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Pooner Retiring

souljacker

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Well, after a relatively brief time pooning (less than a year), I've decided to retire from the hobby. I've recently become involved in a pretty serious relationship with a great gal, and I've lost the desire to go out and have sex with other women.

While I was pooning, I didn't see a lot of different SPs, but I did have a good time with those who I saw. In fact, I'm happy to say that I didn't have a single bad session, not even the one where a fire broke out (although it did kind of kill the mood). To the couple of ladies on this board whom I've seen, thanks for the memories!

Sadly, this means that there are quite a few ladies on my "must see" list, who I won't end up seeing. To those ladies, especially Tianna and Szabina, who were tied for first place on my list, I wish I had seen you before I met my girlfriend, but timing is everything in life!

I'll probably still hang out on this board from time to time, just because it always provides a laugh, some drama, and some political debate, but I'll probably be around less frequently.

Oh, and I'll be a little disappointed if this thread doesn't generate at least one generic "who the fukk cares" comment ;)
 

Bartdude

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Who the fuck cares?

There - always willing to help....
 

Rod Steel

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All the best to you Souljacker!
 

aznboi9

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westwoody

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If you lost interest, you weren't seeing the right ladies! You will always wonder what they would have been like.
 

JustAGuy

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westwoody said:
If you lost interest, you weren't seeing the right ladies! You will always wonder what they would have been like.
I think the lack of interest has more to do with souljacker looking to be in a monogamous relationship with his new lady, rather than having seen the wrong women. Radical concept, I know, but some folks actually view monogamy as a good thing. However they don't show up too often on a board like this, I'm guessing.

Enjoy your new life, souljacker.
 

Randy Whorewald

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Good luck Shapeshifter. I always enjoyed your posts and graphics. Hope you live happily ever after.
 

LonelyGhost

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souljacker said:
I've lost the desire to go out and have sex with other women.
does this mean you are a woman?

wow, no wonder your pooning career was so short ...

well, I guess if we can have a happy gay couple
we can support a happy lesbien couple too ...

such diversity on perb ...

:p
 

rescue911

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what is the world cumming to

this site is like a soap opera:

- someone outs an SP to her family
- SPs complain about poor reception in other towns, or false appointments created by home town SPs who hate competition
- SPs stop touring due to poor reception or just bad vibes
- SPs retire for all sorts of reasons and bid farewell only to return
- clients put together xmas parties so both sides get to meet each other in a different atmosphere
- pooners retire and bid farewell to the SPs and this board
- Trawler...well Trawler is just Trawler....the undisputed king

man i love this hobby...and this board
 

souljacker

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Bartdude said:
Who the fuck cares?

There - always willing to help....
Bartdude gets the award for giving me my first "who the fuck cares" reply! Thanks! ;)
westwoody said:
If you lost interest, you weren't seeing the right ladies! You will always wonder what they would have been like.
Well, you're right about the second part of that, but for the first part:
JustAGuy said:
I think the lack of interest has more to do with souljacker looking to be in a monogamous relationship with his new lady, rather than having seen the wrong women. Radical concept, I know, but some folks actually view monogamy as a good thing. However they don't show up too often on a board like this, I'm guessing.

Enjoy your new life, souljacker.
Bingo! Thanks westwoody.
Randy Whorewald said:
Good luck Shapeshifter. I always enjoyed your posts and graphics. Hope you live happily ever after.
Shapeshifter? What's he got to do with it? Sure, our handles are a bit alike, but not as much as hitrack and hatrick... Come on Randy, pay attention :rolleyes:
Euro_SZabina said:
hopefully SZabina will be still in business when you get back then we can get down oh so dirty.

Seriously SZweetie, good luck in your new love life, hopefully I will meet that special one too.
LOL! Thanks Szabina!
LonelyGhost said:
does this mean you are a woman?

wow, no wonder your pooning career was so short ...

well, I guess if we can have a happy gay couple
we can support a happy lesbien couple too ...

such diversity on perb ...

:p
LMAO! No, no, no... Other women as in 'women other than my gf!' Sheesh... Although, I have to admit, I have always thought that I might be a lesbian trapped in a man's body ;)
rescue911 said:
this site is like a soap opera:

man i love this hobby...and this board
Yeah, agreed! That's why, while I may be retiring from the hobby, I really doubt I'll be leaving the board any time soon :eek:
sheena west said:
Hate to be the "bearer of bad news" But you'll be back. It's just a phase
I expected at least one person to say that... To be honest I think that pooning may have just been a phase for me. Then again, time may prove me wrong!

To all of those who have replied with generic well wishes, I give to you generic thanks! :D
 

Randy Whorewald

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souljacker said:
Shapeshifter? What's he got to do with it? Sure, our handles are a bit alike, but not as much as hitrack and hatrick... Come on Randy, pay attention :rolleyes:
Oooooops , my bad, sorry about that souljacker!! ;)

-goes to the fridge for yet another beer.
 

LonelyGhost

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Randy Whorewald said:
Oooooops , my bad, sorry about that souljacker!! ;)

-goes to the fridge for yet another beer.
given your 'cognitive difficulties' why do i think you
are standing in the bathroom closet drinking draino?
 
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