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nube

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Just a question mostly for the ladies I guess, I see in many ads how they want the men to be clean and showered etc etc. And I wholeheartedly agree with that. But I am wondering do the ladies usually clean up after each client??
 

CalgaryJenn

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I do after EVERY client. I space my appointments out about 30-45 minutes so that I can go for a bath between each and every appointment. I expect cleanliness as well, and if a client isn't presentable down there, then I simply give him a baby wipe and tell him to "clean up" or it won't happen. Makes them think even if it does cause a little embarrassment. And for me personally being a woman, showering just doesn't cut it, showering for a woman, unless she get's right up there still leaves a musky smell from time to time. At least with bathing, the water get's up there and cleanses the goodies, I even know some women will warm water douche in between calls.
 

necko

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CalgaryJenn said:
I do after EVERY client. I space my appointments out about 30-45 minutes so that I can go for a bath between each and every appointment. I expect cleanliness as well, and if a client isn't presentable down there, then I simply give him a baby wipe and tell him to "clean up" or it won't happen. Makes them think even if it does cause a little embarrassment. And for me personally being a woman, showering just doesn't cut it, showering for a woman, unless she get's right up there still leaves a musky smell from time to time. At least with bathing, the water get's up there and cleanses the goodies, I even know some women will warm water douche in between calls.
One of my xwifes was told by her MD not to douche everyday as was not good for her she needed some of those womenly juices to fight off things like yeast infections, or just the regular daily juices were good for her, the other two said just said they didn't need it a shower in the am was all they needed:confused:
 

Avery

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nube, all the ladies will tell you they clean up thoroughly after every client, but, unfortunately, not all of them actually do. They think that using a baby wipe is enough; it definitely isn't.

Also, some of them will shower and take a little tinkle before the client arrives, thinking there won't be any residue, but there always is, and it can be tasted. Again, baby wipes aren't enough; they need to wash with soap and water. And, there's nothing worse than getting all excited with a fresh smelling lady with a fresh smelling pussy, going down and discovering that she diodn't wash her ass thoroughly. Boner killer!!!

I like Jenn's attitude about cleanliness (her own and her clients), but I would add that she should insist that the clients wash with soap and water. Baby wipes won't eliminate nasty smells (or tastes). Also, I think that if the ladies stick a couple of soapy fingers into the darkness while showering, there shouldn't be a need to douche.
 

CalgaryJenn

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Avery said:
nube, all the ladies will tell you they clean up thoroughly after every client, but, unfortunately, not all of them actually do. They think that using a baby wipe is enough; it definitely isn't.

Also, some of them will shower and take a little tinkle before the client arrives, thinking there won't be any residue, but there always is, and it can be tasted. Again, baby wipes aren't enough; they need to wash with soap and water. And, there's nothing worse than getting all excited with a fresh smelling lady with a fresh smelling pussy, going down and discovering that she diodn't wash her ass thoroughly. Boner killer!!!

I like Jenn's attitude about cleanliness (her own and her clients), but I would add that she should insist that the clients wash with soap and water. Baby wipes won't eliminate nasty smells (or tastes). Also, I think that if the ladies stick a couple of soapy fingers into the darkness while showering, there shouldn't be a need to douche.
thanks Avery. I DO agree that a baby wipe on the woman just won't cut it, however it just barely does the trick on the clients. For myself, it's a bath everytime, NOT a shower, with a thourough clam digging session inside and out to make sure it doesn't smell like Capt.Highliner didn't just pay a visit....LOL
 

Avery

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CalgaryJenn said:
...with a thourough clam digging session inside and out to make sure it doesn't smell like Capt.Highliner didn't just pay a visit....LOL
LOL!!! The Captain is obviously not welcome on the Good Ship Jenn! But, that also means that Captain Avery would not hesitate to board the ship and give her cargo hold a thorough tongue lashing. :p
 

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necko said:
One of my xwifes was told by her MD not to douche everyday as was not good for her she needed some of those womenly juices to fight off things like yeast infections, or just the regular daily juices were good for her, the other two said just said they didn't need it a shower in the am was all they needed:confused:
Your ex-wifes' MD is right on the target. Douches aren't recommended for anything as they wash the healthy bacteria and flora in the vagina making it easier for infections to take hold.
 

Jodie

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Personally, I cannot fathom not having a shower immediately before each and every appointment! It's not just "down there" that needs to be fresh and clean, but every part of the skin that might possibly be touched, kissed, licked, sucked, fondled (etc ;) ). I also wash my hair, because there's nothing worse than smelling sweaty, dirty hair on an otherwise clean girl (and I think freshly shampooed hair is a turn-on personally). So for me, nothing less than a full scrub in the shower is acceptable, absolutely without exception.

