No kidding, people who actually want to commit suicide do it everyday.
These fucking narcissistic assholes who just want attention and some sympathy manage to shoot themselves in the foot instead of the head, my all time favorite was Danny Bonaduce's recent attempt he "scratched" both his wrists just deep enough to get a trickle of blood and alarm his wife who immediately called 911.
She frantically described to the operator that her husband was ranting and raving in a drunken fit and had tried to kill himself, the operator sent the cops instead of an ambulance.
Danny was visibly upset when the cops showed up, handcuffed him and toted him off to jail for the night.
It had'nt played out the way he wanted, he expected an ambulance with people milling around him, he wanted to be rushed to the hospital with full regalia, sirens screaming into the night while his wife held his hand and cried over his dumb ass.
The next day he comes home and makes up a bullshit story for his 12 yr old daughter, telling her that "daddy sliced open both his wrists trying to replace a window"
This kid is a smart cookie, she looks around the house and says "What window daddy?"
Danny fumbles over his words for a few seconds and tries to convince her that daddy was trying to replace a window at work.
She reminds him that he works in a highrise building downtown LA and she is surprised that his bosses would need her dad to replace a window when it would clearly require a window washer type platform.
The kid saw right through him and you could see her losing what little repect she still had for the idiot.