillars of society have a well defined sense of moral outrage. :rolleyes:
It's not about anyone agreeing with it.....it's just about that it exists and he'll get his......but thanks:rolleyes:
 

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shapeshifter said:
WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?!?!

Now I have a headache



JustAGuy said:
Ah yes, the "Convict Code". Gratifying to know those pillars of society have a well defined sense of moral outrage. :rolleyes:
moral outrage or not I'm just happy to know he'll facing some tough times in the klink and frankly hope he either doesn't make it out alive or if he does has a goatse'ized rectum
 
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