By the way, I think "freshening up" with baby wipes is just gross! I cringe everytime I see an SP who posts that she does that. Who wants to taste baby wipe residue when they go down on a girl?? Also, I can't imagine that a client would want to lick a lady's breast knowing that it's just been licked by the previous client(s) and not been washed since. Ewwwww! :eek:

And for the gents, any smells that suggest a client is not 100% fresh are a huge turn-off, and are likely to result in sub-par service as a result. No amount of cologne, deodorant and aftershave are going to mask sour ass smell! :D Women have a much more astute sense of smell than men. Even if you think you smell clean, have a shower anyway. Rest assured that whatever odours might exist, we can smell them. Here is a good tip to ensure you're squeaky clean: use a washcloth when you scrub your naughty bits -- it's much more effective than just a bar of soap ;) And for heaven's sake, if you're uncut, please clean under the foreskin!

This public service message has been brought to you by your local hygiene freak.
 

necko

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Jodie said:
Personally, I cannot fathom not having a shower immediately before each and every appointment! It's not just "down there" that needs to be fresh and clean, but every part of the skin that might possibly be touched, kissed, licked, sucked, fondled (etc ;) ). I also wash my hair, because there's nothing worse than smelling sweaty, dirty hair on an otherwise clean girl (and I think freshly shampooed hair is a turn-on personally). So for me, nothing less than a full scrub in the shower is acceptable, absolutely without exception.

By the way, I think "freshening up" with baby wipes is just gross! I cringe everytime I see an SP who posts that she does that. Who wants to taste baby wipe residue when they go down on a girl?? Also, I can't imagine that a client would want to lick a lady's breast knowing that it's just been licked by the previous client(s) and not been washed since. Ewwwww! :eek:

And for the gents, any smells that suggest a client is not 100% fresh are a huge turn-off, and are likely to result in sub-par service as a result. No amount of cologne, deodorant and aftershave are going to mask sour ass smell! :D Women have a much more astute sense of smell than men. Even if you think you smell clean, have a shower anyway. Rest assured that whatever odours might exist, we can smell them. Here is a good tip to ensure you're squeaky clean: use a washcloth when you scrub your naughty bits -- it's much more effective than just a bar of soap ;) And for heaven's sake, if you're uncut, please clean under the foreskin!

This public service message has been brought to you by your local hygiene freak.
I agree whole heartedly with you showering after each session I would think would be mandatory but douching after each I wonder especially if using some type of strong cleanser would this be harmful to the lady, and yea guys being clean also would be mandatory:D
 

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This may sound gross but there are for sure some ladies out there who don't wash up after every client.

About a year ago I was with an SP at her incall. We just finished and she was in a rush to get to her next appointment which was an outcall.

She didn't have time to shower so I saw her scurrying around wiping herself off with a wash cloth. The thing is, I had my tongue on nearly part of her body. I'm sure she missed a few spots with the cloth. Plus, and this is the kicker, I ended the session with a rather messy pearl necklace.

There is no doubt in my mind the next fellow probably wound up lapping up the residue of the mess I left on her chest. :eek:

I didn't see her again after that!
 

sdw

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I like the ladies who include a shared shower. I may have had a shower at home, but by the time I get there, I'm not as sweet smelling.

Besides, women feel so nice while I'm lathering (and getting into a lather) every delicious bit of their body.
 

schizo_man

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now this may be a stupid question, but would it be considered "uncooth" for us to ask our particular sp('s) their cleaning habits?
 

xoxo Amie

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schizo_man said:
now this may be a stupid question, but would it be considered "uncooth" for us to ask our particular sp('s) their cleaning habits?
hard to pull off without the insinuation...personally, i hate being asked...puts me on the defensive when really, i'm already on your team. I will shower right before, and most of the time the guy has too, but will shower again with my guy when he arrives just to reassure everyone is on an even playing field... makes for good foreplay anyways :)

when I was 15, I was in the company of older boys one night and caught wind of their tips and tricks one night as they were talking trash over beers...

NEWBIE:"man, what if the pussy isn't proper?"
SLICK RICK:' 'easy, just get her to shower with you and you"ll know that everything's freshh and perfect." :D
*beer bottles clink*

like..."the thought of your wet warm body lathering me up gives me such a hard on."

do like Slick Rick and be cool with the chicks :cool:
 
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shedevil

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nube said:
Just a question mostly for the ladies I guess, I see in many ads how they want the men to be clean and showered etc etc. And I wholeheartedly agree with that. But I am wondering do the ladies usually clean up after each client??

Of course. My expectations are the same for the gent that comes over.

I shower before and after.

SD
 

Damaged

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charles said:
This may sound gross but there are for sure some ladies out there who don't wash up after every client.

About a year ago I was with an SP at her incall. We just finished and she was in a rush to get to her next appointment which was an outcall.

She didn't have time to shower so I saw her scurrying around wiping herself off with a wash cloth. The thing is, I had my tongue on nearly part of her body. I'm sure she missed a few spots with the cloth. Plus, and this is the kicker, I ended the session with a rather messy pearl necklace.

There is no doubt in my mind the next fellow probably wound up lapping up the residue of the mess I left on her chest. :eek:

I didn't see her again after that!
Good call not seeing her again because someone may have left a messy pearl necklace just prior to your appointment.;)
 
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